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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My frail 85 year old mother in law would love to visit us for Christmas but unfortunately is allergic to cats so around the 15th of December every year we buy a young kitten. This plays havoc with her asthma and means that she cannot visit.

Around the first week of January we get rid of it leaving us catless for the year.

C...

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

a cat is for life

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Damn it....should read things first before I decide to be witty

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"a cat is for life"

I wish my mother in law wasn't

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A cat is for Christmas not your wife.

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By *manda63Woman  over a year ago

Southampton


"My frail 85 year old mother in law would love to visit us for Christmas but unfortunately is allergic to cats so around the 15th of December every year we buy a young kitten. This plays havoc with her asthma and means that she cannot visit.

Around the first week of January we get rid of it leaving us catless for the year.

C...

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I'm hoping this is a joke post but as a adult with a elderly mother and a sick father in law and a cat owner, I have the horrible feeling it is not. what happened to the Christmas spirit?

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

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"My frail 85 year old mother in law would love to visit us for Christmas but unfortunately is allergic to cats so around the 15th of December every year we buy a young kitten. This plays havoc with her asthma and means that she cannot visit.

Around the first week of January we get rid of it leaving us catless for the year.

C...

I'm hoping this is a joke post but as a adult with a elderly mother and a sick father in law and a cat owner, I have the horrible feeling it is not. what happened to the Christmas spirit? "

If course it is

I'm lucky as I have neither a cat or a mother in law

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"My frail 85 year old mother in law would love to visit us for Christmas but unfortunately is allergic to cats so around the 15th of December every year we buy a young kitten. This plays havoc with her asthma and means that she cannot visit.

Around the first week of January we get rid of it leaving us catless for the year.

C...

I'm hoping this is a joke post but as a adult with a elderly mother and a sick father in law and a cat owner, I have the horrible feeling it is not. what happened to the Christmas spirit? "

the cat is a pest deterrent

The past drank all the Christmas spirit, mainly two bottles of gin

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

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"My frail 85 year old mother in law would love to visit us for Christmas but unfortunately is allergic to cats so around the 15th of December every year we buy a young kitten. This plays havoc with her asthma and means that she cannot visit.

Around the first week of January we get rid of it leaving us catless for the year.

C...

I'm hoping this is a joke post but as a adult with a elderly mother and a sick father in law and a cat owner, I have the horrible feeling it is not. what happened to the Christmas spirit? the cat is a pest deterrent

The past drank all the Christmas spirit, mainly two bottles of gin"

Was it Marley

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Meant pest

She drank the sherry for the trifle as well

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

No wonder you get a cat then, it's cheaper

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Never did find her false teeth after she sneezed while stuffing the turkey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My poor son in laws have nothing to deter me from visiting. Except the grandchildren

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wish I could have something to deter my mother in law, I can handle a day with the ex husband that's like an everyday thing but having her round I'm starting to get all nervous and feel sick at the thought of spending a day with a woman that clearly doesn't like me anymore

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We also hang garlic on the front door and all opening windows in case the cat escapes.

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