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Cuddles, hugs and kisses are fine - but who'd like a bloody good fuck too??
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"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile "At least you admit it, fancy some chocolate  | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee?? "Just having my 2nd cuppa xxxx | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "That I wonna see! Your Minion pyjamas lol | |||
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"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile
At least you admit it, fancy some chocolate "No thanks a coffee will do | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "And no doubt looking sexy as hell in them, but could soon be out of them and enjoying that good hard fuck...can I volunteer? Xx  | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee?? "Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! | |||
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"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile
At least you admit it, fancy some chocolate
No thanks a coffee will do "I'm sat with a Creme brûlée latte and box of chocolates with dog asleep on feet. God I love term time  | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "Count me in then Peach x | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "And he wonders why he only gets offers of coffee. | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Count me in then Peach x "Oh go on then - but the cockerel stays at home!! | |||
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-Courtney | |||
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"All of them, over & over. "Yes please! | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Count me in then Peach x
Oh go on then - but the cockerel stays at home!! "I'll be right over, and don't worry...he was last Sundays dinner lol... | |||
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"You know I'm in.
-Courtney"Yummy! Welcome lovely! | |||
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"All of them, over & over.
Yes please! "Right, I'm leaving work! | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
And he wonders why he only gets offers of coffee. "Mornin gawjus! | |||
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"If only!!! "Soon Amy - soon!!! Mwah ha ha!! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "Baaaaannnnaaaaannnnnaaa!! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Baaaaannnnaaaaannnnnaaa!! "
Loved that film! | |||
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"*waves hand frantically* I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go!" Glad to hear it Hun! Sounds like that was a mighty one! Let me know if he comes back to fab! | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "Coffee with wandering hands!? | |||
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"*waves hand frantically* I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go!" Drinks before leading onto the kisses, cuddles and fucks? | |||
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"*waves hand frantically* I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go! Glad to hear it Hun! Sounds like that was a mighty one! Let me know if he comes back to fab! "Haha I will!
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"*waves hand frantically* I'm recovered from the last sesh now and raring to go! Glad to hear it Hun! Sounds like that was a mighty one! Let me know if he comes back to fab!
Haha I will!
"Thanks lovely! Think you've got an offer above me!! | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Coffee with wandering hands!? "As long as your willy wonders too! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "Aarrgghhh, how am I just seeing this now?! Am I too late?? | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Coffee with wandering hands!?
As long as your willy wonders too! "A wondering willy sounds a bit off-putting actually 
-Courtney | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Coffee with wandering hands!?
As long as your willy wonders too!
A wondering willy sounds a bit off-putting actually
-Courtney"Sounds like the title of a country music album actually! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Aarrgghhh, how am I just seeing this now?!
Am I too late?? "Nope! Still got my pj's on though! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Aarrgghhh, how am I just seeing this now?!
Am I too late??
Nope! Still got my pj's on though! "I'll soon get them off | |||
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"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too! Toys out of pram! "Stop whinging. Come with me I'll show you why it's preferable to kisses and cuddles | |||
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"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too! Toys out of pram!
Stop whinging. Come with me I'll show you why it's preferable to kisses and cuddles "You have coffee, right?
Taxi to Blackpool ... | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "I'd best get you outta the minion pyjamas | |||
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"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too! Toys out of pram! "sugar dummies are a plenty in Blackpool..live a little | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "Show us your minion pj's lol | |||
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"I can't believe a hard fucking thread has proved more popular than a cuddles thread. And on a casual sex site too! Toys out of pram!
Stop whinging. Come with me I'll show you why it's preferable to kisses and cuddles
You have coffee, right?
Taxi to Blackpool ... "I shall have the coffee machine on standby. You won't have time to drink it but it's there. | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone! "Beg to differ | |||
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"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile "Lol ... me too ....us ladies have it rough x | |||
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"Not me....it's that time of the month and I'm vile
Lol ... me too ....us ladies have it rough x"Oh please | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!
Beg to differ "Me too!!!! | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!! "Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished? | |||
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"Well we are both up for a good hard fuck" I'm in Ely on Thursday...  | |||
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"Nar,I'm already for a while" What?! I'm alright! | |||
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"Nar,I'm already for a while What?! I'm alright!" Oh, I think you are more than alright... | |||
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"Nar,I'm already for a while What?! I'm alright! Oh, I think you are more than alright..." Thankyou | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished? "Think u should both always b sore after!!! Lol | |||
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"I'm feeling the need "I'd luv to oblige lol | |||
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"I'm feeling the need "You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B "Your on my To do list Sir | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir "Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam | |||
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"Me - pretty please!... "Me abso-fckin-lutely. Me. | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished? "That'll do nicely! | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam "Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up! (Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! ) | |||
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"Me - pretty please!...
Me abso-fckin-lutely. Me."Should it not be 'way-ayeman'? | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished?
That'll do nicely! "Just let me know where I'm heading and I'll be with you shortly lol | |||
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"Maybe later I need a coffee "Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!! | |||
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"Maybe later I need a coffee
Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!! "Aww that sounds just the ticket. You get naked and I will be back in a blink of a eye | |||
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"Maybe later I need a coffee
Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!! "Never defecting. | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! ) "He looks at her in her minion PJ's and rubs his thighs Vic Reeves style ... | |||
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"Maybe later I need a coffee
Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!!
Never defecting. "Aw come on, come join us for man hugs! No funny business, just a good platonic manly embrace! | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )
He looks at her in her minion PJ's and rubs his thighs Vic Reeves style ..."Giggling out loud now! Shooting stars was great in its time - but really dated when you watch it back! | |||
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"Maybe later I need a coffee
Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!! "Much prefer a good hard long fuck any day... jaffa cakes are blerghhhhhh. ... count me in for a fuck now, gone right off soppy cuddles xxxxxx | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! ) "Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered ! | |||
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"Maybe later I need a coffee
Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!!
Never defecting.
Aw come on, come join us for man hugs! No funny business, just a good platonic manly embrace! "He can't Hun! He's about to take me roughly from behind! | |||
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"Maybe later I need a coffee
Dan Berks is offering coffee and Jaffa cakes on the dreaded cuddles only thread - feel free to defect for a brew - then come back for a fuck!!
Never defecting.
Aw come on, come join us for man hugs! No funny business, just a good platonic manly embrace! "I can't be bribed with Jaffa cakes... But if there were cookies... | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )
Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered ! "Mmmmmmm! Sounds delightful! | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )
Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered !
Mmmmmmm! Sounds delightful! "That was bloody quick work btw Miss B! You were only flirting an hour ago! | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )
He looks at her in her minion PJ's and rubs his thighs Vic Reeves style ...
Giggling out loud now! Shooting stars was great in its time - but really dated when you watch it back! "Well they brought back TFI, so never say never ... He coos for the dove from above | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all. "What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas! "Me!! Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )
Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered !
Mmmmmmm! Sounds delightful!
That was bloody quick work btw Miss B! You were only flirting an hour ago! "Haha iv known this gentleman for many years ! | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )
Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered ! "He blushes slightly | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.
What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us! "Peaches is hard to resist! | |||
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"Am I too late as usual!!" No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes. | |||
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"Am I too late as usual!! No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes. " Yes miss... | |||
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"Am I too late as usual!! No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes. Yes miss... "Errr Missus to you. | |||
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"Am I too late as usual!! No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes. Yes miss...
Errr Missus to you. "lol | |||
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"Am I too late as usual!! No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes. Yes miss...
Errr Missus to you. "You'll get called something else in a minute. I'm cold, wet and you never turned up!! | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.
What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!
Peaches is hard to resist! "Yep! Not just a summer fruit! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Me!!
Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on "Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other! | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
And he wonders why he only gets offers of coffee.
Mornin gawjus! "Afternoon lovely, only just seen this, sorry. x | |||
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"Am I too late as usual!! No! You have bike sheds at work right? Meet you there 5 minutes. Yes miss...
Errr Missus to you.
You'll get called something else in a minute. I'm cold, wet and you never turned up!!"I was on my way when I fell over and landed on something hard. Sorry. | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.
What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!
Peaches is hard to resist!
Yep! Not just a summer fruit! "So, back to taking you roughly from behind... | |||
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"Anybody arranged a fuck off the back of this thread yet??" If only... | |||
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"Anybody arranged a fuck off the back of this thread yet??" Hoping to do fairly soon!
Got a couple of victims -Erm sorry - gentlemen - in mind! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!
Beg to differ
Me too!!!!"Does this mean you want to join us? | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.
What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!
Peaches is hard to resist!
Yep! Not just a summer fruit!
So, back to taking you roughly from behind..."Yes? I'm all ears? | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.
What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!
Peaches is hard to resist!
Yep! Not just a summer fruit!
So, back to taking you roughly from behind...
Yes? I'm all ears? "All I'm saying is, let's get it on. More than happy to be the next "victim" haha. | |||
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"I'm feeling the need
You already know I'd willingly help out Miss B
Your on my To do list Sir
Fluttering your eyelashes will get you...everywhere madam
Oooooh! Love a bit of flirting on my thread! Let me know if you two meet up!
(Oh - and Miss B - let me know if he's any good! )
Well you gorgeous lady ... I can tell you this gentleman is an utter delight & will leave you shattered !
He blushes slightly "So you should! That's quite an accolade! Great pity you're so far away or I'd be wanting to find out for myself rather soon! | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.
What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!
Peaches is hard to resist!
Yep! Not just a summer fruit!
So, back to taking you roughly from behind...
Yes? I'm all ears?
All I'm saying is, let's get it on. More than happy to be the next "victim" haha."Methinks we need to set a date! | |||
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"Me! "Very cute! You really should relocate to the NW! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!
Beg to differ
Me too!!!!
Does this mean you want to join us? "In his dreams!!' | |||
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"Oh wait, Peaches has an offer I can't refuse, at all.
What!? Taking Peaches roughly from behind or a Maryland cookie incentivised man hug over with us!? Come on fella! Resist the dark side! Come join us!
Peaches is hard to resist!
Yep! Not just a summer fruit!
So, back to taking you roughly from behind...
Yes? I'm all ears?
All I'm saying is, let's get it on. More than happy to be the next "victim" haha.
Methinks we need to set a date! "Oh hell yes. Drop me a message with when you're thinking of. | |||
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Very cute! You really should relocate to the NW! "Oi Missy, you have enough men Up North already x | |||
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"Anybody arranged a fuck off the back of this thread yet?? Hoping to do fairly soon!
Got a couple of victims -Erm sorry - gentlemen - in mind! "Millions of Peaches..! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Naaa- I am a timewaster- never fuck Anyone!
Beg to differ
Me too!!!!
Does this mean you want to join us?
In his dreams!!' "So thats not a no! | |||
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Very cute! You really should relocate to the NW!
Oi Missy, you have enough men Up North already x"Hey lovely I'm happy to share! You can always grab him before he moves north!
There are also a few northern lads I'll be happy to send your way! Some of them aren't even related to ANY of their cousins! How's that? | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Me!!
Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on
Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other! "Mmmm peel or rip
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Me!!
Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on
Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other!
Mmmm peel or rip
Then your legs on my shoulders or prefer hair pulled back firm hand on the neck and ride in doggy "Oh yeah? And there's you on your own thread saying you prefer A's!
But - yes please - after the cuddles & shit! | |||
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"Me - pretty please! Even though I'm a slob today and still in my fleecy minion pyjamas!
Me!!
Rabbit rampage, should I go all out and Invest in a rabbit onesie since you've got the minions on
Yeah why not? We can peel them off each other!
Mmmm peel or rip
Then your legs on my shoulders or prefer hair pulled back firm hand on the neck and ride in doggy
Oh yeah? And there's you on your own thread saying you prefer A's!
But - yes please - after the cuddles & shit! "Haha I'm sure we will have a wet and wild time, Course cuddles first, your lush lips on mine once again x | |||
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"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle "Not even after? | |||
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"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle
Not even after? "After what? | |||
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"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx" Lucky you | |||
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"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx" Yeah I've got a meet too! Need to make family dinner and get ready shortly! Compare notes tomorrow my naughty friend? | |||
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"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx" Ooh good luck lovely x | |||
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"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle
Not even after?
After what? "After a rampant, mind-blowing fuck that'll make you remember EXACTLY why you love fab!! | |||
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"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle
Not even after? "Ah! So!! The concept of a cuddle isn't TOTALLY ruled out then? You're now just haggling on the WHEN!? | |||
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"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx Ooh good luck lovely x " Don't worry Dan - we promise we'll kiss and cuddle too! - don't we Tigger? | |||
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"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle
Not even after?
After what?
After a rampant, mind-blowing fuck that'll make you remember EXACTLY why you love fab!! "I suppose I could muster up the odd one | |||
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"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx Ooh good luck lovely x Don't worry Dan - we promise we'll kiss and cuddle too! - don't we Tigger? "Aw Tiggers lovely, one of the nicest people on Fab. And one of my best meets x she's brill! | |||
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"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle "Damn, was just about to offer you one! | |||
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"I'm conceding defeat. The cuddles thing (despite the lure of Jaffa cakes) just isn't taking off. Anyone fancy a fuck!? "Alright you can have another chance but you can make your own coffee after | |||
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"I'm lost with this thread but, im not after a cuddle
Damn, was just about to offer you one! "You want more
Shh it's a secret | |||
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"Me please, waves hand in air, but then remembers - fingers crossed I'll be busy hopefully doing that to night lol xx Ooh good luck lovely x Don't worry Dan - we promise we'll kiss and cuddle too! - don't we Tigger?
Aw Tiggers lovely, one of the nicest people on Fab. And one of my best meets x she's brill! "She is! If I hadn't kinda hijacked your cuddles thread, you'd probably think I was lovely too! | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished?
That'll do nicely! "If your hips still move....keep on going | |||
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"Me. But in reality it'll probably just be a coffee. Who wants a coffee??
Buggroff with your clean remarks Dan! Stop making my thread all nice and decent like yours!!
You can only stay if ya wanna fuck like a bunny!!
Bloody good fuck is too mild. How about a good hard pounding instead, feeling ruined, sore and destroyed when the event has finished?
That'll do nicely!
If your hips still move....keep on going "Good advice! I'll bear that in mind later! | |||
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