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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it? "

Rejection on here and no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Rejection on here and no "

no way you get rejected ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Devour a Dairy Milk bar from the kids selection boxes without their knowledge.

Takes half an hour of looking for it with them though...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Devour a Dairy Milk bar from the kids selection boxes without their knowledge.

Takes half an hour of looking for it with them though... "

fricken love your answer jenn xxxx hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Devour a Dairy Milk bar from the kids selection boxes without their knowledge.

Takes half an hour of looking for it with them though... "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please don't tell me it's just me...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome "

avoidist xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Please don't tell me it's just me... "

i rarely eat chocolate...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Rejection on here and no "

bless...xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please don't tell me it's just me... "

Hehe no. My daughter hides the Curly Wurly as she knows if it stays in my line of sight it's as good as gone.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Rejection on here and no

no way you get rejected ha"

why does he belong to a special 'non rejection category?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx "

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Rejection on here and no

no way you get rejected ha

why does he belong to a special 'non rejection category?"

yes he does, you're just jealous cause you're not in it, sadly neither am I

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By *adystephanieTV/TS  over a year ago

glos

...find my credit card when I see a pair of shoes I want........but can never seem to find it when I open bills....

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs "

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

15 seconds ... to fall in lust

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Rejection on here and no

no way you get rejected ha

why does he belong to a special 'non rejection category?

yes he does, you're just jealous cause you're not in it, sadly neither am I "

im not in what? i couldnt care less about getting rejected..there are over 6 billion people on the planet...just think that the sex with those that reject you probably are crap anyway, and you were better off... 15 seconds of turn your life around time..with _uzy444...generous arent i?

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

5 seconds I'll know if I'm attracted to someone after that I'm imagining what they look like naked and after 10 secs I'm thinking about what they taste like closely followed by imagining fucking them .... See men can multi task

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"...find my credit card when I see a pair of shoes I want........but can never seem to find it when I open bills.... "

haha good one x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx"

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

..to dunk a shortbread into a cuppa tea before it goes plop

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust "

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"5 seconds I'll know if I'm attracted to someone after that I'm imagining what they look like naked and after 10 secs I'm thinking about what they taste like closely followed by imagining fucking them .... See men can multi task "

your gifted you are xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it? "

Orgasm...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15 "

you werent planning to message me any time soon though..we have time xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"..to dunk a shortbread into a cuppa tea before it goes plop "

yes yes..i know this one..however its usually 12 seconds..and i have to fetch a spoon

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Orgasm..."

oh baby..you need tantra...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15

you werent planning to message me any time soon though..we have time xx "

Even if I were I'm blocked

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x"

good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Rejection on here and no "

Oh I would not reject you

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15

you werent planning to message me any time soon though..we have time xx

Even if I were I'm blocked "

are you?

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By *emini1637Woman  over a year ago

Warwickshire

It took what felt like 15 seconds for my inbox to go from empty to 84 messages once I unhid my profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15

you werent planning to message me any time soon though..we have time xx

Even if I were I'm blocked

are you?"

Yep filtered out

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last "

im well honey thankyou and its great to see you too..sounds like a cold new year for you..roll on summer and may you have an awesome year xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15

you werent planning to message me any time soon though..we have time xx

Even if I were I'm blocked

are you?

Yep filtered out "

bullshit..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This site should be called fab rejection I'm used to it now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15

you werent planning to message me any time soon though..we have time xx

Even if I were I'm blocked

are you?

Yep filtered out

bullshit.. "

No shit, it's the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Opened up mine out of curiosity and all I got was gay blokes. (Flattered, but ineffective!).

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last

im well honey thankyou and its great to see you too..sounds like a cold new year for you..roll on summer and may you have an awesome year xx"

im so ready for summer , did you uveitis have black-eye peas for new year's day? Its a tradition in the south

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Rejection on here and no "

Don't believe you could get rejected

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This site should be called fab rejection I'm used to it now "

no pics..none has the time..its 15 seconds or less, if you want to grab someones attention...its the now age baby, didnt you get the memo?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A shag, but 15s is pushing it. I don't like to overstay a welcome

avoidist xx

I'm quite pleased I trebled my staying power, used to only be 5 secs

give me a message when you've got stamina for 45 secs will you xx

Could be a long wait, it took me. 34 years to increase it to 15

you werent planning to message me any time soon though..we have time xx

Even if I were I'm blocked

are you?

Yep filtered out

bullshit..

No shit, it's the truth."

sorted x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My pics are hidden for a reason but if anybody starts to chat I don't mind showing them

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Opened up mine out of curiosity and all I got was gay blokes. (Flattered, but ineffective!). "

oh bless...youll just haveto turn bi..be less fussy...only takes 15 seconds..apparently

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last

im well honey thankyou and its great to see you too..sounds like a cold new year for you..roll on summer and may you have an awesome year xx im so ready for summer , did you uveitis have black-eye peas for new year's day? Its a tradition in the south"

no i dont like bean stuff..takes me 15 seconds to

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"My pics are hidden for a reason but if anybody starts to chat I don't mind showing them "

just saying.do some other pics then..your reasons arent good enough on here..just saying x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A woman's mailbox to become full

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Opened up mine as well , shall see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it? "

The first thing in the morning bowel movement... and yes its soooo worth the relief

(sorry if you were eating )

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last

im well honey thankyou and its great to see you too..sounds like a cold new year for you..roll on summer and may you have an awesome year xx im so ready for summer , did you uveitis have black-eye peas for new year's day? Its a tradition in the south

no i dont like bean stuff..takes me 15 seconds to "

well it was them or collard greens

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By *ullbackbuttMan  over a year ago

Purton


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Orgasm...

oh baby..you need tantra... "

You know tantra?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A woman's mailbox to become full "

possibly..but the messages usually arent worth it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Opened up mine out of curiosity and all I got was gay blokes. (Flattered, but ineffective!).

oh bless...youll just haveto turn bi..be less fussy...only takes 15 seconds..apparently "

Lol! Gotta love a quick-witted lady! xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Opened up mine as well , shall see what happens "

fingers crossed for you x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

Orgasm...

oh baby..you need tantra...

You know tantra?"

i sure do i lost my virginity adn it turned into a 7 hour tantra fest..wasnt expecting that..but i know what great sex feels like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Devour a Dairy Milk bar from the kids selection boxes without their knowledge.

Takes half an hour of looking for it with them though... "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Opened up mine out of curiosity and all I got was gay blokes. (Flattered, but ineffective!).

oh bless...youll just haveto turn bi..be less fussy...only takes 15 seconds..apparently

Lol! Gotta love a quick-witted lady! xx"

yes i am a smart arse..unless my arse is smarting x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last

im well honey thankyou and its great to see you too..sounds like a cold new year for you..roll on summer and may you have an awesome year xx im so ready for summer , did you uveitis have black-eye peas for new year's day? Its a tradition in the south

no i dont like bean stuff..takes me 15 seconds to well it was them or collard greens "

ill take the greens

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

The first thing in the morning bowel movement... and yes its soooo worth the relief

(sorry if you were eating )"

no not eating happy new day to you miss regular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

15 seconds for happy pills to kick in bloody good ones they are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A reply from a beautiful lady xx hey Suzy xx

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By *ullbackbuttMan  over a year ago

Purton


"

You know tantra?

i sure do i lost my virginity adn it turned into a 7 hour tantra fest..wasnt expecting that..but i know what great sex feels like "

Its a shame we are not closer have experienced it one way as the recipient would love to be able to give as well. My legs were like jelly afterwards I was on a high all day.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds for happy pills to kick in bloody good ones they are "

enjoy suppressing your body....not my thing..but each to their own...15 seconds to phone up a counselor...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A reply from a beautiful lady xx hey Suzy xx"

hey gorgeous..happy new year..hows it going?

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last

im well honey thankyou and its great to see you too..sounds like a cold new year for you..roll on summer and may you have an awesome year xx im so ready for summer , did you uveitis have black-eye peas for new year's day? Its a tradition in the south

no i dont like bean stuff..takes me 15 seconds to well it was them or collard greens

ill take the greens "

eating one or both , your to have wealth in the new year

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"

You know tantra?

i sure do i lost my virginity adn it turned into a 7 hour tantra fest..wasnt expecting that..but i know what great sex feels like

Its a shame we are not closer have experienced it one way as the recipient would love to be able to give as well. My legs were like jelly afterwards I was on a high all day. "

learn the breath work then you can live tantra too x look up microcosmic orbit on google..x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds ... to fall in lust

aww hi bill how are you hows texas? x good and you? Snow on the ground had a blizzard 12 inches last Saturday thrilled to see you at last

im well honey thankyou and its great to see you too..sounds like a cold new year for you..roll on summer and may you have an awesome year xx im so ready for summer , did you uveitis have black-eye peas for new year's day? Its a tradition in the south

no i dont like bean stuff..takes me 15 seconds to well it was them or collard greens

ill take the greens eating one or both , your to have wealth in the new year "

im screwed than x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx"

well and purrring x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x"

Meeeowww x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x

Meeeowww x "

thought you were going to say 'good kitty' then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Opened up mine out of curiosity and all I got was gay blokes. (Flattered, but ineffective!).

oh bless...youll just haveto turn bi..be less fussy...only takes 15 seconds..apparently

Lol! Gotta love a quick-witted lady! xx

yes i am a smart arse..unless my arse is smarting x "

Well you'require certainly 'smart as', if not a smart-arsenal. (Although it'seems a very nice are too to be fair! ;-p ). X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x

Meeeowww x

thought you were going to say 'good kitty' then"

Would you like stroking and your belly tickled xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Opened up mine out of curiosity and all I got was gay blokes. (Flattered, but ineffective!).

oh bless...youll just haveto turn bi..be less fussy...only takes 15 seconds..apparently

Lol! Gotta love a quick-witted lady! xx

yes i am a smart arse..unless my arse is smarting x

Well you'require certainly 'smart as', if not a smart-arsenal. (Although it'seems a very nice are too to be fair! ;-p ). X"

im just sparky today...like fireworks..its all in good fun..im a friendly little kitty

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x

Meeeowww x

thought you were going to say 'good kitty' then

Would you like stroking and your belly tickled xx"

mmmmmmm oh yeah...;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Opened up mine out of curiosity and all I got was gay blokes. (Flattered, but ineffective!).

oh bless...youll just haveto turn bi..be less fussy...only takes 15 seconds..apparently

Lol! Gotta love a quick-witted lady! xx

yes i am a smart arse..unless my arse is smarting x

Well you'require certainly 'smart as', if not a smart-arsenal. (Although it'seems a very nice are too to be fair! ;-p ). X

im just sparky today...like fireworks..its all in good fun..im a friendly little kitty "

Well it makes you even more appealing! A lady with brains and class is as good as it gets! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x

Meeeowww x

thought you were going to say 'good kitty' then

Would you like stroking and your belly tickled xx

mmmmmmm oh yeah...;)"

Then you could purrrr x

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By *ullbackbuttMan  over a year ago

Purton


"

you can live tantra too x look up microcosmic orbit on google..x"

Will do thanks.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

ok thats 30 mins with no filters on..enough of the im wanking furiously over you.....wow...can we chat/fuck lick.blah blah messages..ive now blocked all under 37's or is that under 15's..

we dont appreciate these messages, they make us grumpy

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x

Meeeowww x

thought you were going to say 'good kitty' then

Would you like stroking and your belly tickled xx

mmmmmmm oh yeah...;)

Then you could purrrr x"

i could .....xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"

you can live tantra too x look up microcosmic orbit on google..x

Will do thanks."

you are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it? "

To realise it was good enough to want to do it again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ok thats 30 mins with no filters on..enough of the im wanking furiously over you.....wow...can we chat/fuck lick.blah blah messages..ive now blocked all under 37's or is that under 15's..

we dont appreciate these messages, they make us grumpy "

Bugger!!! Hahaha I was just going to comment xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it? "

To realise you've hidden your profile again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x

Meeeowww x

thought you were going to say 'good kitty' then

Would you like stroking and your belly tickled xx

mmmmmmm oh yeah...;)

Then you could purrrr x

i could .....xx"

You would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"15 seconds for happy pills to kick in bloody good ones they are

enjoy suppressing your body....not my thing..but each to their own...15 seconds to phone up a counselor..."

oh its a joke lol I'm never serious on these things haha

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

To realise it was good enough to want to do it again"

really?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

15 seconds.. For that first kiss to ignite flames of desire.. Or have you wiping your mouth and backing off to the door!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Happy new year Suzy, I'm good and all festived out...I need a holiday from the holidays. Are you good? xx

well and purrring x

Meeeowww x

thought you were going to say 'good kitty' then

Would you like stroking and your belly tickled xx

mmmmmmm oh yeah...;)

Then you could purrrr x

i could .....xx

You would "

undoubtedly...my favourite thing to do x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds for happy pills to kick in bloody good ones they are

enjoy suppressing your body....not my thing..but each to their own...15 seconds to phone up a counselor... oh its a joke lol I'm never serious on these things haha "

does your approach work..or do people not believe a word you say?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds.. For that first kiss to ignite flames of desire.. Or have you wiping your mouth and backing off to the door!"

are you a 'pouncer'?...hehehe

i tend to want to know if they want to be kissed first...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It takes about 15 seconds from that look from pooch to getting my boots ready for another wonderful walk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I meant a 15 second kiss..

Not a lunge..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah- I lifted my filters for fpf and got soo much junk mail!!!

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

15 seconds with my lips attached to someone elses is enough for me to know if I want to play with them or not.

Or 15 seconds into caressing a new pair of shoes is enough time to confirm if I need them in my life

Happy New Year Suzi xx

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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My Own Little World


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it? "

I once had a 12 second shag..... and no it wasn't worth it. My husband found it very amusing though

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"It takes about 15 seconds from that look from pooch to getting my boots ready for another wonderful walk "

would that happen with a kitty cat too?..;)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stuck in the mud

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I meant a 15 second kiss..

Not a lunge.. "

hehe i didnt think you were a lunger...

after 15 secs does it turn to a snog..when is that line drawn?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Yeah- I lifted my filters for fpf and got soo much junk mail!!! "

about 30 and counting...they should stop now they usually come from early 30's men...for me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I meant a 15 second kiss..

Not a lunge..

hehe i didnt think you were a lunger...

after 15 secs does it turn to a snog..when is that line drawn?"

It kind of blurs into a snog fest.. Ideally

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds with my lips attached to someone elses is enough for me to know if I want to play with them or not.

Or 15 seconds into caressing a new pair of shoes is enough time to confirm if I need them in my life

Happy New Year Suzi xx"

sounds like you've got 15 second appraisal down well..love it...wishing you the very best new year possible honey..big hugs to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It takes about 15 seconds from that look from pooch to getting my boots ready for another wonderful walk

would that happen with a kitty cat too?..;) "

Ha ha one can but find out

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

I once had a 12 second shag..... and no it wasn't worth it. My husband found it very amusing though "

i do hope they spent longer than that pleasing you otherwise it would be 15 seconds to get them to the door...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Stuck in the mud"

you need pulling out?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I meant a 15 second kiss..

Not a lunge..

hehe i didnt think you were a lunger...

after 15 secs does it turn to a snog..when is that line drawn?

It kind of blurs into a snog fest.. Ideally "

oh yeah..now youre talking x

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Devour a Dairy Milk bar from the kids selection boxes without their knowledge.

Takes half an hour of looking for it with them though... "

Thank God I'm not the only 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

To realise it was good enough to want to do it again

really? "

Hell yea and only five seconds if it was crap lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

To realise it was good enough to want to do it again

really?

Hell yea and only five seconds if it was crap lol"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only filters I've got in place is for over 55s.

I rarely get messages

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No filters in place and no messages.. Hey ho

15 seconds to sneeze twice... Full of a cold

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By *izzy.Woman  over a year ago

Stoke area

15 seconds to Google angry dragon's revenge and wish you hadn't

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

15sec to open a tuna tin

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The only filters I've got in place is for over 55s.

I rarely get messages "

hi peter xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"No filters in place and no messages.. Hey ho

15 seconds to sneeze twice... Full of a cold "

oh bless..15 secs to get you a box of tissues

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15 seconds to Google angry dragon's revenge and wish you hadn't "

ok i wont

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol."

some of us, want something specific, to be bombarded by men who cant or dont read is hard on the nerves..i have oodles of patience..

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"15sec to open a tuna tin "

changing from chicken..oh my... x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol.

some of us, want something specific, to be bombarded by men who cant or dont read is hard on the nerves..i have oodles of patience.. "

That is right so might take a long time to get it, u r the same as me, got patience lol.


"15sec to open a tuna tin

changing from chicken..oh my... x"

lol yes, cos its a lot easier and you don't need to wait for it to be grilled x

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol.

some of us, want something specific, to be bombarded by men who cant or dont read is hard on the nerves..i have oodles of patience.. That is right so might take a long time to get it, u r the same as me, got patience lol.

15sec to open a tuna tin

changing from chicken..oh my... xlol yes, cos its a lot easier and you don't need to wait for it to be grilled x"

Not that much patience shag if you can't wait for chicken to cook

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol.

some of us, want something specific, to be bombarded by men who cant or dont read is hard on the nerves..i have oodles of patience.. That is right so might take a long time to get it, u r the same as me, got patience lol.

15sec to open a tuna tin

changing from chicken..oh my... xlol yes, cos its a lot easier and you don't need to wait for it to be grilled x"

im not phased i have the block button as my friend

yes grilling takes longer than 15 seconds..how about pre cooked chicken and flinging it into a toaster?...hehe

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol.

some of us, want something specific, to be bombarded by men who cant or dont read is hard on the nerves..i have oodles of patience.. That is right so might take a long time to get it, u r the same as me, got patience lol.

15sec to open a tuna tin

changing from chicken..oh my... xlol yes, cos its a lot easier and you don't need to wait for it to be grilled x

Not that much patience shag if you can't wait for chicken to cook "

hes hungry its a man disclaimer xx

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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My Own Little World


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

I once had a 12 second shag..... and no it wasn't worth it. My husband found it very amusing though

i do hope they spent longer than that pleasing you otherwise it would be 15 seconds to get them to the door... "

Nope that was it.

A 12 second fuck, a pat on the arse and off he went

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"a new 'fancy a/ chat/lick/ fuck/my dick' message, when i lift my filters..

What does it take, only 15 seconds for you to experience...? and was it worth it?

I once had a 12 second shag..... and no it wasn't worth it. My husband found it very amusing though

i do hope they spent longer than that pleasing you otherwise it would be 15 seconds to get them to the door...

Nope that was it.

A 12 second fuck, a pat on the arse and off he went "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol.

some of us, want something specific, to be bombarded by men who cant or dont read is hard on the nerves..i have oodles of patience.. That is right so might take a long time to get it, u r the same as me, got patience lol.

15sec to open a tuna tin

changing from chicken..oh my... xlol yes, cos its a lot easier and you don't need to wait for it to be grilled x

Not that much patience shag if you can't wait for chicken to cook "

lol you are right there as well, as I want the food quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow, it must be hard for women with all these offers lol.

some of us, want something specific, to be bombarded by men who cant or dont read is hard on the nerves..i have oodles of patience.. That is right so might take a long time to get it, u r the same as me, got patience lol.

15sec to open a tuna tin

changing from chicken..oh my... xlol yes, cos its a lot easier and you don't need to wait for it to be grilled x

im not phased i have the block button as my friend

yes grilling takes longer than 15 seconds..how about pre cooked chicken and flinging it into a toaster?...hehe"

Yeah that button will be come handy lol.

That is right, would be easier to pre cook it, but prefer fresh you know, it would be nice with a toast to it as well

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