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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?
I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp. 
(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)
Anyone else have one? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?
I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp.
(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)
Anyone else have one? "
yes but i wont put it up in the forum  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?
I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp.
(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)
Anyone else have one? "
Ohhh lord how many do you want?
*nipps off to type up a couple of sheets of A4"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers! 
On men? 
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Of course! "
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Manicured as in buffed nails, not biten, no rough skin and hang nails etc... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"geeks, i'm a geek freak.
if they were spectacles, even better!"
*wear *sigh*...i'm not after a pair of tortoise shell lenses that have been reincarnated |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
One thing I had a couple do for me, and they`ve posted it on their hard porn site as it turned out so good, was to have the lady in a dress and the husband "modified" it with a pair of scissors until there was nothing left of it. The scenario they portrayed was that the lady of the house had to wear a certain colour dress to a function she had to attend. The dress she chose was her only one of that colour so she no option but wear it. When the man saw it, he voiced his disgust of how dowdy the dress looked and offered to alter it to make it look better which the lady agreed to. The alterations started, then the man got carried away, cutting the hemline way above the crotch, cutting the back away completely, cutting holes for her tits to protrude through and so on until all that was left was little more than a belt!
They said they had immense fun doing it and there was a complete additional film of the out-takes which were mainly of them getting so turned on and shagging! Not what in the original draft! |
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"Hands, I have this thing about nice hands, with long manicured fingers!
On men?
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Of course!
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Manicured as in buffed nails, not biten, no rough skin and hang nails etc... "
I'm out on three, maybe four counts.
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Oh come on ladies!!! Don't leave me dangling out here by myself... I cant as it will be used against me later lol
Nonsense.
We'll use it against you now.
Spill da' beans, biatch."
Ha! I know I know! Ner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"love to get my head between a mans thighs and use my tongue on anything and everything in between...lol"
oh, is that a weird kink.....finally! i have one!
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"love to get my head between a mans thighs and use my tongue on anything and everything in between...lol
I'll be ya test model and im on mi way now!!"
With a cock that size, half of you is probably at her front door already. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...
Metal rods? Into penis?
*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*
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Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol |
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Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...
Metal rods? Into penis?
*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*
Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol"
Not at all.
But please, stay out of my one.
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
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Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...
Metal rods? Into penis?
*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*
Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol"
I'm scared to ask... what do you do to women?!
*hides behind hands*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suddenly my lisp thing pales into insignificance...
Metal rods? Into penis?
*crosses legs on behalf of the boys*
Told you I should of stayed out of this one lol
I'm scared to ask... what do you do to women?!
*hides behind hands*
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Oh they are unisex rods |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then."
Ha! You want me to sit still while you poke things where they're not meant to go? Dream on! |
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"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then."
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me! |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!"
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!"
Cute!!!??!!!....How very dare you!....desired effect in the end though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?! "
lmao. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!
lmao."
what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!
lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go "
Will bring it to the social.x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!
lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go
Will bring it to the social.x"
wooooooooooohooooooooooo!! |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!
lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go
Will bring it to the social.x"
Oooooh can you take me too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there anything that's a bit different that turns you on?
I have a bit of a thing for lisps... I have no idea why but it gives me the horn when I hear/see someone speaking with a lisp.
(Just to be clear, I don't think it's weird to have a lisp, I think it's weird that it gives me the horn!)
Anyone else have one? "
one what? a lisp???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!
lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go
Will bring it to the social.x
Oooooh can you take me too!! "
Absolutely |
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"*suggest running like fuck*
My morbid curiosity leaves me rooted to the spot!
Great, no need for the restraints then.
To think I perved your profile and thought you were really quite cute'n'stuff.
Now you just scare the living shit out of me!
Suppose a threesome is out of the question then?!
lmao.what about the vacbed, im still waiting for a go
Will bring it to the social.x
Oooooh can you take me too!! "
Can feel a new thread coming on;
"Things you wished you never said"
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By *drianukMan
over a year ago
Spain, Lancs |
I've always enjoyed women's feet. I love women to wear peep toes or strappy sandals. I can't explain it although I discovered the pleasure of sucking a woman's big toe when I was a teenager and that may have something to do with it |
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"Can feel a new thread coming on;
"Things you wished you never said"
I've got this far in life with no regrets... I'm pretty sure that'll continue. "
Ooooooh, look at you.
Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooooh, look at you.
Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends.
Awwww... I'm sure the tough girls would let you play too! "
Of course we will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooooh, look at you.
Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends.
Awwww... I'm sure the tough girls would let you play too!
Of course we will "
i'm thinking of aesops fables when the fox invited the hen to dinner...only the hen was the dinner.... |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Ooooooh, look at you.
Going all 'leather' in your avatar to try and fit in with your new 'tough girl' friends.
Awwww... I'm sure the tough girls would let you play too!
Of course we will
i'm thinking of aesops fables when the fox invited the hen to dinner...only the hen was the dinner...."
That's what we're all thinking!! |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"geeks, i'm a geek freak.
if they were spectacles, even better!
Me too... and if he had a lisp and is a bit scruffy I think I'd marry him!
Does a paper cut on my tongue count? "
Well yeah... I guess that could be classed as a bit scruffy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a weird one.. get turned on when horses blow down the back of my neck.
So needless to say I don't let em do it anymore! but if a man stands behind me and gently moves my hair to the side of my neck and blows and nibbles down the back of my neck- WOW! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks
Pervert
you liked it "
Nah cos can't get the flip flops on properly with pop socks on cos of the toe-bar lol |
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"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks
Pervert
you liked it
Nah cos can't get the flip flops on properly with pop socks on cos of the toe-bar lol"
The decil, as they say, is in the detail. Besides which, socks and sandals is surely one of the biggest 'fashion' no no's... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being whipped with Nettles whilst wearing Flip Flops and Pop Socks
Pervert
you liked it
Nah cos can't get the flip flops on properly with pop socks on cos of the toe-bar lol"
Toeless Pop Socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!"
Get out you your barred, said in a deep voice |
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"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!"
I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!
I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat "
OMG! plural bouncers never crossed my mind before now!!! im going to have to go to a club and be really naughty! |
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"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!
I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat
OMG! plural bouncers never crossed my mind before now!!! im going to have to go to a club and be really naughty! "
You must tell us your 'findings' once you have conducted your very thorough scientific survey.
Now, how do I get a bouncer's licence... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i find bouncers really turn me on despite being a bit of an anarchist and hating any kind of authority, my head says no no no ,but my body certainly would!
I doubt the bouncers would say no either! Is it just 'bouncers' as a type that attracts you (ie one at a time) or bouncers (plural). Sorry to be a pedant, I'll get my coat
OMG! plural bouncers never crossed my mind before now!!! im going to have to go to a club and be really naughty!
You must tell us your 'findings' once you have conducted your very thorough scientific survey.
Now, how do I get a bouncer's licence..."
SIA and will cost you couple hundred for course then £245 for license lol |
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"i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x"
Yeah, I get it. Kind of like the fireman cradling the baby. Strength controlled.
MrLongLegs - life is all about timing my friend and you might just be in the right job at the right place(ish) at the right time. Luckly Long Legs from now on. Thanks for the info, I'm off to see if I can get a grant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x
Yeah, I get it. Kind of like the fireman cradling the baby. Strength controlled.
MrLongLegs - life is all about timing my friend and you might just be in the right job at the right place(ish) at the right time. Luckly Long Legs from now on. Thanks for the info, I'm off to see if I can get a grant "
Its not all about hot women wearing next to nothing getting pissed as you do get some idiots that wanna fight for the sake of it but hey its enjoyable  |
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"i think its to do with large men being constrained by suits they wouldnt normally wear and their power being conspicuous but under control, if you see what i mean? x
Yeah, I get it. Kind of like the fireman cradling the baby. Strength controlled.
MrLongLegs - life is all about timing my friend and you might just be in the right job at the right place(ish) at the right time. Luckly Long Legs from now on. Thanks for the info, I'm off to see if I can get a grant
Its not all about hot women wearing next to nothing getting pissed as you do get some idiots that wanna fight for the sake of it but hey its enjoyable "
I dare say, rough with the smooth (or neatly trimmed) and all that. All joking aside there are plenty of muppets out there. If there weren't then bouncers wouldn't have much to do.  |
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