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"Where are you in the fab family.?
Are you Mam..Dad or feel like a long lost cousin.?
Were between long lost cousin and nosey neighbour
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I'm the embarrassing great aunt that still wears short skirts and thigh boots and ogles all the young men lol. |
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I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums. |
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"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums. " mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again |
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"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young' " hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you |
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"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums. mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again "
Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!
( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger) |
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"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums. mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again
Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!
( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger) "
Genius...thanks mum |
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"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums. mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again
Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!
( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger)
Genius...thanks mum "
Won't work I get em too so ner ner nerrrr |
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"I'm the mum who wants to feed everyone a good homemade meal and dispense hot chocolate with marshmallows late at night to the insomniacs who haunt the forums. mum mum zoyas been knicking my make up again
Tell her you've got a cold sore and she's gonna get HERPES!!!!!
( stopped my sister pinching my lippies when younger)
Genius...thanks mum
Won't work I get em too so ner ner nerrrr"
........ or spots ........ they're contagious aren't they? |
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The obscure 2nd cousin, recognised in a 'ah yeah, forgot about him' kind of way, brief 2 min 'alright, what you up to these days' mandatory courtesy conversation before scuttling off to chat to Auntie Nellie about her chillblains and ultimately then forgotten about until bumping into him again around the buffet at Auntie Flo's funeral |
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"The obscure 2nd cousin, recognised in a 'ah yeah, forgot about him' kind of way, brief 2 min 'alright, what you up to these days' mandatory courtesy conversation before scuttling off to chat to Auntie Nellie about her chillblains and ultimately then forgotten about until bumping into him again around the buffet at Auntie Flo's funeral "
You really are my second cousin once removed aren't you?! |
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"The obscure 2nd cousin, recognised in a 'ah yeah, forgot about him' kind of way, brief 2 min 'alright, what you up to these days' mandatory courtesy conversation before scuttling off to chat to Auntie Nellie about her chillblains and ultimately then forgotten about until bumping into him again around the buffet at Auntie Flo's funeral
You really are my second cousin once removed aren't you?!"
Cousin Laine ..... is that ... *really* you?? |
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"I'm the aunt who only shows up to disgrace herself at family do's. You know the one who dances on the table and flashes her pants. That's me."
Hold on, I'm just putting "dancing queen" on..... |
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"Ooh I'll be the slightly crazy old aunt who's got 12 cats and knits everyone scarfs and reminisces about the stuff I used to get up to 'when I was young' hope you don't take yer knitting needles on planes one guy here would be scared of you "
I know... I wonder where he lives. I could chase him up the street with my needles on a windy day it'll frighten the life out of him |
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This is definitely the best thread! I'd love to have a family with all you guys in it! Lol.
I think I'd be the still-unmarried cousin that everyone's a bit worried about because she just bought a Ferrari and started an allotment. |
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"You decide for me ali. I think I'm the unconventional grandma, the one the kids love cause she's to much of a soft touch " Finally internet back on ,,, I think the tiara abd wellies would suit you |
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"I'm the aunt who only shows up to disgrace herself at family do's. You know the one who dances on the table and flashes her pants. That's me.
Hold on, I'm just putting "dancing queen" on....."
*Checks for pants, clambers ungracefully onto the table, swigs wine from the bottle* |
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