Australian Open

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

WTF is going on with the Aussie Open?

Wimbledon gets nice fits birds in skimpy cossies but this lot are rubbish. One of them has got a paunchy tummy and no tits. What a fookin rip off!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

aint got the ashes either.

By *oorsgirlWoman over a year ago

rochdale

Q. What's the difference between Ricky Ponting and a Phoenix?

A. A phoenix has a future after the ashes

oops sorry !!!!! couldnt resist x

By *oorsgirlWoman over a year ago

rochdale

Q: What's the Australian version of LBW?

A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

oops again someone put australian in their post title sorry again... but have loads more too xx

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Keep 'em coming _oorsgirl.... and stick a piccie of ya funbags on ya profile so I can have a perv. Ta.