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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Go on time to admit it, what is inaccurate about your profile? Or perhaps you simply have omitted important info?
Age has to be the most common ermmmm inaccuracy. |
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"Ive had curvy on mine for most of the time as i prwfe the word. But i thought fuck it and put large  "
You madam are NOT large! 
Mine says 'I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'.
For one thing I've never met a man with a disco stick, and if I did the likelihood is that I wouldn't ride it. (dodgy old lady hips). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on time to admit it, what is inaccurate about your profile? Or perhaps you simply have omitted important info?
Age has to be the most common ermmmm inaccuracy."
Only my gender. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go on time to admit it, what is inaccurate about your profile? Or perhaps you simply have omitted important info?
Age has to be the most common ermmmm inaccuracy."
I don't live in Peterborough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had curvy on mine for most of the time as i prwfe the word. But i thought fuck it and put large
You madam are NOT large!
Mine says 'I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'.
For one thing I've never met a man with a disco stick, and if I did the likelihood is that I wouldn't ride it. (dodgy old lady hips)."
Thanks sweetie but I am xx working g on it though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My age is out by 6 months
I make no reference to my OH in it
Take shots at me if ya like, but it's all in vain
Why ?
Because ...
* puts on best Batfink voice
'My wings are made of steeeeel'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My age is out by 6 months
I make no reference to my OH in it
Take shots at me if ya like, but it's all in vain
Why ?
Because ...
* puts on best Batfink voice
'My wings are made of custarrrrd'
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Typo corrected.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slightly different age (as in months, not years), slightly different height, slightly different location, totally different name. Nothing that would shock anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive had curvy on mine for most of the time as i prwfe the word. But i thought fuck it and put large
You madam are NOT large!
Mine says 'I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'.
For one thing I've never met a man with a disco stick, and if I did the likelihood is that I wouldn't ride it. (dodgy old lady hips).
Thanks sweetie but I am xx working g on it though "
You young lady are delish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My age is out by 6 months
I make no reference to my OH in it
Take shots at me if ya like, but it's all in vain
Why ?
Because ...
* puts on best Batfink voice
'My wings are made of custarrrrd'
Typo corrected. "
Now I want custard  |
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I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?
Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't live in a fishing village outside Birmingham, I'm now a mountain guide in Norfolk "
Yes those little hills we have here need a lot of guiding over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?
Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature. "
Why does anyone lie? Hoping the lies will entice someone to have sex with them |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?
Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature.
Why does anyone lie? Hoping the lies will entice someone to have sex with them "
Hmmmmm never thought of that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in Hertforshire not Greater London....few miles of fibbs
Keeps the stalkers from your doorstep ...Ive got a tazer so Im safe "
Not if I wear my rubber body suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only one thing not accurate on my profile. Not a 'Couple' - FS makes me have a Couples profile because hubby is here when we accom and he likes to watch. Well he does live here after all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only one thing not accurate on my profile. Not a 'Couple' - FS makes me have a Couples profile because hubby is here when we accom and he likes to watch. Well he does live here after all. "
No, I'd suggest your profile is accurate.
If there is *always* a third person involved - and that includes a voyeur - then your profile should be that of a couple.
If I came to yours I'd be meeting two people, not one. Even if I was only having sex with one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think there are any inaccuracies in my profile. Why would I post inaccurate information when I am hoping someone will trust me enough to have sex with me?
Apart from that, lying simply isn't in my nature.
Why does anyone lie? Hoping the lies will entice someone to have sex with them "
Oh i don't actualy live in chester im just outside e
it (i put the proper post code in for distance though) but no fucker knows where my little cillage is so the nearest big town works best. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just my name everything else spot on. There must be a lot of people running around with their pants on fire and noses I could bounce on for a week  "
Oh the image  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines accurate....other than I don't live in Tring...just nearby. I am charming...really....i am...and can accom sometimes...no wife...but I rent a room out so a lodger is about. Rest is true tho...x |
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