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By *oresters OP Couple
over a year ago
The Forest |
There have been a few highly-charged threads recently with many a personal insult flying around. I'm very thick-skinned and firmly believe in the "sticks and stones" mantra. The idea of this thread is to insult the next poster, without having a clue who it might be, and is therefore not a personal insult. If you feel that the insult could apply to you but you don't care, post one for the next person and so on. If you feel offended, go to the "puppy dogs and kittens" thread. Points may be given for inventive and amusing insults.
Here's the first to the next brave poster.
Your arse looks like two partially deflated hot-air balloons after a mid-air collision.  |
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"There have been a few highly-charged threads recently with many a personal insult flying around. I'm very thick-skinned and firmly believe in the "sticks and stones" mantra. The idea of this thread is to insult the next poster, without having a clue who it might be, and is therefore not a personal insult. If you feel that the insult could apply to you but you don't care, post one for the next person and so on. If you feel offended, go to the "puppy dogs and kittens" thread. Points may be given for inventive and amusing insults.
Here's the first to the next brave poster.
Your arse looks like two partially deflated hot-air balloons after a mid-air collision. "
I'll take that as a compliment. 
When you fell out of the ugly tree you hit every branch on the way down... |
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"I broke them all if it wasn't for bad luck I'd have none at all.
Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of elderberries!"
I am an occasional bull-shiter myself but I do like to hear a real master at work, please do carry on... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
oi wench!!!!
is that insulting enough... i have me happy head on today... i am not really in "fight mood"...."
me neither il save for the match tomorrow  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"There are two complete twat's in this room...and you're both of them.says the guy with the long hair?! Nuff said
Hey! It was supposed to be the person below!! 
*goes off to sulk* "
Oh i get confused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are two complete twat's in this room...and you're both of them.says the guy with the long hair?! Nuff said
Hey! It was supposed to be the person below!!
*goes off to sulk* Oh i get confused "
now thats so easy  |
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By *oresters OP Couple
over a year ago
The Forest |
"I'm shagging the elephant man next week but please don't expect me to lower my standards enough to meet you."
That's a 10 pointer 
And the next:-
If I had a face like yours I'd walk on my hands and teach my arse to whistle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"does yer bum look big in that.....not at all it looks feckin enormous "
that'll be me then.
This'll jar your preserves, you illiterate little cracker ... Bubba! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I’d insult you right now… But I was raised NOT to make fun of the mentally challenged… You’re lucky!
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. |
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"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured."
It's to the one below Fabio...oh, I am...   |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
It's to the one below Fabio...oh, I am... "
too bloody quick for me now... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries |
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