michael jacksons lawyers have revealed michaels funeral plans. He is to be melted down in to dolls in his image so kids can play with him for a change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not bothered about Wacko but Farrah was a goddess, helped me through many a lonely teenage time.......

Died of anal cancel, what a bummer (sorry couldn't resist)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our bloody moby's are not gonna stop coz of Jacko jokes now ffs!

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By *1dKingColeMan over a year ago

east london

The conspiracy theory is that the London gigs where all a set up so they could insure him and claim when they bumped him off, as they knew he could not go through with them!

But it was never the real Michel Jackson anyway!

Fact that its!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No it was the STIG lol

London doctors have said they couldnt comfirm if he was brown bread as over the years hes tried to be the best of both but have called Hovis in to comfirm for sure!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im sick of hearing bout it already ffs, the uri spoon bender gelli never saw this coming did he lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been saying for years that 50 years after Michael Jackson dies they could open his coffin and say, "Oh look, it's Michael Jackson!"

I said to Siren only a few days ago that I couldn't imagine him as an old man. More famous than Jesus and up there with Elvis now I guess. Love him or loathe him, he's gone and that's that. R.I.P.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I don't care what anyone thinks about Jacko but I still think thriller is one of the greatest albums ever

Also I do feel for farrah she was an icon and a goddess and its a shame she did'nt get to marry Ryan O Neil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't care what anyone thinks about Jacko but I still think thriller is one of the greatest albums ever

Also I do feel for farrah she was an icon and a goddess and its a shame she did'nt get to marry Ryan O Neil

"
great album

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"I don't care what anyone thinks about Jacko but I still think thriller is one of the greatest albums ever

Also I do feel for farrah she was an icon and a goddess and its a shame she did'nt get to marry Ryan O Neil

great album

I was dancing to it on sat night in someones kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

enough said cool album though did you have any clothes on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who cares, certainly not us, but I suppose the phone companies are going to be clapping their hands now looking at their profits go up by the millions of txts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"enough said cool album though did you have any clothes on?

I did but could have easily taken them off...im not sure they would have appreciated it though.....im gonna work on it,they're vanillas but may be swayed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Who cares, certainly not us, but I suppose the phone companies are going to be clapping their hands now looking at their profits go up by the millions of txts."

so you've never heard a Jackson song and jumped up and danced to it?

you are probably the only people in the world then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who cares, certainly not us, but I suppose the phone companies are going to be clapping their hands now looking at their profits go up by the millions of txts."
true and the sport news paper will report seeing him on the moon alive and well with elvis driving a double decker bus ...o what a world we live in some people live in gaga land ......think about it people ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who cares, certainly not us, but I suppose the phone companies are going to be clapping their hands now looking at their profits go up by the millions of txts.true and the sport news paper will report seeing him on the moon alive and well with elvis driving a double decker bus ...o what a world we live in some people live in gaga land ......think about it people ?

Well he gets around a bit then coz I just saw him down the chippie with John Lennon!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we have heard his albums and in the early years he was good, but the last 1 or so he was crap still each to their own opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet his 3 kids blew a sigh of relief and said, "Can we take these fucking masks off now!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do you think i will get a refund bought my sis tickets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

think they will have to give refunds but can you tell me why when I didnt even like him I feel upset and only remember one of his songs from 1972

Ben which was probably his first hit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Who cares, certainly not us, but I suppose the phone companies are going to be clapping their hands now looking at their profits go up by the millions of txts.

so you've never heard a Jackson song and jumped up and danced to it?

you are probably the only people in the world then

Two people as i havent either

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By *eznhannahCouple over a year ago

leeds

really didnt have a lot of time for the musician and certainly not the man, but the shit jokes piss me off, cos he was a son a brother and a dad, he also brought joy to millions, so for that

r i p jacko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jacko, Farrah and Jeff Goldblum R.I.P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeff Goldblum is not dead it was a hoax a new zeland website published a hoax story and the news agencies picked up on it and started saying he was dead with out finding out the truth first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to see him in concert in Leeds years ago, was a good one till near the end when he fell to his knees on stage and pretended to cry, I left at that point thinking what a dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet his 3 kids blew a sigh of relief and said, "Can we take these fucking masks off now!"

And we no longer run the risk of being dangled from a 10th story window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good news for Jacko fans:

They plan on recycling him, Michael Jackson carrier bag anyone - they come in black or white !

plans are afoot to stamp CDs directly from his body, but that's just Off The Wall.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bllody hell, ive just woke up to 10 jacko jokes, yep the fone companys really are rubbing there hands together. again lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its only ten o clock and im already sick to bleeding death of hearing about it. Ive put myself on a media blackout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

. Whats the diference between michael jackson and alex ferguson? Ferguson will be playing giggs next season

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jeff Goldblum is not dead it was a hoax a new zeland website published a hoax story and the news agencies picked up on it and started saying he was dead with out finding out the truth first "

Awww thanks for that, cheered me up! I like him xxx

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"I don't care what anyone thinks about Jacko but I still think thriller is one of the greatest albums ever

Also I do feel for farrah she was an icon and a goddess and its a shame she did'nt get to marry Ryan O Neil

yeah it was a great album ...but it would of been a great album recorded by anyone with a voice ...it was not written by Jacko, but by the british songwriter Rod Templeton ...now that guy has a catalogue to be proud of,we tried to license his tracks once for a famoous songwriters series but hell its like most of the greatest songs ever written in the the 80s-90s were written by him .

Ohhh yeah not forgetting the production talents of quincy Jones whose own album razzamatazz was groundbreaking and one of frank sinatras team ..

no wonder it was good !!

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"I don't care what anyone thinks about Jacko but I still think thriller is one of the greatest albums ever

Also I do feel for farrah she was an icon and a goddess and its a shame she did'nt get to marry Ryan O Neil

Ohhh yeah not forgetting the production talents of quincy Jones whose own album razzamatazz was groundbreaking and one of frank sinatras team ..

no wonder it was good !!"

oops re above thats Rod Temperton

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By *umourCouple over a year ago

Rushden

I won't miss Jacko! But I will miss being so popular!!! I had more texts this morning than in the last 6 weeks lol

Ok, off to get an MJ burger from Maccy D's

50 year old meat in 10 year old buns lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Farrah Fawcett turned up at the Pearly Gates to be met by St Peter, who looked at her quizzicaly for a moment before asking, "Aren't you the woman who married the man they rebuilt?" Farrah answered, "Yes, I am, why?" St Peter replied, "He's just arrived!"

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By *randmrsdisco2008Couple over a year ago

port glasgow

well cant believe what we`ve read on this thread............. the guy was a bloody peadophile,yes i know he was never convicted but $20million to first victim and pay-off at last case????,dont get us wrong his music was good but the man wasnt to be trusted with kids,hope he degrades quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the hell, go away for two weeks and come back to find there's more stiffs than a FAB night-out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldn't of said that any better myself mrandmrsdisco!!!!

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By *ust_PhilMan over a year ago

Worksop

For Sale:

One white glove, slightly stained middle finger.

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"For Sale:

One white glove, slightly stained middle finger.

Sorry - had to use it on myself just to make sure it was genuine...

Was it good...???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For Sale:

One white glove, slightly stained middle finger.

Sorry - had to use it on myself just to make sure it was genuine...

Am I good...???"

You have some real insecurity issues going on there hon. Best check in for some therapy, pronot!

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"For Sale:

One white glove, slightly stained middle finger.

Sorry - had to use it on myself just to make sure it was genuine...

Am I good...???

You have some real insecurity issues going on there hon. Best check in for some therapy, pronot!

PRONOT??????????

If ya gonna misquote at least do it with style......lol....xxxx

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"For Sale:

One white glove, slightly stained middle finger.

Sorry - had to use it on myself just to make sure it was genuine...

Am I good...???

You have some real insecurity issues going on there hon. Best check in for some therapy,

yeah you know i am getting good at checking prostrates wishy and yours was easy to find and resembled a chickens egg...the glove works really will ..i can check tonsils with it after too

uuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh you both disgust me ....!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"For Sale:

One white glove, slightly stained middle finger.

Sorry - had to use it on myself just to make sure it was genuine...

Am I good...???

You have some real insecurity issues going on there hon. Best check in for some therapy,

yeah you know i am getting good at checking prostrates wishy and yours was easy to find and resembled a chickens egg...the glove works really will ..i can check tonsils with it after too

oooooooooooooooooooooh you both so turn me on....!!!!!"

You are SICK Pd - sick!!!!!!!!

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