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Do women really like it up the nostril?
I like it hard and rough but my girl moans like a bitch that it hurts.
any tips for me to get her to do it more ? and hard ?
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??
What like...pregnancy  "
Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe |
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??
What like...pregnancy
Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe "
Pre-Nasal Clinics can help with education  |
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??
What like...pregnancy
Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe "
Fuck I didn't know that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to slow down, make it romantic. Have you tried gobbing up the nostril first, for lube. Oh and make sure she blows her nose first, you dont want some dirty sluts bogey under your foreskin. She a hoe faor show. |
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??
My mate said it's okay as long as she hasn't got a cold and has had a sinus washout with chlorine."
I didn't know that,thanks for the info. This place is the best |
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"OMG! Do you not know how unsafe nostril sex is??
What like...pregnancy
Yes! That stuff can get in your bloodstream from anywhere,even nostrils and belly buttons. It's not safe
Fuck I didn't know that "
and cos of the point of entry any kids born have a tinge of green to them.. |
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You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...
A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...
A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....
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Oooh  |
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !
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Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one. |
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...
A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....
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I snogged a bloke with a twirly mussy a while back and it went up my snozz.... awful sensation. |
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !
Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one."
how about popping candy  |
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...
A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....
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This was my actual face when I read that with my mouth open. That is grim |
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !
Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy "
I've never even met her ! |
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !
Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy "
God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM????? |
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"Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM?????"
Get ya tongue out my nose weirdo
Or words to that effect |
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"Hey I didn't ask for it.... I didn't want it..... It's not my thing ok..... It was his and he didn't mention it.... Till I said we need a little chat......I MEAN WHAT Does ONE SAY OR DO ATM?????"
Oh Em Gee! He was clearing it out before he put his penis in there Did he have a bottle of chlorine with him? |
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Well I assumed accident at first ... The second was definitely on purpose .... Wait till u r in that situation ....
Polite ... Don't wish to hurt or offend yet wish to maintain my barrier ..... It was a difficult few moments.....
I mean really what would you have done????? |
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !
Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy
God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry "
No need to be stuffy n judgementhol! |
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc."
My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ? |
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over a year ago
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc.
My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?"
Noseclips like synchronised swimmers wear? Can you seal one nostril at a time? |
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"Well I assumed accident at first ... The second was definitely on purpose .... Wait till u r in that situation ....
Polite ... Don't wish to hurt or offend yet wish to maintain my barrier ..... It was a difficult few moments.....
I mean really what would you have done?????"
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Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on |
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on "
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural... |
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural..."
Its a dilemma tbh .... as long as they respect my nostrils afterwards I don't really mind  |
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc.
My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?"
try dnp |
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural..."
I'm not shaving for anyone |
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"Just make sure you prepare in advance with a neti pot and have some Olbas on hand to keep the nasal canal nice and open. Not my cup of tea, but each to their own, it takes all sorts etc.
My friend told me that sperm goes in one side and comes out the other ...... how can I stop this happening ?
Noseclips like synchronised swimmers wear? Can you seal one nostril at a time?"
Or a peg? On a man it's another form of pegging |
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"Umm not judging anyone, but is this really a thing? "
Well, it certainly made Mrs ddc snort!
(I'll let you decide whether it was from reading this reading, or having my jizz up her nostril....)
Mr ddc |
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...
I'm not shaving for anyone "
I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...
I'm not shaving for anyone
I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal...."
Does he shave for you? Only fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...
I'm not shaving for anyone
I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal....
Does he shave for you? Only fair"
Trimmed and tidy, and frequently douches with otex.... |
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...
I'm not shaving for anyone
I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal....
Does he shave for you? Only fair"
Now "snorting" with laughter and my belly hurts from laughing so much!! My neighbours just went by, looked in, and gave me a strange look! probably think I have a man here .... I wish!! |
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...
I'm not shaving for anyone
I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal...."
Ear sex ??? You DIRTY pair of ......... |
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"YOu know nasal pumps won't make your nose any bigger permanently..its a fallacy."
I have various sized plugs to aid nasal training. They're great, you can where them as you go about your daily business |
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"Sometimes when full nasal penetration isn't possible, a nose job can be just as satisfying.
I mostly use my Love Honey nasal pump but only when i'm alone."
you do know that large nostrils arent attractive and in the summer flys nest in them |
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"YOu know nasal pumps won't make your nose any bigger permanently..its a fallacy.
I have various sized plugs to aid nasal training. They're great, you can where them as you go about your daily business "
You know what we're doing this evening don't you...   |
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"Was feeling rather down today, but having read this thread I haven't stopped chuckling, so thank you Granny Crumpet now, where did I put those scissors, I feel some trimming coming on
Nasal hair. Trimmed... shaved... or natural...
I'm not shaving for anyone
I snort magic powder to keep those pesky nasal hairs at bay, then Mr Who lubes up and gives it to me hard and fast. There's nothing like a nasal quickie. Then I don my strap on and fuck his ear canal....
Does he shave for you? Only fair"
I have a Gillette 'Tinnitus' special edition that I take with me whenever I visit Nell. It makes for a much smoother entry to the cochlea... |
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Look what I found...
Another recent study found that having a nice, attractive nose can be an indicator of your fitness and quality as a mate — natural selection at its best. |
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"Look what I found...
Another recent study found that having a nice, attractive nose can be an indicator of your fitness and quality as a mate — natural selection at its best."
what about a big nose..?
not for me its my friend who is curious.. |
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"Finally , a thread for the guys with small cocks to revel in . This is why women say they are happy to meet the less well endowed guys !
Revels ?? Coffee for me all the way. Never had one up my nostril before tho ....... lets start with a toffee one.how about popping candy
God I must be a prude cos I refuse to let anyone pop my nasal cherry
No need to be stuffy n judgementhol! "
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?
Nostril sex? Really?  "
go with the flow - it was the first thing i read this morning - i was still gin soaked - came back later |
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?
Nostril sex? Really? "
Admittedly it isn't a a kink for those well endowed. |
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?
Nostril sex? Really?
Admittedly it isn't a a kink for those well endowed."
pencil dicks can apply |
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?
Nostril sex? Really? "
Don't Nost it Tril you've tried it ..... Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Each to their own n that. You aren't kinky enough for here. OBVS ! |
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"Maybe my brain is still fuzzy from last night but is this really a thing or just a bit if banter?
Nostril sex? Really?
Don't Nost it Tril you've tried it ..... Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Each to their own n that. You aren't kinky enough for here. OBVS !"
I guess I'm not
Whats the logistics for nasal come shots though? Surely that'd be a bit like snorting porridge |
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...
A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....
Oooh "
Eeewwwww |
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"You know some guys like to play with ur nose...... I'm not kidding....during a particularly passionate kiss his tongue went around and up and in .... I thought oh God however I assumed it was an accident and his passion...
A minute later his tongue went anti clockwise And Went right in the other nostril and sort of twirled.... I politely broke away .... A Little chat later .... He had a thing for all orifices and liked noses.....
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Noooo ... really omg . |
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"It's a well known fact that nostrils can take 12", with just a little foreplay
Its how they are made to squirt
Women don't squirt. It's been scientifically tested and it's snot."
That's what I said. |
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