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Forget Sofa Shops, the Real Scandal is the Bed Shops...
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I mean, first they say "would you like to try it out", and then no sooner than Mrs ddc is naked with a small dwarf sitting on her face, suddenly they're all:
"Oh, I just meant would you like to sit on it fully clothed"
Seriously, who goes to bed fully clothed?
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Mostly they have a protected at the bottom of the bed.
By the way the price is not always the price. Especially at Bensons you can get big discounts if you play hard to get and the salespeople will compete to give a better price....and ask for accessories. Mattress protectors etc.
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" if you play hard to get and the salespeople will compete to give a better price....and ask for accessories. Mattress protectors etc.
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If Mrs ddc played hard to get I wouldn't have stood a chance!
(Did that come out as a compliment? In my head it did ) |
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"Would love to know how you do it without getting caught!!!"
Military planning, timing, a lot of luck, and being very fast.
In fact, it's one of the few times Mrs ddc doesn't mind me finishing so quickly...
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"Outstanding! (price) 
We weren't sure about the bit where it says "other sizes available": this time of year, after all those Lindor, Mrs ddc only really comes in 'large'
{prepares to duck...}
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This is where all the laughing originates then!!
You'll need to more than duck, BTW, just opened my last box of Lindors (or I'll flatten you!)
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"Where did you find the dwarf?
You mean you don't carry a dwarf everywhere for such eventualities? 
Er... no. He doesn't fit in my handbag  "
they need to be inflated, there is a valve to blow into.. |
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"Having bumped into them in a club, I can well believe that they have their own personal dwarf for these sorts of events.  "
You realise that you will forever have to greet us by asking: "Mr ddc, is that a small dwarf in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield |
"I mean, first they say "would you like to try it out", and then no sooner than Mrs ddc is naked with a small dwarf sitting on her face, suddenly they're all:
"Oh, I just meant would you like to sit on it fully clothed"
Seriously, who goes to bed fully clothed?
Mr ddc"
They are clearly just weird try it out in proper test conditions or its s pointless test I say, Mrs ddc was appropriately attired for the agreed test so fair play |
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At least it's been broken in 
I thought you were joking!!! 