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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had it a few times... don't sit on hard surfaces 
Leather sofa leaning on one buttock currently  "
That bad?! Lucky girl.
But in all honesty, an ex was quite... erm... large & rough, and my vulva would be pretty sore for a few days afterwards so I couldn't sit especially comfortably. I think after a while my body got used to it though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had it a few times... don't sit on hard surfaces
Leather sofa leaning on one buttock currently
That bad?! Lucky girl.
But in all honesty, an ex was quite... erm... large & rough, and my vulva would be pretty sore for a few days afterwards so I couldn't sit especially comfortably. I think after a while my body got used to it though."
Haha yes. It was pretty rough and frantic from both sides.
I best cancel the scheduled horse ride and cycling trip I had planned tomorrow then, I guess!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've heard a peeled cucumber from the fridge helps"
Hahaha you being serious?
I can imagine it'd be quite soothing but the thought of shoving anything else up there has my eyes watering, I'll be honest! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Paracetamol and a warm bath, relax with a big grin on your face ~ fabulous!"
Ha! It's more of a grimace right now but fuck it, I'm popping some painkillers, running a bath, then using an ice cube.
The cucumber will have to wait until the Aldi opens, round the corner! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love your red strap on may be put that in the freezer for the night for the morning if you are still sore"
Ah - substitute for the cucumber! Great idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a warm bath with salt in it?
Ouch! "
No, really
It's a different thing, but when I last had a yeast infection someone suggested it to sooth the soreness. Worked like a treat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?"
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!! "
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight? "
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!! |
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"I've heard a peeled cucumber from the fridge helps
Hahaha you being serious?
I can imagine it'd be quite soothing but the thought of shoving anything else up there has my eyes watering, I'll be honest! "
If I hadn't been eating chillies I'd offer to kiss it better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!! "
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive got a load of cucumber if you need some. ..i could pop over and help sooth the pain with a little tenderness ..... "
No chance im letting any more dudes near my lady parts tonight - least of all one bearing a tonne of veg! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!! 
Where was the hot milk from
Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from?  "
Lol I thought John Wayne provided it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether! "
Happened to me a few times too has that!
I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!
Where was the hot milk from
Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from? "
I think he was hoping for something kinky - like lactation!
Bloody men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just had hot milk after my meet! Very rock n roll me!!
Where was the hot milk from
Erm - the fridge! Where does your milk come from?
Lol I thought John Wayne provided it"
Only if I ride his horse first! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!
Happened to me a few times too has that!
I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!! "
I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!) |
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"ive got a load of cucumber if you need some. ..i could pop over and help sooth the pain with a little tenderness .....
No chance im letting any more dudes near my lady parts tonight - least of all one bearing a tonne of veg! "
Would a pulse do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!
Happened to me a few times too has that!
I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!
I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)"
I have that effect on a lot of people to be fair! usually when I get mi tits out! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha most likely destroyed him and accepted he ain't going to get anything better than that x"
Hahaha...I have to tell myself that, don't I! Never happened before.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!
Happened to me a few times too has that!
I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!
I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)"
I am a sparky maybe I can fix your fuse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!
Happened to me a few times too has that!
I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!
I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)
I have that effect on a lot of people to be fair! usually when I get mi tits out! X"
Still laughing and I've not seen yer baps, so can't be that. Maybe it's that warped northern sense of humour!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!
Happened to me a few times too has that!
I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!
I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)
I am a sparky maybe I can fix your fuse"
It's an awfully long train ride to fix - what isn't - a blown fuse!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You two are naughty little fuckers why didn't I think this site ages ago ??
Well until a few weeks ago you were too young for me Jakey my lovely! "
Now there's a come on if ever I saw one. She's had a Baileys Jakey son, get in!
You're only as old as the man you feel, I hear Peach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
Stop feckin bragging and PM me his name!!
Hahaha busted!
Did you not meet someone tonight?
I did! Very nice he was too - but I'm still happy to share yours if he's that bloody good!!
Hahahaha he's just informed me he's taken his profile down. Not sure - after such a session - whether that's good or bad! Crikey - the effect I have on men, making them want to disappear into the ether!
Happened to me a few times too has that!
I've come to the conclusion that I'm either the world's best shag or the world's worst shag!!
I'm actually laughing out loud at this, alone in the dark. (Weirdo!)
I am a sparky maybe I can fix your fuse
It's an awfully long train ride to fix - what isn't - a blown fuse!
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what's a large Ng train ride to fix a blown fuse and a sore pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z "
Shouldn't this be by pm by now Hun? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha i'l have to try my best to get in x
Absolutely! Only 260 miles! See you in an hour or two then!  "
Going to the station to find the first train with my tool box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z "
Now there's chivalry!
Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z
Now there's chivalry!
Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages."
Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z
Now there's chivalry!
Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.
Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages! "
Can I message you then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z
Now there's chivalry!
Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.
Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages!
Can I message you then"
Not with a 'fancy a fuck' message - no! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z
Now there's chivalry!
Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.
Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages!
Can I message you then
Not with a 'fancy a fuck' message - no! "
Fancy to meet a groomed experienced gentleman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'l get a nice hotel booked up with some nice grub and a bottle of bubbly. I think the 260 miles will be worth it z
Now there's chivalry!
Makes a change to the 'fancy a fuk' messages.
Actually I'm very lucky! I rarely get the 'fancy a fuck' messages!
Can I message you then
Not with a 'fancy a fuck' message - no! "
hello peach |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op cranberry juice it really helps when u go for a wee today and prob tomorrow to lol glad you had s banging time x"
Ah yes. Thanks for the reminder. Shopping trip for healthy stuff later then!
Shan't be so vigourous next time! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye we ain't all that bad haha
I'll find out soon enough! "
You should. I've had a run of 22-24 year olds in 2015 and I've found they're ever so willing to please!
Gonna ride this phase out like Mrs Robinson herself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?"
Yes and I've a feeling it'll last for a few more days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aye we ain't all that bad haha
I'll find out soon enough!
You should. I've had a run of 22-24 year olds in 2015 and I've found they're ever so willing to please!
Gonna ride this phase out like Mrs Robinson herself!"
Ha
Good for you lovely!
Glad you're having fun! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Rockchik
Are lights working now and the ice work "
Lights were never broken - merely switched off!
I'm still in bed, haha. Will venture to the freezer later. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
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A&E, if it gets worse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
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A&E, if it gets worse"
I daren't! Ha |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
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A&E, if it gets worse
I daren't! Ha"
Wasn't daring you; xxx
Ok, I was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained
Dear God man use the reply and quote button you look like you are talking to yourself!! "
Ops well you get the idea haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We like to make sure the women is pleased and drained
Dear God man use the reply and quote button you look like you are talking to yourself!!
Ops well you get the idea haha
That's better! "
I like getting told what to do ?? |
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?"
No but a few weeks ago I went out with a guy (not from here) and for a few days after I had a really sore arse, I rarely do anal but obviously decided in my d*unken state that it would be a genius idea.. I don't actually remember doing it tho. Oops.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
No but a few weeks ago I went out with a guy (not from here) and for a few days after I had a really sore arse, I rarely do anal but obviously decided in my d*unken state that it would be a genius idea.. I don't actually remember doing it tho. Oops.. "
LOL...!!
He must have been back for anal seconds surely?! That a girl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got that borderline pain/pleasure feeling after a vigorous fucking session - where you can't piss comfortably, sit down or walk properly.
Any ideas how I can get through this, aside from time?
(Haha I love it really!)
Anyone else impersonating John Wayne this eve?
No but a few weeks ago I went out with a guy (not from here) and for a few days after I had a really sore arse, I rarely do anal but obviously decided in my d*unken state that it would be a genius idea.. I don't actually remember doing it tho. Oops.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have this at the moment, I love it
That post-fucked feeling....
I'm over the worst now and ready to go again, ha! "
So what's going ti be your next topic anything else sore! |
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"Aye we ain't all that bad haha
I'll find out soon enough!
You should. I've had a run of 22-24 year olds in 2015 and I've found they're ever so willing to please!
Gonna ride this phase out like Mrs Robinson herself!"
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