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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only wear sports wear in the gym. I don't do lots of things to be honest. Skinny jeans. Peplum tops and dresses. Lycra, luminous colours. But most of all I dispise leggings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing wrong with socks and sandals...its socks and sandals with shorts that's a no. Xxx"
I once played a gig with Suzy Quattro and she turned up wearing skin tight leather trousers, white socks and sandals!
Totally ruined it for me, my childhood was ruined... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Small cocks.
Polystyrene
Slugs
Rocking chairs
Dolls
All of those things creep me out!"
So my next few shofts will be spent fashioning a a doll in a rocking chair holding a slug all made out of polestyrene |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Small cocks.
Polystyrene
Slugs
Rocking chairs
Dolls
All of those things creep me out!
So my next few shofts will be spent fashioning a a doll in a rocking chair holding a slug all made out of polestyrene"
Eeeew, you dare! Dolls I feel like they're going to steal my soul, rocking chairs I feel like if I look at one I'll see something sitting in it or it rocking on it's own. Polystyrene just the sound and feel of it, slugs had an accident with one when I was younger which resulted in one being mashed between my toes whilst walking barefoot through grass! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Findus Crispy Pancakes
People that say "though" after every sentence - "innit though"
Crocks / Uggs or Primark versions of either
Butlins
Married / attached people ( assuming I know )
Any variation of "The Fast and the Furious"
Bareback
The list is quite long I could be here a while ....
Enough for now
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Findus Crispy Pancakes
People that say "though" after every sentence - "innit though"
Crocks / Uggs or Primark versions of either
Butlins
Married / attached people ( assuming I know )
Any variation of "The Fast and the Furious"
Bareback
The list is quite long I could be here a while ....
Enough for now
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Do they still sell crispy pancakes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"High heels
Yea,I forgot about heels. I want to do them,they don't like me. "
Same here, I wore some to my work Christmas do recently, I had to take them off and walk through the centre of Reading in just my hold ups  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"High heels
Yea,I forgot about heels. I want to do them,they don't like me.
Same here, I wore some to my work Christmas do recently, I had to take them off and walk through the centre of Reading in just my hold ups "
I've done that walk many a time |
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Sports brands for anything other than trainers (which are reserved for exercise excluding my converse)
Logos on t-shirts (largely because I don't wear t-shirts. Or logos across the arse of joggers (don't wear them either!)
I can't deny I do do logos on handbags. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shell fish
Offal meats
High heels. I do try every now and then but there's always blood and pain involved
Ugg boots
Men whose underwear is purposely on show above their low slung trousers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eat whipped cream.
-Courtney
Me neither
It is gross stuff, isn't it?
-Courtney"
I can eat pouring cream. I don't like the whipped up stuff that's thick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any tops with writing on or Disney characters....... Or any characters really. A family member gifted me a pink t shirt covered in pink glittery flamingos. * shudders* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stairs with no backs to them.
Cotton wool.
Yes! To both of those! Or stairs which are too steep. Thought I was in my dream house then got a panic trying to get down the stairs!"
I walked into 1 house for a _iewing and turned and walked straight back out when I saw the stairs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm funny about any fabric which feels anything like cotton wool. Mostly fleeces (although some are ok) and brushed cotton type fabrics. Make me feel sick. "
Velvet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm funny about any fabric which feels anything like cotton wool. Mostly fleeces (although some are ok) and brushed cotton type fabrics. Make me feel sick. "
My childhood friend used to bite down on her blankets and make them squeak in between her teeth. It made sleeping over very cringey. |
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"I'm funny about any fabric which feels anything like cotton wool. Mostly fleeces (although some are ok) and brushed cotton type fabrics. Make me feel sick.
Velvet "
I like velvet! Lol.
A friend has such an aversion to it she can't even say it. Ends up saying belbet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picking the legs of a fly and calling it a walk 
awwww you nasty lol
Quoting someone too soon before they eventually got it right 
Blaming things on too much Tequila  "
i knew what you meant |
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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me , 
Says he with his bum in the air ready for a right Royal rogering "
wouldnt do that outside lol , dont know who's standing behind you , |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me ,
Says he with his bum in the air ready for a right Royal rogering
wouldnt do that outside lol , dont know who's standing behind you , "
It's ok if it's inside though  |
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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago
North London / Herts |
"Mustard corduroys
(There are just no circumstances for anyone, anywhere where that's right)
I wore a pair yesterday "
errrrm apart from you yesterday.
Were you doing fancy dress - Senior partner in a law firm relaxing at the weekend after shooting grouse? |
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"And trifle. That squelching suction sound that it makes when someone puts the spoon in. *shudder*"
That's an amazing sound...like removing a large cock from a tight wet pussy.... Or so I would imagine lol |
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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"Bend over to pick a tenner of the floor with some gay guy standing behind me ,
Says he with his bum in the air ready for a right Royal rogering
wouldnt do that outside lol , dont know who's standing behind you ,
It's ok if it's inside though "
yes lol , no gay guys here , so would feel safe , |
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