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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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Well, I think you will find that majority of women agree that cock pics aren't very attractive. You'll also find that to many men, pussy pics are attractive. That's why there is a rule for one and not for the other.
Just the way it is. |
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I rarely complain about cock pictures since a man explained to me that he enjoys the thought of people looking at his.
I think it's rude to criticise any part of anyone's body that they can't do anything about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought this was gonna be about actual kebabs lol
I don't see photos coming up on my newsfeed for woman as only have listed single men. But I am fed up of seeing hairy arsesholes! Never mind numerous cock photos.
Often wonder why people don't use private photo section but each to there own its up to everyone what they do or don't stick on there profile for everyone to see.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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Yep - agreed! I'm not keen on wide open lady bits either!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then people wonder why others have insecurities and feel people come in leagues  "
  I posted about this very thing on the insecurities thread the other day. It's these kind of horrible comments that made me mortified about my body for years when I was younger. |
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"Then people wonder why others have insecurities and feel people come in leagues
I posted about this very thing on the insecurities thread the other day. It's these kind of horrible comments that made me mortified about my body for years when I was younger. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then people wonder why others have insecurities and feel people come in leagues "
I just....I dunno anymore. I don't get why people feel the need to be so rude to others randomly.
Even when I see threads about not liking cock pics they usually don't come along with such negative descriptions.
Can't people not want pussy pics without needing to call them names? Can't people just not be mean and rude to complete strangers?
Insecurities. Indeed.
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
Yep - agreed! I'm not keen on wide open lady bits either!
Anything else op? "
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*"
Your selfless devotion to the cause has been noted |
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Nice Couple and Ruby Woo, I agree with entirely ......... BUT...... and it's a small but but nonetheless a but.....
Whilst no one should have their genital : - shape, size, colour or fuzziwuzziness called into question ..... there are MANY and it's a big MANY - MANY times when a little thought about tasteful photography would go along way to bringing in positive comment.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice Couple and Ruby Woo, I agree with entirely ......... BUT...... and it's a small but but nonetheless a but.....
Whilst no one should have their genital : - shape, size, colour or fuzziwuzziness called into question ..... there are MANY and it's a big MANY - MANY times when a little thought about tasteful photography would go along way to bringing in positive comment.
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Could you have worded that any more carefully?!?
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*"
Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ? |
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*
Your selfless devotion to the cause has been noted "
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*
Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?"
Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice Couple and Ruby Woo, I agree with entirely ......... BUT...... and it's a small but but nonetheless a but.....
Whilst no one should have their genital : - shape, size, colour or fuzziwuzziness called into question ..... there are MANY and it's a big MANY - MANY times when a little thought about tasteful photography would go along way to bringing in positive comment.
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I agree about tasteful - I wouldn't have a legs splayed photo up on my profile even if I had an acceptable pretty tidy little pink porn slit. My point is why does it have to include offensive descriptions? Why not just "I get a bit sick of pussy photos" and leave it at that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*
Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?
Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"
This just made me spit my coffee out! Funky you're a comedy genius! |
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Don't ya just hate it when they cut through too far with the knife, or too far down so the pocket is tiny.
And when it's winter, please don't put so much salad on top - it chills the meat too much. |
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I was reading an article awhile ago about how many young women (it was about young women so don't know about older) that where having or contemplating cosmetic surgery on their ladybird because they thought they where "abnormal" for some reason I found this more upsetting than general body stereo types.
Young women should be out having fun not saving up to change their ladybits.
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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360 cock pics, one for each degree, is off-putting. Unless, it is so to re-construct a 3D image
Other than that, fire away but don't become abusive about all women unless all have been abusive towards you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, I think you will find that majority of women agree that cock pics aren't very attractive. You'll also find that to many men, pussy pics are attractive. That's why there is a rule for one and not for the other.
Just the way it is."
I like your thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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Totally agree |
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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Well I like a well filled kebab with all the salad rather than an empty pitta. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't get me wrong I'm no digger and I'm not singling out anyone in particular we are all different shapes, sizes , colours blah blah blah, each to their own.
Cock pics get a hard time usually I'm just spinning it around.
There's nowt worse than seeing folks covered in bodily fluids but that's just my opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't get me wrong I'm no digger and I'm not singling out anyone in particular we are all different shapes, sizes , colours blah blah blah, each to their own.
Cock pics get a hard time usually I'm just spinning it around.
There's nowt worse than seeing folks covered in bodily fluids but that's just my opinion."
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is."
Very well said.
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".......err u do know it's called Vagina don't you? 
What is?
I think he means the bit that's not the bewbies 
Are we talking about brassieres?"
You mean what is contained in over the shoulder boulder holders  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Instead of a kebab can mine be a KFC please. Always wanted to be finger licking good ..pmsl !! "
Kebab, KFC, or I'm always happy to provide a lady with a 'foot-long'...from Subway of course...she'd have only about half of that if relying just on me... And there's always more than enough mayo to please... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*
Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?
Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"
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By *itSamCouple
over a year ago
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Ok when we first saw this forum we thought... Cash And Carry and not getting moneys worth. Oh how wrong. Then I started thinking of our local chippy and how I could just eat a kebab. Still consider going over there. Made me hungry now.
Going back to the real reason for the thread. Is it not down to personal preference. Someone may like a blonde person over a brunette but does not mean they have to shoot the brunette down over it. There are some pics on here that do look bad but that is down to our own taste. We would not tell someone that we do not like the pic of their fanny or their cock but hey it we do like it then we may say.... By the way nice....... lol. We may get a thank you and sometimes we get a .... wanna get to know it better option..... Tall, short, fat, thin, average, bald, hairy, everything in this world comes down to personal preference.
There are so so so many people on fab. If you do not like what you see move on. What you may not like someone else will love. Loads of similar pictures are a bit boring but a bit of variety is good.
If we do not see what we like we move on. If we see what we like we check out a bit more.
SIMPLES..... |
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*
Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?
Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"
 ...now I have Spit the dog gobbing on a stuffed kebab. You have been missed!  |
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I'll never understand anyone who describes womens genitals in such terms. To me it's the most beautiful thing. The fact that they are all unique is a wonderful thing. It's always such a pleasure to look at them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some silver tongued devil once referred to someone's foo foo on here as looking like a "Trod on pork pie that had been kicked around a barbershops floor".
Utterly charming.
Luckily we don't sweat the small things. |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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I was just going to pick up a large donner and a small shish, they are always well wrapped by the block in the van. We used to go to a great place on City Road in Cardiff, they too used to well wrap their donner in naan. You dont seem to be able to get donner in naan in Cambridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thing for me about cock pics and foo foos is... i dont find them ugly at all.
I just feel weirded out as seeing someones privates before ive seen their face etc. If i am attracted to them i may want to have a peak. But i dont want genitals in my face first.
I think this is often mixed up or presumed that we find them ugly.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some silver tongued devil once referred to someone's foo foo on here as looking like a "Trod on pork pie that had been kicked around a barbershops floor".
Utterly charming.
Luckily we don't sweat the small things. "
Wondering if he ate it afterwards |
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"I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well, I think you will find that majority of women agree that cock pics aren't very attractive. You'll also find that to many men, pussy pics are attractive. That's why there is a rule for one and not for the other.
Just the way it is."
^^What he said! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women complain about the numbers of cock pics,not the quality of them,from what I have read on forums and profiles.
Cock pics are like cream cakes,after one or two you've had your fill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women complain about the numbers of cock pics,not the quality of them,from what I have read on forums and profiles.
Cock pics are like cream cakes,after one or two you've had your fill. "
adds new meaning to "let them eat cake" |
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"Don't ya just hate it when they cut through too far with the knife, or too far down so the pocket is tiny.
And when it's winter, please don't put so much salad on top - it chills the meat too much."
For a horrible moment I thought that was a reply to Beastly's post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form."
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. |
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"I'll never understand anyone who describes womens genitals in such terms. To me it's the most beautiful thing. The fact that they are all unique is a wonderful thing. It's always such a pleasure to look at them "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't complain about cock pics. Occasionally I like them. If I don't, I just leave the person to their own devices. I also leave people who use language designed to denigrate others to their own devices. So having a dick or cunt and showing it isn't a deal breaker for me. Being a dick or cunt is."
I will try that again!
I'm with Ligeia on this! |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. "
I know exactly what you mean...I must have been about 13 when my stepdad said to me 'for gods sake, your boobs are meant to be bigger than your belly' Has stuck with me all these years, even though it has been denied now, some things just stick and you just can't forget them. So yes some insults can knock some people to the core |
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. "
people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
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I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
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The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.
You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.
But yeah, it's all just words on a screen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point! "
Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!
Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon ."
Yeah - penises, cocks, knobs, dicks. None of which are a commentary on what they look like. I don't believe you can't see the difference. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!
Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon ."
No we either call them, a penis, dick or cock, which one are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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Give this man a beer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point! "
Think of threads like this as a useful filtering tool..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!
Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon .
No we either call them, a penis, dick or cock, which one are you? "
All of f the above ? |
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.
You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.
But yeah, it's all just words on a screen. "
I got told mine was in the wrong place  but I only had a proper look at mine for the first time a couple of years ago after one of these kind of threads and made one of my gentlemen friends critique it(had known him along while). I said earlier in the thread about going women considering having surgery. Teenage boys have a lot to answer for
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!
Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon .
No we either call them, a penis, dick or cock, which one are you?
All of f the above ? "
And therein I rest my case! |
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!
Do women not have names for penises ? C'mon .
Yeah - penises, cocks, knobs, dicks. None of which are a commentary on what they look like. I don't believe you can't see the difference. "
It's probably what I believe the young men of today call "banter" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh the irony of this OP...
I don't like spread open foofoos, nor do I like spunky cock shots. I've got some pussy shots on my profile but I keep them in my friends only photos.
(Even the Fab ice lolly photo!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.
You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.
But yeah, it's all just words on a screen. I got told mine was in the wrong place but I only had a proper look at mine for the first time a couple of years ago after one of these kind of threads and made one of my gentlemen friends critique it(had known him along while). I said earlier in the thread about going women considering having surgery. Teenage boys have a lot to answer for
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I suppose you kind of expect it from teenage boys who don't really know any better; it's men in their thirties who you'd think would have progressed since then. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"How about 'drop kicked cauliflower' ?
I don't think "Gaping Axe Wound" is any better either.
Or gash
I have often said the men in my area are so disrespectful and undesirable and you have just proved my point!
Think of threads like this as a useful filtering tool....."
I have my home page for that! And a good filter it is as well to know who to avoid |
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I'm hungry after reading about all these kebabs!
Seriously though, I was really paranoid about my lady bits when I was younger as I thought it should be all neat and tidy and tucked away. I wondered whether a "designer vagina" would be something to consider when old enough.
Since being on fab, I've realised mine is actually quite tucked away, compared to some, and you know what it doesn't bloody matter! I've been with ladies who aren't all tucked away, and still found them to be beautiful and yummy in fact, I am actually now quite jealous of the larger labia |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm hungry after reading about all these kebabs!
Seriously though, I was really paranoid about my lady bits when I was younger as I thought it should be all neat and tidy and tucked away. I wondered whether a "designer vagina" would be something to consider when old enough.
Since being on fab, I've realised mine is actually quite tucked away, compared to some, and you know what it doesn't bloody matter! I've been with ladies who aren't all tucked away, and still found them to be beautiful and yummy in fact, I am actually now quite jealous of the larger labia "
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I find it incredibly childish to describe body parts in the way you have OP.
I really dislike offensive names for women's or mens parts but, from what I've observed, it does seem that more men do this than women.
Many women may not like cock pics, not because the cock in unattractive, but they feel that all the woman needs to see is the cock, whereas many find other things more sensual and stimulating than a close up of a cock. |
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"I was just going to pick up a large donner and a small shish, they are always well wrapped by the block in the van. We used to go to a great place on City Road in Cardiff, they too used to well wrap their donner in naan. You dont seem to be able to get donner in naan in Cambridge "
Let's not get into what a shish looks like. I have to eat them. |
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"I find it incredibly childish to describe body parts in the way you have OP.
I really dislike offensive names for women's or mens parts but, from what I've observed, it does seem that more men do this than women.
Many women may not like cock pics, not because the cock in unattractive, but they feel that all the woman needs to see is the cock, whereas many find other things more sensual and stimulating than a close up of a cock. "
Well Said... |
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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What an absolutely appalling and ugly post. Show some respect fella, its not like anyone has any choice as to how their genitalia looks. Funnily though, we DO have a choice in how we act... |
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
What an absolutely appalling and ugly post. Show some respect fella, its not like anyone has any choice as to how their genitalia looks. Funnily though, we DO have a choice in how we act..."
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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ha ha ha love it!! |
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OP The cock pics are not off putting. We've seen enough to not find them offensive.
What they are is boring and indicate the type of man who ahs nothing to say for himself on here other than "here's my cock."
We don't dislike them because they are cock pic but they are pics posted by cocks |
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.
You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.
But yeah, it's all just words on a screen. "
I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.
I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.
All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.
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"OP The cock pics are not off putting. We've seen enough to not find them offensive.
What they are is boring and indicate the type of man who ahs nothing to say for himself on here other than "here's my cock."
We don't dislike them because they are cock pic but they are pics posted by cocks "
So a pic of ... For example a thigh or a big toe would indicate ? A wacky sense of humor? |
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.
You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.
But yeah, it's all just words on a screen.
I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.
I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.
All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.
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I personally don't let things like this affect me but the amount of threads I read about insecurity and people being out of someone's league lead me to believe that lots of people do. It's very sad. |
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.
You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.
But yeah, it's all just words on a screen.
I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.
I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.
All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.
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I don't. But things that are said at an impressionable age leave a lasting impact and I don't think it's too much to ask not to be subjected to it somewhere like this, of all places. People who admit to any form of insecurity get instantly badged as attention seeking or weak on here but all it means is they're fucking human. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"OP The cock pics are not off putting. We've seen enough to not find them offensive.
What they are is boring and indicate the type of man who ahs nothing to say for himself on here other than "here's my cock."
We don't dislike them because they are cock pic but they are pics posted by cocks
So a pic of ... For example a thigh or a big toe would indicate ? A wacky sense of humor? "
Once a cock had shown himself on here will always be a cock |
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over a year ago
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"Hahahah some shouldn't even be allowed to put there's up Don't like hairs with my kebabs thanks
And some people need to grow up! "
and ys that? Were all entitled to are opinion if you don't like it then go away |
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"Hahahah some shouldn't even be allowed to put there's up Don't like hairs with my kebabs thanks
And some people need to grow up! and ys that? Were all entitled to are opinion if you don't like it then go away "
Very true everyone is entitled to their opinion. What a shame you have expressed yours in such disrespectful manner. |
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"Words on a page that's all this is.
Now if someone I liked / cared for referred to my vagina as a badly packed kebab then I would be mortified & that may be the starting point for an insecurity to form.
How about when you were a teenager, as opposed to a mature woman? When you didn't know that actually you were perfectly normal and it wasn't a sign that you were deformed, or a slut? Wouldn't you have found it mortifying to hear people saying these kind of things about you then?
I thought I would have left this stuff behind when I left school so this site has been a revelation to me. people where telling you that your vagina was deformed when you where at school?
The second lad I ever had sex with told his friends I must have been about a bit because of the way I looked down there. That was pretty humiliating as a 16 year old.
You see similar comments here suggesting a link between imperfect labia and promiscuity which is pretty bizarre for a swinging site.
But yeah, it's all just words on a screen.
I was referring to it in the context as it was posted on here being read by mature people as opposed to impressionable teenagers.
I don't agree with this type of labelling & I don't have vagina that is far from pretty ~ but I can't change what other people write in a forum ~ what I can do is to try & change the way it may effect me.
All I was trying to say was don't let random words on a page on this site (of all places ) affect your well being.
I don't. But things that are said at an impressionable age leave a lasting impact and I don't think it's too much to ask not to be subjected to it somewhere like this, of all places. People who admit to any form of insecurity get instantly badged as attention seeking or weak on here but all it means is they're fucking human. "
Like I originally said, being told I didn't have a normal vagina by someone I liked would mortify me now at 48 much like it did you at the impressionable age of 16.
Random men on a swingers forum making childish comments about vaginas are just that, imo.
Having been on here for a few years now I have no expectations of what is said on this forum, I am no longer shocked by what is discussed / acceptable ~ pick any thread & the topic / comments range from the funny thru to the bitchy and just plain well, weird at times.
And as for being badged attention seeking or weak to admit an insecurity I dont think that's always the case at all, in fact depending on who it is and how they have come across in the thread its usually a pretty even split or even the opposite with support & advice being offered.
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Since we live In equal society these days and .... Many women complain about cock pics being off putting etc.... Maybe it's just me but the image of a 'badly packed kebab' on profiles often puts me off.
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Some guys really know how to Woo the ladies...
Thank God I'm a TV, you silver tongued devil! |
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"I'll never understand anyone who describes womens genitals in such terms. To me it's the most beautiful thing. The fact that they are all unique is a wonderful thing. It's always such a pleasure to look at them
Clip-clop"
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"Oh the irony of this OP...
I don't like spread open foofoos, nor do I like spunky cock shots. I've got some pussy shots on my profile but I keep them in my friends only photos.
(Even the Fab ice lolly photo!)"
Wow, you've really peaked my interest! Fab do an ice lolly now???:-0 |
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"If anyone has been hurt or offended by this thread they can send me a picture of their fajiners and I will give them a fair and honest critique.
*faps in anticipation*
Like what ? Yes, that's a fajiner ?
Pretty much yes. Sometimes they look like celebrities' faces and if so I will point that out to. But in a positive uplifting manner. For instance there was a pic of a fajiner the other day that reminded me of Bob Carolgees which I pointed out to the owner to her absolute delight!"
No wonder she was delighted, she could sign up an agent and land a TV presenting job on the strength of that...Spit The Dog would have no chance if she was a squirter |
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