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over a year ago
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Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done?"
 bloody hell woman you want a roll of bubble wrap for Christmas hugs better xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done?"
Nothing that bad but the most clumsy thing I've ever done was I was shagging a girl that had a shelf right above her bed. As I came I arched my back and hit my head on the shelf, knocked a load of CDs off that came crashing down on both of us. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Iv always been pretty accident prone, iv previously broken both ankles (separate occasions) right wrist multiple times, broken fingers and toes, collar bone, all from daft accidents. Today I tripped over the hoover while at the top of the stairs managed not to take a dive down them, instead I crashed into a doorframe, and have spent the afternoon in A and E. Not broken as far as they can tell tho its so swollen they can't guarantee it, if it's as painful in a week, back for more xrays. So what have you guys done?
Nothing that bad but the most clumsy thing I've ever done was I was shagging a girl that had a shelf right above her bed. As I came I arched my back and hit my head on the shelf, knocked a load of CDs off that came crashing down on both of us."
That's 1 way to see stars!!!  |
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Never broken anything or done anything major.
Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.
Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never broken anything or done anything major.
Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.
Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though "
Ouch!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never broken anything or done anything major.
Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.
Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though
Ouch! "
Yes and it was an ordinary knofe not a sharp cutting one!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Never broken anything or done anything major.
Two christmas eves ago though i almost cut the top of my finger off making a pie. Spent thr rest of christmas eve in a&e.
Got out of cooking dinner for 7 though
Ouch!
Yes and it was an ordinary knofe not a sharp cutting one! "
usually worse with blunt instruments! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If there's a drink on the floor and I'm around, move it.
My big, stupid feet will probably knock it over.
You been here before? With that eye pic?"
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