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What is your favourite/cheesiest chat up line?
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over a year ago
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M: Was your father a thief?
F: Why? because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes?
M: No,because you look like the bloke who nicked my bike
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue"
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull out yor pockets inside out) Would you like to?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one our son used
him: can i buy you a drink
her: i have a boyfriend
him: i have a maths test
her: what are you on about maths test
him: sorry i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"one our son used
him: can i buy you a drink
her: i have a boyfriend
him: i have a maths test
her: what are you on about maths test
him: sorry i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
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I like his style! He will go far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one I liked was one my best mate used. He approached a pretty girl in a swanky wine bar and asked her "Excuse me, is there a condom machine in the ladies loos?" She said "Yes, why?"
He answered "Get some, you've pulled"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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funniest was; "here's 20p, go ring your mum...tell her i'll be another half hour"
worst; you look like you could be a right dirty bitch
cheesiest: you ever had a parrot? bet you've had a cockatoo
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over a year ago
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when i was a kid at the school disco i think my worst chat up line was "err would you errrrr like to errrrr you dont have to if you dont want errrrr but i was errrrr thinking errrrrr would you like to errrrrrrrrr" thats as far as it went i looked up from the floor and she had walked off i didnt even know, ahhhh to be young again lol |
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