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Things you'd never see on a fab tag line or status.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey bored an thought this could be a laugh. What's a few things you'd never expect to see on a fab profile, like:
Sorry No single women and we mean No single women.
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Its all about quantity not quality if you have a hole your my goal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey bored an thought this could be a laugh. What's a few things you'd never expect to see on a fab profile, like:
Sorry No single women and we mean No single women.
Or
Its all about quantity not quality if you have a hole your my goal "
Sorry dude but we have put both of those statuses up . After a spate of single bi fem meets we actually put a status up saying ' looking for fun tonight , but no single females '
And although the latter wasn't exactly as we put it , we have statuses like ' looking for a quantity of quality ' up quite often .
On the subject of what we are not likely to see , I guess a status like ' not meeting for the foreseeable future , just here for the chat ' hang on , no not that one .....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just here for strings attached fun. If you have massive amounts of baggage, and cannot handle casual sex, message me. "
Haha brilliant. Although sure we all get that kinda message in our inbox from time to time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am not the droid you are looking for.  "
Dam I was sure you was the right DROID. .
The dark leader will be so pissed with me now going back empty handed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On a female profile....
Cum smash my back doors in
On a male profile....
Thanks for all the messages, please be patient while I read through them all"
Lololol...and if I haven't replied it means that I'm just playing hard to get and want you to keep messaging me until I reply. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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On a ladies profile;
Looking for a guy to have a Threesome With me and my mother.
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Just for my safety my dad accompanies me to all my meets and films them for his personal wank bank. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cock pics only, from 30 different angles. NO FACE PICS PLEASE!!
Slightly off topic but when my friend at the time put me on Fab all she put in my profile was "Send lots of cock pics"  "
Haha bet that worked a treat |
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