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Embarrassing "in law" moments...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's your worse?
I once accidentally threw up after drinking faaaaaaar too much South African brandy, and just before I had sex with my ex, I threw up in my mouth, having to push him off & run to the bathroom, dribbling sick all the way... I woke up the next morning to her telling him off for getting me into such a state.
Not quite as bad, but she's caught us in the living room twice... once when I was wearing a chemise & stockings and his dressing gown, the second when I was only wearing a top & knickers. Both times, if she'd walked in minutes before... well... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One evening when my husband was out I thought I would dress up for when he got home. I put on stockings,suspenders,lingerie and heels,with a silky dressing gown over the top. When I opened the door he had brought his brother home with him. I had to run upstairs and do a quick change. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ah... another one... in the summer she came out into the garden to find me straddling him... not having sex, just sitting on him.
Another night he made a comment about how loud I was being. The next morning his mum asked if his ex had been listening at his bedroom window that night. I could only read that as if she'd heard something too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I sat on my mother in law once she was a small woman
How???? we where getting in a taxi, she got in first then me and I sat straight on top!of her and it was when I was at my heaviest "
Oh bless you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No embarrassing mother in law moments, but years ago I thought I had the flat to myself and was wandering around naked, as I fond of doing, when my flat mate's granny came in to the hallway. We almost collided |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Xmas family meal at the 'out-laws', when I was outed by woman's fuck wit brother.
Joy. "
My favourite story is the one where someone walked in on you banging away on a rug. Tell that one pls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never got on with her mother, though after twenty eight years we have sort of got to an impasse, or we cannot be bothered to argue.
But we had many interesting, not embarrassing, moments.
I suppose the top one was when she chucked something of mine in the wheely bin, I looked in it and she slammed the lid on my head so I threw the bin at her.
Life's dull now |
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me and ex put the in laws to shame as they was bragging all night long that they was going to have a good time
caravans do rock something shocking me and ex had a great night
but the in laws just said you kept us up all night and I didnt get anything
then the other 3 got up and moaned about not being able to sleep due to us both
all we could do was laugh and tease them about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We discovered that my ex's parents were naturists while on holiday with them"
Seeing the reacton to you getting an eye full of my Dad was the funniest thing ever |
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