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Doc now thinks you have the worlds first musical fanny 
*note to self...Must start keeping phone in handbag  | |||
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"Picture the scene.... In doctors office, you lying there with ya legs in stirrups and everything showing.... Awaiting your smear test.... Doc gets speculum and inserts and at this precise moment your phone which is tucked inside your bra begins playing away indicating a message has been received
Doc now thinks you have the worlds first musical fanny
*note to self...Must start keeping phone in handbag "You keep your fanny in your bra? | |||
"don't suppose your ringtone was Rammsteins 'Pussy'? "Or a bit of Tom Jones "Pussy cat pussy cat, I love you. Yes I do." | |||
"Picture the scene.... In doctors office, you lying there with ya legs in stirrups and everything showing.... Awaiting your smear test.... Doc gets speculum and inserts and at this precise moment your phone which is tucked inside your bra begins playing away indicating a message has been received
Doc now thinks you have the worlds first musical fanny
*note to self...Must start keeping phone in handbag
You keep your fanny in your bra? "No but music travels when you aint wearing much and it was all quiet too | |||
" You keep your fanny in your bra?
No but music travels when you aint wearing much and it was all quiet too "*note to self... Avoid all references to echos...* 
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"Lmao All that was heard was this faint "boogie woogie bugle boy" And no....i aint got a huge jack and danny "Now yer just blowin yer own trumpet... | |||
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"Lmao All that was heard was this faint "boogie woogie bugle boy" " ... Or was that yer Doc gettin the horn? | |||
"Lmao All that was heard was this faint "boogie woogie bugle boy" ... Or was that yer Doc gettin the horn? "Ba-dum tish! | |||
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"It's a good job yiou didn't have it on vibrate or did you? "It wouldn't have been in her bra  | |||
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