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A cunning plan!! (Bound to make my fortune this is!!)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello my lovelies!!
I've had a bloody good idea I have (don't steal it - it's mine - mine I say!!!!!!!)
You know when, after chatting for a while - people sometimes ask for pics of your todgers or lady bits? (well - sometimes they do i'm told - bear with me here!) Well we want to see they look clean and tidy, with no unusual things sticking to them, no odd spots or boils or hairs sticking out from the wrong places - right??
But if we're honest - what we really want to know is 'if I shove my head down there, will my eyes water at the smell of fish, stale pee, shit, cheese, insert your own dodgy odour from experience!!!'
Sooooooo - I think we should all have scratch and sniff packs, distributed by fab on a regular basis!
All we need to do when planning a meet is rub the swab around our lady bits, todge (or back door if we're doing the other) and send it by special delivery! (Armpit swab available for the particularly fastidious!)
That way, when we meet and dive into the nether regions, we will know whether we can expect it to be a pleasant, positively fragrant experience - or weather we need to practice holding our head under the bath water for a REALLY long time!!
Your thoughts??
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want some of whatever you are on...
Chances are, people would steal someone elses if theirs were not 'up to scratch' he he."
Never thought of that!
Perhaps there should be two witnesses to the sample-taking??
Re what I'm on - a lot of people ask that - no idea why!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still peeing myself laughing and how will you know they rubbed it on themselves? Xx
Good idea though xx"
See above!
Two impartial witnesses! I'm a genius!  |
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By *j48Man
over a year ago
Wigan |
"Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny
Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x
I'll get mi coat pet! "
Aww - If only!! Fabed a few of your pics though
You are very attractive  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny
Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x
I'll get mi coat pet!
Aww - If only!! Fabed a few of your pics though
You are very attractive xx "
Aw thanks! Most kind! |
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By *j48Man
over a year ago
Wigan |
"Ha ha, scratch and sniff so funny
Meet up - you scratch, I'll sniff - if OK you've pulled lol x
I'll get mi coat pet!
Aww - If only!! Fabed a few of your pics though
You are very attractive xx
Aw thanks! Most kind! "
Like to compliment where and when justified |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peachy this has got to be your most bonkers idea EVER - what are you on woman ....really I think I need to live over the rainbow with you cause it does seem to be a very good & enlightening place to live ...WOW ...I'm forwarding this to Alex - it will be a "stop in his tracks" one - good job I love you women or id have you committed x brilliant, made my afternoon x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm too tightfisted to spend the money ....
I'm just going to dangle a 'little tree'. Car freshener from the end of my todger.
Get. 'em from pound land... Bargain! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm too tightfisted to spend the money ....
I'm just going to dangle a 'little tree'. Car freshener from the end of my todger.
Get. 'em from pound land... Bargain! "
Excellent plan!
I just rub cif on my fanny once a week - acts as an exfoliant too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello my lovelies!!
I've had a bloody good idea I have (don't steal it - it's mine - mine I say!!!!!!!)
You know when, after chatting for a while - people sometimes ask for pics of your todgers or lady bits? (well - sometimes they do i'm told - bear with me here!) Well we want to see they look clean and tidy, with no unusual things sticking to them, no odd spots or boils or hairs sticking out from the wrong places - right??
But if we're honest - what we really want to know is 'if I shove my head down there, will my eyes water at the smell of fish, stale pee, shit, cheese, insert your own dodgy odour from experience!!!'
Sooooooo - I think we should all have scratch and sniff packs, distributed by fab on a regular basis!
All we need to do when planning a meet is rub the swab around our lady bits, todge (or back door if we're doing the other) and send it by special delivery! (Armpit swab available for the particularly fastidious!)
That way, when we meet and dive into the nether regions, we will know whether we can expect it to be a pleasant, positively fragrant experience - or weather we need to practice holding our head under the bath water for a REALLY long time!!
Your thoughts??
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Haha you have made me chuckle . I think its a simply spiffing idea
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peach I've found a slight flaw in your cunning plan!
The scratch n sniff will need to be kept in a refrigerated packet then sent by courier!
Several hours or days at room temperature. ...can you imagine the whiff!!! 
We'd all get a false positive!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peach I've found a slight flaw in your cunning plan!
The scratch n sniff will need to be kept in a refrigerated packet then sent by courier!
Several hours or days at room temperature. ...can you imagine the whiff!!!
We'd all get a false positive! "
Darn! - you have a point - refrigerated packets sound expensive though - how about an ice cube tray wrapped in clingfilm?? |
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I am going to invent scratch n sniff avatars 
