Just popped over the road to move my van for tomorrow..
Didnt put my shoes on properly and when I got to the kerb went arse over tit laid out on the road..
First thing I did was look round to see if anyone had seen..
Anyone else done anything stupid and looked round hoping no one had seen ?..
my poor knees.. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just popped over the road to move my van for tomorrow..
Didnt put my shoes on properly and when I got to the kerb went arse over tit laid out on the road..
First thing I did was look round to see if anyone had seen..
Anyone else done anything stupid and looked round hoping no one had seen ?..
my poor knees.."
lmfao, hows ya coccyx?  |
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"hahaha! I always look around, then try to pretend I meant to do it!   "
Fell off some ladders whilst working at the Sun Inn in Retford jumped up to see if anyone had seen me and a old fellow came from nowhere to ask if I was alright  |
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"Just popped over the road to move my van for tomorrow..
Didnt put my shoes on properly and when I got to the kerb went arse over tit laid out on the road..
First thing I did was look round to see if anyone had seen..
Anyone else done anything stupid and looked round hoping no one had seen ?..
my poor knees..lmfao, hows ya coccyx? "
Im good thanks except for my grazed knees and sore hands... think at my age they call it a fall dont they lol...
hope ur ok too.. u goin to the valentine thing kev n kat ?.. xx |
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I absolutely love Youve Been Framed. Probably because it gives me a chance to laugh at other peoples misfortune because im usually the cause of a good laugh.
I once bumped into the back of another car (at about three mph) after a man tripped up at the bus-stop beside me. It distracted me as i was laughing then bump then oops.
Another i was at a motorsports event during summer 2010 and fell over. Cut my hand knee and hip. I sprang up as if it didnt happen and said embarassingly to the nearest people, "Im glad you dont have a camcorder". One guy, "Ah well, that guy down at the corner, im sure he got you!" (TV crew - F**K). Three weeks later it was on TV and there i was. Big numpty falling over on national TV. Fortunately the zoom was out rather than in as he was about 300yds away from me. But when i seen it i said out loud, "You big daft plonker." And laughed my head off. 
BTW i got three stitches in my hand and xray at hospital showed chunk of my hip-bone chipped out which was untreatable. Ouch and boak. Couldnt touch it for weeks as it made me feel feint.
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Was walking down to work from where I parked my car and just as I was passing a rubbish lorry with loads of blokes my hold ups decided to slip to my ankles.. I quickly slipped them off to the sound of wolf whistles and went on my way - without looking back once.. |
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i'm just waiting for the day i spank it up the stairs at chams lol