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Monday afternoon madness spoof of single guy moaning
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am a single guy who's sick of this site, you lezzas delete my message without replying how bloody rude. I send message saying fancy a fuck please. I always say please and you block me. Who do you think you are? You should be begging for my cock ad you ain't gonna get a better offer. Been on her months and not one meet you misterable cows.
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remember this is a spoof of the typical single guy moaning |
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"I am a single guy who's sick of this site, you lezzas delete my message without replying how bloody rude. I send message saying fancy a fuck please. I always say please and you block me. Who do you think you are? You should be begging for my cock ad you ain't gonna get a better offer. Been on her months and not one meet you misterable cows.
******
remember this is a spoof of the typical single guy moaning"
ur rite man, they iz all lezzers if they dunna wont ower cock up em, byches.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a single guy who's sick of this site, you lezzas delete my message without replying how bloody rude. I send message saying fancy a fuck please. I always say please and you block me. Who do you think you are? You should be begging for my cock ad you ain't gonna get a better offer. Been on her months and not one meet you misterable cows.
******
remember this is a spoof of the typical single guy moaning"
Poor Double Bluff For Attention?  |
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"I am a single guy who's sick of this site, you lezzas delete my message without replying how bloody rude. I send message saying fancy a fuck please. I always say please and you block me. Who do you think you are? You should be begging for my cock ad you ain't gonna get a better offer. Been on her months and not one meet you misterable cows.
******
remember this is a spoof of the typical single guy moaning
Poor Double Bluff For Attention? "
He's new I think.. thought I'd help.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a single guy who's sick of this site, you lezzas delete my message without replying how bloody rude. I send message saying fancy a fuck please. I always say please and you block me. Who do you think you are? You should be begging for my cock ad you ain't gonna get a better offer. Been on her months and not one meet you misterable cows.
******
remember this is a spoof of the typical single guy moaning
Poor Double Bluff For Attention? "
Cynic.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here "
I do
Hence the |
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"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here "
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
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no ever post goes like this.......... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
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still waiting on you sucking my cock in the tesco car park!!!  |
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"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
still waiting on you sucking my cock in the tesco car park!!! "
No way you sicko!
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I shop at Adsda. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
still waiting on you sucking my cock in the tesco car park!!!
No way you sicko!
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I shop at Adsda. "
who mentioned shopping?? xx |
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"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
still waiting on you sucking my cock in the tesco car park!!!
No way you sicko!
.
I shop at Adsda.
who mentioned shopping?? xx"
Dunno what's worse you shopping at Tecso's or having a cock!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
still waiting on you sucking my cock in the tesco car park!!!
No way you sicko!
.
I shop at Adsda.
who mentioned shopping?? xx
Dunno what's worse you shopping at Tecso's or having a cock!! "
Tesco!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
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"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
still waiting on you sucking my cock in the tesco car park!!!
No way you sicko!
.
I shop at Adsda.
who mentioned shopping?? xx
Dunno what's worse you shopping at Tecso's or having a cock!!
Tesco!!!! "
*shudders*
Right I'm off, and I'll be having words with a certain clean bloke to check if you really do have a cock.
xx Nutter xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
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What if it was six of his mates?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
What if it was six of his mates? "
That's cheating. You stay on the database but are tagged as a slut and available to all men regardless of age or race.  |
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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago
harrow |
"Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
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Sounds like a plan. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"It's a spoof! I'm not looking for attention I don't need it, it was a spoof about all the single guys moaning on here. Some people really don't understand a joke on here
...don't panic, every post goes like this!!
still waiting on you sucking my cock in the tesco car park!!!
No way you sicko!
.
I shop at Adsda.
who mentioned shopping?? xx
Dunno what's worse you shopping at Tecso's or having a cock!!
Tesco!!!!
*shudders*
Right I'm off, and I'll be having words with a certain clean bloke to check if you really do have a cock.
xx Nutter xx"
he's sworn to secrecy!!! |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
What if it was six of his mates?
That's cheating. You stay on the database but are tagged as a slut and available to all men regardless of age or race. "
I wondered what this ankle braclet was for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
What if it was six of his mates?
That's cheating. You stay on the database but are tagged as a slut and available to all men regardless of age or race.
I wondered what this ankle braclet was for? "
Oh you should see where you are on the database. You have Nos 1, 2, 3 etc.. well you're AAA+ which comes up top in ANY search. |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
What if it was six of his mates?
That's cheating. You stay on the database but are tagged as a slut and available to all men regardless of age or race.
I wondered what this ankle braclet was for?
Oh you should see where you are on the database. You have Nos 1, 2, 3 etc.. well you're AAA+ which comes up top in ANY search. "
Im special LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I think every single woman should go on a national database of available snatch that's reasrchable by post code and an online booking system for single guys to use so they can release all that pent up frustration.
Obv, if the women get a b/f their details are only removed from the database after they been with him for 4 weeks and have sucked his cock till he's cum in her mouth, taken it up the arse and given at least two of his mates a blowjob in the smoking area of their local pub.
What if it was six of his mates?
That's cheating. You stay on the database but are tagged as a slut and available to all men regardless of age or race.
I wondered what this ankle braclet was for?
Oh you should see where you are on the database. You have Nos 1, 2, 3 etc.. well you're AAA+ which comes up top in ANY search.
Im special LOL"
Oh you're special alright! |
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