Go grab your coat!!! You have just pulled
How do you like your eggs in the morning - fertilised I hope
Can I just see your clothes tag - yep I can confirm you have been made in heaven
Got loads more lol |
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You ask to borrow her arm
You right on her arm your mobile no then a / and the number 100
You then tell her that's my mobile number and if she asks about the 100 you reply
That the amount of positions I am going to shag you around my house tonight |
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"The worst I have heard was vile he said have you just passed wind because you blew me away
Now that's not nice or lady like they said it to me lol"
was he taking the piss or was that seriously to get your attention?
Can you catch?
Two balls coming your way
courtesy of max and paddy |
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You have a really warm and welcoming aura, can I read you poetry?
I kid you not, I've been on the receiving end of that. My girly friends all abandoned me and stood at the bar laughing whilst I politely tried to escape the loser! Bitches! |
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Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
Jimmy pop everybody |
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Another good one is you ask a lady to hold a beer or bottle for you then wait.
She will eventually put it down or drink it to which you reply
'Fantastic you have finished your drink lets go back to mine for a good romp' |
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I've lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me tonight?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
There's no spare chairs in here, oh well I will just have to sit on your face
Walk up to a lad and feel his shirt, "hmmm feels like boyfriend material to me" |
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I had someone lick their finger touch my chest and say you'll catch a chill in those wet clothes better take them off quickly. ....my mates was the mating call of the giant clam...."pssst wanna fuck?"! Both worked |
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