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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is hello the best you can do ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.... "

Evening Dan, you well? Nearly middle of week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.... "

Hello lovely Dan.x

How the devil are you ?

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By *nd-DCouple over a year ago

portsmouth

Hi all x

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Good evening Ace

I know. ...I'm in a lot of pain tbh

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Good evening Daniel and fabbers all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello....

Evening Dan, you well? Nearly middle of week

Good evening Mr. Racer

Aye, nearly the weekend

How's you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello....

Hello lovely Dan.x

How the devil are you ?

Good evening Ms. Sexy

In pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi all x"

Good evening Sinks or swim

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello and Good Evening to everyone else in the Nocturnal Club. I cant bloody type fast enough..

Hope your all good. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello....

Evening Dan, you well? Nearly middle of week

Good evening Mr. Racer

Aye, nearly the weekend

How's you tonight? "

Not too bad cheers, crashing out soon though, don't think I'll make chapter 2 tonight. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How's things with you this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Daniel and fabbers all"

Good evening Johnaron

How's things with you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello sexy Dan and all you nocturnal lovelies .Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello....

Evening Dan, you well? Nearly middle of week

Good evening Mr. Racer

Aye, nearly the weekend

How's you tonight?

Not too bad cheers, crashing out soon though, don't think I'll make chapter 2 tonight. Have fun."

No worries dude always good to have people drop by no matter for how long

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening Mr. Fox

How's things with you this fine eve, all good I hope?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatcha Dan!, ya do a fine job in here, don't you listen to the hecklers!

Evening fabsters!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

Why are you in pain chickie?

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Hello.... "

Are you well?

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happens?!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Good evening Ace

I know. ...I'm in a lot of pain tbh

That's ok Dan, I'm still suffering with the dreaded man flu

Have resisted the urge to go mental on Tramadol, but the option is still there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening Mr. Fox

How's things with you this fine eve, all good I hope? "

All good here thanks. How are things with you?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Yo

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How's things with you this fine eve? "

I'm good mate thanks why you in pain or shouldn't I ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello sexy Dan and all you nocturnal lovelies .Xx"

Good evening Ms. Longlegs

How is your gorgeous self this fine eve? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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Good evening Ms. Strawberry

How's you?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Good evening Ace

I know. ...I'm in a lot of pain tbh

That's ok Dan, I'm still suffering with the dreaded man flu

Have resisted the urge to go mental on Tramadol, but the option is still there

Wimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello....

Hello lovely Dan.x

How the devil are you ?

Good evening Ms. Sexy

In pain

Awe babe wish I could help, Hope you feel better really soon and I'm sending you lots of little cyber kisses all over your body to try and distract you from the pain....

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Standards are slipping....

Evening everyone! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello sexy Dan and all you nocturnal lovelies .Xx

Good evening Ms. Longlegs

How is your gorgeous self this fine eve? xx"

I'm feeling rather good thanks. You're hurting .Want a rub down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whatcha Dan!, ya do a fine job in here, don't you listen to the hecklers!

Evening fabsters!

Good evening Mr. Oiled

You working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

Why are you in pain chickie?"

Been playing silly buggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello....

Are you well?

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happens?! "

What town?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

Why are you in pain chickie?

Been playing silly buggers

Daniel... what did you do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Good evening Ace

I know. ...I'm in a lot of pain tbh

That's ok Dan, I'm still suffering with the dreaded man flu

Have resisted the urge to go mental on Tramadol, but the option is still there

Tramamdol sounds good right now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good evening Mr. Fox

How's things with you this fine eve, all good I hope?

All good here thanks. How are things with you?"

Not too bad, looking forward to weekend tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Chap!

You ever gonna wash that lipstick off ya head?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatcha Dan!, ya do a fine job in here, don't you listen to the hecklers!

Evening fabsters!

Good evening Mr. Oiled

You working or lurking tonight? "
Both dan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yo

Oi oi soppy bollocks

How's things with you this fine eve?

I'm good mate thanks why you in pain or shouldn't I ask

Been airsofting with mates and I'm a bit shot up in the legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello....

Hello lovely Dan.x

How the devil are you ?

Good evening Ms. Sexy

In pain

Awe babe wish I could help, Hope you feel better really soon and I'm sending you lots of little cyber kisses all over your body to try and distract you from the pain....

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Well DING DONG

that'll do the trick

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Good evening Ace

I know. ...I'm in a lot of pain tbh

That's ok Dan, I'm still suffering with the dreaded man flu

Have resisted the urge to go mental on Tramadol, but the option is still there

Wimp

Ha ha, all hail to the King of Man Flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Standards are slipping....

Evening everyone! x"

Good evening Ms. Roxianne

I know they should sack the op....oh wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello sexy Dan and all you nocturnal lovelies .Xx

Good evening Ms. Longlegs

How is your gorgeous self this fine eve? xx

I'm feeling rather good thanks. You're hurting .Want a rub down?

That would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Longlegs!

Just looked at you, and it says we mailed each other 3 years ago!! How's your memory? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

Why are you in pain chickie?

Been playing silly buggers

Daniel... what did you do?"

Been airsofting....got shot....lots

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Chap!

You ever gonna wash that lipstick off ya head?

Good evening Ms. Red

In did in May

How's you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Longlegs!

Just looked at you, and it says we mailed each other 3 years ago!! How's your memory? Lol

Evening .Hadn't realised I'd been here so long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whatcha Dan!, ya do a fine job in here, don't you listen to the hecklers!

Evening fabsters!

Good evening Mr. Oiled

You working or lurking tonight? Both dan!

SNAP! Except I'm perving and working

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

Why are you in pain chickie?

Been playing silly buggers

Daniel... what did you do?

Been airsofting....got shot....lots

Danieeeeeel.

Anyway, I have some naughty mischief to be up to

Catch you all innabit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

Why are you in pain chickie?

Been playing silly buggers

Daniel... what did you do?

Been airsofting....got shot....lots

Danieeeeeel.

Anyway, I have some naughty mischief to be up to

Catch you all innabit

Laters potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Longlegs!

Just looked at you, and it says we mailed each other 3 years ago!! How's your memory? Lol

Evening .Hadn't realised I'd been here so long.

"
My thoughts too, wonder what I looked like back then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meow.

Errr. .....woof?

Why are you in pain chickie?

Been playing silly buggers

Daniel... what did you do?

Been airsofting....got shot....lots

Danieeeeeel.

Anyway, I have some naughty mischief to be up to

Catch you all innabit

Laters potatoes

In a while crocodile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Standards are slipping....

Evening everyone! x

Good evening Ms. Roxianne

I know they should sack the op....oh wait

Uh oh

Doo dah thingy....made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Longlegs!

Just looked at you, and it says we mailed each other 3 years ago!! How's your memory? Lol

Evening .Hadn't realised I'd been here so long.

My thoughts too, wonder what I looked like back then!

x "

I still have pics from back then. Just hadn't looked at the dates on them .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is hello the best you can do ffs

Standards are slipping....

Evening everyone! x

Good evening Ms. Roxianne

I know they should sack the op....oh wait

Uh oh

Doo dah thingy....made me chuckle "

Its the highly technical term for a whooojammiflip

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Evening everyone - my bed is nice and warm, anyone interested in joining me ? Xxxx

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Hello

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Hello....

Are you well?

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happens?!

What town?

That town where nothing ever happens.

There's such a distance between us and a million miles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone - my bed is nice and warm, anyone interested in joining me ? Xxxx"

Good evening Ms. Tigger

Stick me down for a cuddle please xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening Longlegs!

Just looked at you, and it says we mailed each other 3 years ago!! How's your memory? Lol

Evening .Hadn't realised I'd been here so long.

My thoughts too, wonder what I looked like back then!

I still have pics from back then. Just hadn't looked at the dates on them ."

All of my pics are actually from the 70's. I'm really 83 but don't tell anyone mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Hello lovely. How's things? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Longlegs!

Just looked at you, and it says we mailed each other 3 years ago!! How's your memory? Lol

Evening .Hadn't realised I'd been here so long.

My thoughts too, wonder what I looked like back then!

I still have pics from back then. Just hadn't looked at the dates on them .

All of my pics are actually from the 70's. I'm really 83 but don't tell anyone mind

Looking good .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello....

Are you well?

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happens?!

What town?

That town where nothing ever happens.

There's such a distance between us and a million miles. "

Is this a songs lyrics? I'm shit at guessing those

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening everyone - my bed is nice and warm, anyone interested in joining me ? Xxxx"
TAXI!!!!!!

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Hello lovely. How's things? Xx"

It's all good thank you. Getting used to the peace and quiet now daughter has gone back to Uni and enjoying it immensely.

I hope you're cool too.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening Longlegs!

Just looked at you, and it says we mailed each other 3 years ago!! How's your memory? Lol

Evening .Hadn't realised I'd been here so long.

My thoughts too, wonder what I looked like back then!

I still have pics from back then. Just hadn't looked at the dates on them .

All of my pics are actually from the 70's. I'm really 83 but don't tell anyone mind

Looking good .

Thanks lovely

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve? "

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening dan

Evening all

Perving from the comfort of my bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Hello lovely. How's things? Xx

It's all good thank you. Getting used to the peace and quiet now daughter has gone back to Uni and enjoying it immensely.

I hope you're cool too.

Daughter in uni? Seriously? You don't look old enough.

Enjoy it while you can. My two still live with me. 21 and 25. Not sure they'll ever leave .Lol

All good here thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon. "

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening dan

Evening all

Perving from the comfort of my bed"

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Sounds like a good idea right now

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Hello lovely. How's things? Xx

It's all good thank you. Getting used to the peace and quiet now daughter has gone back to Uni and enjoying it immensely.

I hope you're cool too.

Daughter in uni? Seriously? You don't look old enough.

Enjoy it while you can. My two still live with me. 21 and 25. Not sure they'll ever leave .Lol

All good here thanks xx"

Ooh you've made my day

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Evening everyone - my bed is nice and warm, anyone interested in joining me ? Xxxx

Good evening Ms. Tigger

Stick me down for a cuddle please xx "

As always you're at the top of my list xxx

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening sexy Dan working again xxx already had a row with thing ive to work with so could dao with a dan cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive. "

Technically it's still in the car boot from last week

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening everyone - my bed is nice and warm, anyone interested in joining me ? Xxxx

Good evening Ms. Tigger

Stick me down for a cuddle please xx

As always you're at the top of my list xxx"

Why thankyou x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Evening everyone - my bed is nice and warm, anyone interested in joining me ? XxxxTAXI!!!!!!

xx"

You know you're always welcome and who knows one of these days you might actually get here lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening sexy Dan working again xxx already had a row with thing ive to work with so could dao with a dan cuddle"

Good evening Voddy

Oh dear chick, sending you a therapeutic Dan hug x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive. "

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Hello lovely. How's things? Xx

It's all good thank you. Getting used to the peace and quiet now daughter has gone back to Uni and enjoying it immensely.

I hope you're cool too.

Daughter in uni? Seriously? You don't look old enough.

Enjoy it while you can. My two still live with me. 21 and 25. Not sure they'll ever leave .Lol

All good here thanks xx

Ooh you've made my day

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

Technically it's still in the car boot from last week

Lol damn hot tub hoggers!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening sexy Dan working again xxx already had a row with thing ive to work with so could dao with a dan cuddle"

Evening m'dear, cuddles are free here, but you have to bring the choccies in at 2am

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

Technically it's still in the car boot from last week

Lol damn hot tub hoggers! "

Yes, the cheek of it

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Hello....

Are you well?

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happens?!

What town?

That town where nothing ever happens.

There's such a distance between us and a million miles.

Is this a songs lyrics? I'm shit at guessing those

Haha! Evidently!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*"

These are not the swingers you are looking for

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello....

Are you well?

Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happens?!

What town?

That town where nothing ever happens.

There's such a distance between us and a million miles.

Is this a songs lyrics? I'm shit at guessing those

Haha! Evidently!"

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!"

Ooer missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all, hope yer all cool? PB turns the lights out and drags the duvet up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?"

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all, hope yer all cool? PB turns the lights out and drags the duvet up... "

Good evening Mr. Polarbear

How's things with you this fine eve, all good I hope?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Evening all, hope yer all cool? PB turns the lights out and drags the duvet up... "

Oh don't be a killjoy Mr PB. It's still early!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all, hope yer all cool? PB turns the lights out and drags the duvet up... "

Evening Mr PB .All snuggled up for the night then?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

I think you've got away with it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters..."

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening catweazle xxx how was the butchers yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

If I had crystal balls you'd see it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

I think you've got away with it

Phew!! Was getting worried there .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

I think you've got away with it

Phew!! Was getting worried there .

Don't panic....no one noticed

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Harsh but fair m'dear, even though I've got no kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

I think you've got away with it

Phew!! Was getting worried there .

Don't panic....no one noticed

Wasn't me!! Now where did I hear that before?:

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

If I had crystal balls you'd see it too

That was very foresightful of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

I think you've got away with it

Phew!! Was getting worried there .

Don't panic....no one noticed

Wasn't me!! Now where did I hear that before?:

Ha ha ha ha oh bless you that's made me smile xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

If I had crystal balls you'd see it too

That was very foresightful of you. "

I saw it coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

I think you've got away with it

Phew!! Was getting worried there .

Don't panic....no one noticed

Wasn't me!! Now where did I hear that before?:

Ha ha ha ha oh bless you that's made me smile xx

Now I've put a smile on your face I'm going to love you and leave you on here .

Work in the morning .

Nos da Dan. Nos da everyone .Xx

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

If I had crystal balls you'd see it too

That was very foresightful of you.

I saw it coming

Like a bona fida Gypsy Lee.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

good evening all x

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"good evening all x"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

Laptop?

Thought you frazzled ya last one?

Yeah it died a death but tbh it's easier to use my phone for Fab

If you was his dad I'd of thought you'd have bought him a new laptop if his had frazzled!!

As for the test around the head . That's harsh.

Test? Bloody predictive text .

Twat!!

That looks so wrong!!!

I think you've got away with it

Phew!! Was getting worried there .

Don't panic....no one noticed

Wasn't me!! Now where did I hear that before?:

Ha ha ha ha oh bless you that's made me smile xx

Now I've put a smile on your face I'm going to love you and leave you on here .

Work in the morning .

Nos da Dan. Nos da everyone .Xx"

Nos da gorgeous and filthy dreams sleep well xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

If I had crystal balls you'd see it too

That was very foresightful of you.

I saw it coming

Like a bona fida Gypsy Lee.

Who are you calling a pikey

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x"

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening all x"

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good? "

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

If I had crystal balls you'd see it too

That was very foresightful of you.

I saw it coming

Like a bona fida Gypsy Lee.

Who are you calling a pikey

At the risk of sounding ever so stereotypical have you even git a daag or a caravan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How is your sexy self this fine eve?

I am just fine and dandy thank you Mr Man. I hear you've sustained some kind of injury? I hope you feel better soon.

Aye, legs are a bit chafed...think I need to soak them....might have to take up residence in the hot tub on Saturday

Don't forget your towel

Already packed it

You're packed? That's impressive.

If I was his dad, I'd twat him round the head and tell him to stop clubbing for a few weeks and buy another laptop

But I ain't his dad!

"Dan I am not your father"

*Waves hand like a Jedi*

These are not the swingers you are looking for

Feel my force!

Ooer missus

No no no. You're supposed to say something about your massive light sabre now!

Mine doesn't glow though

It's not the glow that matters...

So it's ok that it makes a humming noise too?

It's fine. I'll hear you coming

If I had crystal balls you'd see it too

That was very foresightful of you.

I saw it coming

Like a bona fida Gypsy Lee.

Who are you calling a pikey

At the risk of sounding ever so stereotypical have you even git a daag or a caravan? "

I like dags

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve? "

hey Dan, im very well thankyou..as i was saying just finished another kitty story, but this one may turn into a novel..this piece of writing was over 5000 words long

who knoew there was so much to write about when it came to erotica

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages"

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

non fiction mainly, however ive been trying my hand at erotica and my kitty stories in particular D/s relationship etc..two are on the forums, but this one i havent published as i may well develop it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oi Oi

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening all x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

hey Dan, im very well thankyou..as i was saying just finished another kitty story, but this one may turn into a novel..this piece of writing was over 5000 words long

who knoew there was so much to write about when it came to erotica

You posting it in stories section?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oi Oi

Oi oi saveloy

You boss free yet?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

hey Dan, im very well thankyou..as i was saying just finished another kitty story, but this one may turn into a novel..this piece of writing was over 5000 words long

who knoew there was so much to write about when it came to erotica

You posting it in stories section? "

ill see if i can develop it first..if i cant then i will..if i can i may submit it to a publisher...just got a find a decent enough plot line to go with my 'scene writing' x

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Oi Oi

Hello

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it. "

actually ive always wanted to write pride and prejudice 2...either as a book or as a screen play...the sequel written death comes to pemberley i thought was rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening all x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

hey Dan, im very well thankyou..as i was saying just finished another kitty story, but this one may turn into a novel..this piece of writing was over 5000 words long

who knoew there was so much to write about when it came to erotica

You posting it in stories section?

ill see if i can develop it first..if i cant then i will..if i can i may submit it to a publisher...just got a find a decent enough plot line to go with my 'scene writing' x"

Cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Still up as stayed up to wish Mr deviant a happy birthday and am now over tired .. grrrr x

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

hey Dan, im very well thankyou..as i was saying just finished another kitty story, but this one may turn into a novel..this piece of writing was over 5000 words long

who knoew there was so much to write about when it came to erotica

You posting it in stories section?

ill see if i can develop it first..if i cant then i will..if i can i may submit it to a publisher...just got a find a decent enough plot line to go with my 'scene writing' x

Cool

can you think of a plot starter to bring a kitty and sir together?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm Still up as stayed up to wish Mr deviant a happy birthday and am now over tired .. grrrr x "

Good evening deviants

Happy birthday Mr. D

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?"

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I'm Still up as stayed up to wish Mr deviant a happy birthday and am now over tired .. grrrr x "

happy birthday from me xx

sorry you are over tired though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"good evening all x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

hey Dan, im very well thankyou..as i was saying just finished another kitty story, but this one may turn into a novel..this piece of writing was over 5000 words long

who knoew there was so much to write about when it came to erotica

You posting it in stories section?

ill see if i can develop it first..if i cant then i will..if i can i may submit it to a publisher...just got a find a decent enough plot line to go with my 'scene writing' x

Cool

can you think of a plot starter to bring a kitty and sir together?.."

I'll have a think

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

want me to bugger off?

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it.

actually ive always wanted to write pride and prejudice 2...either as a book or as a screen play...the sequel written death comes to pemberley i thought was rubbish

I must admit I never read it but did watch it. Elizabeth Bennett is one of my favourite fictional characters (after Scarlett O Hara).

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it.

actually ive always wanted to write pride and prejudice 2...either as a book or as a screen play...the sequel written death comes to pemberley i thought was rubbish

I must admit I never read it but did watch it. Elizabeth Bennett is one of my favourite fictional characters (after Scarlett O Hara). "

me too...love the bbc 6 episode version played by jennifer Ehle (is that how you spell it??) good book too

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

want me to bugger off?

Yeah, and get yer sexy arse round here

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Good evening Suzy

How are you this fine eve?

hey Dan, im very well thankyou..as i was saying just finished another kitty story, but this one may turn into a novel..this piece of writing was over 5000 words long

who knoew there was so much to write about when it came to erotica

You posting it in stories section?

ill see if i can develop it first..if i cant then i will..if i can i may submit it to a publisher...just got a find a decent enough plot line to go with my 'scene writing' x

Cool

can you think of a plot starter to bring a kitty and sir together?..

I'll have a think

really have no idea why we all go looking for each other..its a bit of a mystery..im sure she couldnt find herself in the middle of a fet munch for nothing...

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it.

actually ive always wanted to write pride and prejudice 2...either as a book or as a screen play...the sequel written death comes to pemberley i thought was rubbish

I must admit I never read it but did watch it. Elizabeth Bennett is one of my favourite fictional characters (after Scarlett O Hara).

me too...love the bbc 6 episode version played by jennifer Ehle (is that how you spell it??) good book too"

Yeah. The one with Colin Firth? I have it on DVD.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

want me to bugger off?

Yeah, and get yer sexy arse round here

are you feeling ok Ace?

delirious?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it.

actually ive always wanted to write pride and prejudice 2...either as a book or as a screen play...the sequel written death comes to pemberley i thought was rubbish

I must admit I never read it but did watch it. Elizabeth Bennett is one of my favourite fictional characters (after Scarlett O Hara).

me too...love the bbc 6 episode version played by jennifer Ehle (is that how you spell it??) good book too

Yeah. The one with Colin Firth? I have it on DVD. "

yes me too..i watch it all the time and it is my cure for insomnia too...colin firth...yum x

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it.

actually ive always wanted to write pride and prejudice 2...either as a book or as a screen play...the sequel written death comes to pemberley i thought was rubbish

I must admit I never read it but did watch it. Elizabeth Bennett is one of my favourite fictional characters (after Scarlett O Hara).

me too...love the bbc 6 episode version played by jennifer Ehle (is that how you spell it??) good book too

Yeah. The one with Colin Firth? I have it on DVD.

yes me too..i watch it all the time and it is my cure for insomnia too...colin firth...yum x"

I saw him first.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

want me to bugger off?

Yeah, and get yer sexy arse round here

are you feeling ok Ace?

delirious?"

Still got the back end of man flu, spent all of new year in bed and the Tramadol have certain effects on me

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"good evening all x

Hello

hey lovely, good to see you how are you? x

I am cool. Like cucumber. You good?

hehe you are that sweet, very cool

i am good i finished a new story today so i am a happy bunny cos i had a headache all day and i am glad ive actually finished something off, ive been wanting to do for ages

Ooh what do you write? I haven't written anything in a long time and kind of miss it. Glad you're well though.

Sounds very cool. I haven't tried erotica but used to write adult fan fiction mainly classic stuff - Jane Austin/ Emily Bronte etc.

I do love writing and miss it.

actually ive always wanted to write pride and prejudice 2...either as a book or as a screen play...the sequel written death comes to pemberley i thought was rubbish

I must admit I never read it but did watch it. Elizabeth Bennett is one of my favourite fictional characters (after Scarlett O Hara).

me too...love the bbc 6 episode version played by jennifer Ehle (is that how you spell it??) good book too

Yeah. The one with Colin Firth? I have it on DVD.

yes me too..i watch it all the time and it is my cure for insomnia too...colin firth...yum x

I saw him first.

hehe its ok, you can have him xx

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

want me to bugger off?

Yeah, and get yer sexy arse round here

are you feeling ok Ace?

delirious?

Still got the back end of man flu, spent all of new year in bed and the Tramadol have certain effects on me

thats really shit Ace, i am sorry you are still poorly

big hugs and get better soon xxx i thought you werent in your right mind, calling me sexy arse

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

want me to bugger off?

Yeah, and get yer sexy arse round here

are you feeling ok Ace?

delirious?

Still got the back end of man flu, spent all of new year in bed and the Tramadol have certain effects on me

thats really shit Ace, i am sorry you are still poorly

big hugs and get better soon xxx i thought you werent in your right mind, calling me sexy arse

Thanks sugar tits

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Oi Oi

hello i came on and thay all stopped talking

how are you PP?

Can't get a word in edgeways when you're on here that's why

Good evening Suzy by the way xx

want me to bugger off?

Yeah, and get yer sexy arse round here

are you feeling ok Ace?

delirious?

Still got the back end of man flu, spent all of new year in bed and the Tramadol have certain effects on me

thats really shit Ace, i am sorry you are still poorly

big hugs and get better soon xxx i thought you werent in your right mind, calling me sexy arse

Thanks sugar tits

yes my tits are great. even i love my boobs

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy from frostbite falls aka west texas

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Mmmmm bewbies

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

right, ive done my hi, catch up and colin firth pervy thought, mentioned my tits and said what ive been upto...

i shall leave you in peace, have a wonderful rest of the night and take care of yourselves. love to you all xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"right, ive done my hi, catch up and colin firth pervy thought, mentioned my tits and said what ive been upto...

i shall leave you in peace, have a wonderful rest of the night and take care of yourselves. love to you all xx"

Snuggles to you Suzy, catch you later xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Howdy from frostbite falls aka west texas"

Hi Bill, it seems quite odd that it's milder here than where you are

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"Howdy from frostbite falls aka west texas

Hi Bill, it seems quite odd that it's milder here than where you are

"
i know , just wondering if the world has been tilted

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Howdy from frostbite falls aka west texas

Hi Bill, it seems quite odd that it's milder here than where you are

i know , just wondering if the world has been tilted "

Global climate change is an ongoing process, whether mankind has any leverage in that remains to be seen.

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I get that its early January but i've never seen 11 inches of snow here , sure it snows but 11 inches!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"I get that its early January but i've never seen 11 inches of snow here , sure it snows but 11 inches!"

He he, thought you'd be proud of 11"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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No fecker doing a part 2 then, ya just can't get the staff nowadays ffs

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Obviously not, I'll just talk to maself then shall I

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