Funny status's

By *idsAndy OP Man over a year ago

Worcestershire

What's the best status you've seen recently, funny or witty etc?

Mine is:

"Just got my rota and realised I sucked the right guys cock"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have gone for carol based status messages this week

Lol

we three kings of orient are ,selling knickers £1 a pair, how fantastic no elastic , following yonder star :0)

By *idsAndy OP Man over a year ago

Worcestershire

"I have gone for carol based status messages this week

Lol

we three kings of orient are ,selling knickers £1 a pair, how fantastic no elastic , following yonder star :0)

Brilliant

By *hortieWoman over a year ago

Northampton

status: "damn nearly out of cigs .. best go get sum more".

profile: non smoker.

PAHAHAHAHAaaaa love it