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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Was in The Trafford Centre earlier

A Muslim guy dropped his wallet, so I picked it up and gave it to him

He said 'Thank You, don't go to Glastonbury next year'

I said 'why?'

He said 'cos Muse are playing'

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's actually rather funny.

*doffs bowler*

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I like Muse.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

How did you know he was a Muslim?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Was in The Trafford Centre earlier

A Muslim guy dropped his wallet, so I picked it up and gave it to him

He said 'Thank You, don't go to Glastonbury next year'

I said 'why?'

He said 'cos Muse are playing'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought they just used twitter these days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How did you know he was a Muslim?

It didn't really happen

This is what happens when I drink

The shit jokes start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was in The Trafford Centre earlier

A Muslim guy dropped his wallet, so I picked it up and gave it to him

He said 'Thank You, don't go to Glastonbury next year'

I said 'why?'

He said 'cos Muse are playing'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was in The Trafford Centre earlier

A Muslim guy dropped his wallet, so I picked it up and gave it to him

He said 'Thank You, don't go to Glastonbury next year'

I said 'why?'

He said 'cos Muse are playing'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How did you know he was a Muslim?

It didn't really happen

This is what happens when I drink

The shit jokes start

"
well now you got to explain it to me as its gone over my head

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Very good

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That's odd, when I saw this on Facebook it was the Bullring where the wallet was dropped

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's odd, when I saw this on Facebook it was the Bullring where the wallet was dropped

You must have the same newsfeed as one of my friends

It came to me via text cos he knew I'd appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How did you know he was a Muslim?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine how much fun women in burkas have tagging each other on Facebook

I think I've got a different news feed

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

"How did you know he was a Muslim?

It didn't really happen

This is what happens when I drink

The shit jokes start

well now you got to explain it to me as its gone over my head

explanation: the guy made a funny joke, you jumped up and down shouting racist, as is the fashion. now you look daft.

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I read it as in cascades in Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read it as in cascades in Portsmouth"

They get around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And Westfield in London

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How did you know he was a Muslim?

It didn't really happen

This is what happens when I drink

The shit jokes start

well now you got to explain it to me as its gone over my head

explanation: the guy made a funny joke, you jumped up and down shouting racist, as is the fashion. now you look daft. "
I shouted racist? Where? I see it was a joke, I don't get it noone has explained it go me but where the fuck have I called anyone a racist?

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