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Conversation about the cat forever running across the keyboard on my mum's laptop...
Mum's husband - careful, doing that and she'll accidentally order a sex toy one of these days.
Mum - if she does it'll end up in her backside.
I had to bite my lip to stop myself from telling them that it wouldn't be advisable to do that if it was a mains-powered wand.  |
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"Conversation about the cat forever running across the keyboard on my mum's laptop...
Mum's husband - careful, doing that and she'll accidentally order a sex toy one of these days.
Mum - if she does it'll end up in her backside.
I had to bite my lip to stop myself from telling them that it wouldn't be advisable to do that if it was a mains-powered wand. "
I dunno, there's been a few strange things stuffed up pussy's judging by the pictures posted on this site! |
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"Conversation about the cat forever running across the keyboard on my mum's laptop...
Mum's husband - careful, doing that and she'll accidentally order a sex toy one of these days.
Mum - if she does it'll end up in her backside.
I had to bite my lip to stop myself from telling them that it wouldn't be advisable to do that if it was a mains-powered wand.
I dunno, there's been a few strange things stuffed up pussy's judging by the pictures posted on this site!"
 true!
One of my novelty photos involves a Fab lolly actually. Best not to ask. |
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Our eldest borrowed Frisky's phone and whilst he was using it a text came through. He decided to open it, it was from a playmate. He was convinced she was having an affair...
We told him that it was from a friend who sent silly messages to both off us... |
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