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Tell them at one point the male lead gets an erection and accidentally penetrates the female lead, but swear that you can't remember what part of the performance it happens, then when it ends and they say "oh yeah when did he fuck the bird then" say oh they must of edited it out"
Unless there's kid present, then it's a bad idea lol |
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"Set up a couple of board games then leave them to it  "
They like the television on in the background and the television is next to the dining table. I need to hear the music too,they argue over every game  |
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"My family to let me watch the Carlos Acosta ballet I taped off the television yesterday?
I need to be devious or play on their consciences. "
Do you? Won't they just accept that you would like to see it and let you get on with it?  |
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"Tell them at one point the male lead gets an erection and accidentally penetrates the female lead, but swear that you can't remember what part of the performance it happens, then when it ends and they say "oh yeah when did he fuck the bird then" say oh they must of edited it out"
Unless there's kid present, then it's a bad idea lol"
If the children weren't here I'd be watching the ballet  |
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"Set up a couple of board games then leave them to it
They like the television on in the background and the television is next to the dining table. I need to hear the music too,they argue over every game "
Oh on that case lock them in the shed  .
Any chance of watching when they're in bed or trading off against something they want to watch later? |
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"My family to let me watch the Carlos Acosta ballet I taped off the television yesterday?
I need to be devious or play on their consciences.
Do you? Won't they just accept that you would like to see it and let you get on with it? "
Nope,I have last dibs on the remote. I'm trying to negotiate at the moment. The sensible thing to do would be wait until everyone is out,but that won't be until school is back. I'm dying to watch it! |
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"My family to let me watch the Carlos Acosta ballet I taped off the television yesterday?
I need to be devious or play on their consciences.
Do you? Won't they just accept that you would like to see it and let you get on with it?
Nope,I have last dibs on the remote. I'm trying to negotiate at the moment. The sensible thing to do would be wait until everyone is out,but that won't be until school is back. I'm dying to watch it!"
I realised they were kids later on. Bribery, extortion and threats is your way forward. |
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"Set up a couple of board games then leave them to it
They like the television on in the background and the television is next to the dining table. I need to hear the music too,they argue over every game
Oh on that case lock them in the shed .
Any chance of watching when they're in bed or trading off against something they want to watch later?"
I have no say whatsoever regarding television viewing. I don't usually watch anything that someone else isn't watching. I'm going home tomorrow for a few days so I won't be able to watch it. |
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"My family to let me watch the Carlos Acosta ballet I taped off the television yesterday?
I need to be devious or play on their consciences.
Do you? Won't they just accept that you would like to see it and let you get on with it?
Nope,I have last dibs on the remote. I'm trying to negotiate at the moment. The sensible thing to do would be wait until everyone is out,but that won't be until school is back. I'm dying to watch it!
I realised they were kids later on. Bribery, extortion and threats is your way forward. "
They are like the Ronnie and Reggie of Essex. They scare me. If it was a short program it wouldn't be so bad,but it's Carmen and they will be bored. |
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"Set up a couple of board games then leave them to it
They like the television on in the background and the television is next to the dining table. I need to hear the music too,they argue over every game
Oh on that case lock them in the shed .
Any chance of watching when they're in bed or trading off against something they want to watch later?
I have no say whatsoever regarding television viewing. I don't usually watch anything that someone else isn't watching. I'm going home tomorrow for a few days so I won't be able to watch it. "
Oh . You might be waiting until term starts then |
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"Tell them at one point the male lead gets an erection and accidentally penetrates the female lead, but swear that you can't remember what part of the performance it happens, then when it ends and they say "oh yeah when did he fuck the bird then" say oh they must of edited it out"
Unless there's kid present, then it's a bad idea lol
If the children weren't here I'd be watching the ballet "
Oh bribery then, just bribe them, tell them they can have a pound a minuet to share at the sales if they quietly sit and watch it with you |
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"Tell them at one point the male lead gets an erection and accidentally penetrates the female lead, but swear that you can't remember what part of the performance it happens, then when it ends and they say "oh yeah when did he fuck the bird then" say oh they must of edited it out"
Unless there's kid present, then it's a bad idea lol
If the children weren't here I'd be watching the ballet
Oh bribery then, just bribe them, tell them they can have a pound a minuet to share at the sales if they quietly sit and watch it with you"
That would cost me £120. I'm not Rothschild  |
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"Set up a couple of board games then leave them to it
They like the television on in the background and the television is next to the dining table. I need to hear the music too,they argue over every game
Oh on that case lock them in the shed .
Any chance of watching when they're in bed or trading off against something they want to watch later?
I have no say whatsoever regarding television viewing. I don't usually watch anything that someone else isn't watching. I'm going home tomorrow for a few days so I won't be able to watch it.
Oh . You might be waiting until term starts then"
I'm trying to make them realise that ballet is an important part of their education  |
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"Tell them at one point the male lead gets an erection and accidentally penetrates the female lead, but swear that you can't remember what part of the performance it happens, then when it ends and they say "oh yeah when did he fuck the bird then" say oh they must of edited it out"
Unless there's kid present, then it's a bad idea lol
If the children weren't here I'd be watching the ballet
Oh bribery then, just bribe them, tell them they can have a pound a minuet to share at the sales if they quietly sit and watch it with you
That would cost me £120. I'm not Rothschild "
He stated minuet... Must be less of them than minutes  |
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"Tell them at one point the male lead gets an erection and accidentally penetrates the female lead, but swear that you can't remember what part of the performance it happens, then when it ends and they say "oh yeah when did he fuck the bird then" say oh they must of edited it out"
Unless there's kid present, then it's a bad idea lol
If the children weren't here I'd be watching the ballet
Oh bribery then, just bribe them, tell them they can have a pound a minuet to share at the sales if they quietly sit and watch it with you
That would cost me £120. I'm not Rothschild
He stated minuet... Must be less of them than minutes "
Oh yea! I don't recall there being any minuets in Carmen |
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"My family to let me watch the Carlos Acosta ballet I taped off the television yesterday?
I need to be devious or play on their consciences.
tie them to chairs and make them watch it "
I'm outnumbered. They are watching Annie for the zillionth time at the moment  |
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