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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you deserve at least a sarnie from her lol

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Tina! Bring some forum suicide insurance forms in quickly.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"you deserve at least a sarnie from her lol"

Yeah, at least a fish finger butty though

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

is her name palm..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you deserve at least a sarnie from her lol"

im in two minds . Order a take away and fuk her till it comes . Munch then fuk her again lol :s decisions decisions

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"is her name palm..?

no that was last night lol :p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww its lovely when you wake up from a dream and think it was real isnt it??

baha x

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By *ohnkezCouple over a year ago

shefiield

Send her for a takeaway be a gent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Send her for a takeaway be a gent

iv asked is she hungry but she aint lol . Maybe iv stuffed her a bit to much

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aww its lovely when you wake up from a dream and think it was real isnt it??

baha x"

i am very much awake and have been all day lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All the men who invited me into their homes got up and made me food or tea. You're a terrible host

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*facepalm*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tea and biscuits could be the right thing to do as long as she knows how you like your tea as this could be a disaster if the tea is too weak or strong

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Aww its lovely when you wake up from a dream and think it was real isnt it??

baha x"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"All the men who invited me into their homes got up and made me food or tea. You're a terrible host

I think Bad Nana would be a much better hostess

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All the men who invited me into their homes got up and made me food or tea. You're a terrible host

im so not a terrible host lol .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I saw a pic on Facebook a while back with the quote, " If I can walk to the kitchen after sex,you don't deserve a fuckin sandwich" Haha!

You're not doing it right OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw a pic on Facebook a while back with the quote, " If I can walk to the kitchen after sex,you don't deserve a fuckin sandwich" Haha!

You're not doing it right OP

That's funny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All the men who invited me into their homes got up and made me food or tea. You're a terrible host

I think Bad Nana would be a much better hostess

She makes a lovely cuppa tea

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What a charmer.. Make your own food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw a pic on Facebook a while back with the quote, " If I can walk to the kitchen after sex,you don't deserve a fuckin sandwich" Haha!

You're not doing it right OP

That's usually why I don't get up to make tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I saw a pic on Facebook a while back with the quote, " If I can walk to the kitchen after sex,you don't deserve a fuckin sandwich" Haha!

You're not doing it right OP

That's funny! "

trust me people 7" girth and your walking bow legged lol

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

You're not by any chance the Duke of Kent are you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're not by any chance the Duke of Kent are you ?"

nope ........ I am the real

Cock Of The North

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"You're not by any chance the Duke of Kent are you ?

nope ........ I am the real

Cock Of The North "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh... wait, no, you don't need to make her something to eat. Blow up dolls and/or fleshlights don't need to eat, do they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How many would like a pic of my girth ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't wait to see the amazing veri shes bound to leave you!

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

You're there with a sexy woman and you're spending the time online discussing food?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not by any chance the Duke of Kent are you ?

nope ........ I am the real

Cock Of The North

Agreed

apparently!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of man sits there & posts such messages when they have company! Me thinks someone is dreaming!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What an odd thread.

-Courtney

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"You're there with a sexy woman and you're spending the time online discussing food?"

she's probably snoring out of sheer boredom ..

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS over a year ago

Larne

"Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

Wow Tyson furys brother

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Can't wait to see the amazing veri shes bound to leave you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's an idea. ....put the phone away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

Wow Tyson furys brother"

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

does this mean your going to be verified at last or is she conveniently not on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://youtu.be/ZFyyPNseWvA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this discretion is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN OP

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

Happy days..

Slap her arse and tell her to nip to the chippy, the man is hungry.

Tell her there's a pickled onion in it for her...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gan to the fridge....make&eat sarnie

Then take food back to the bedroom&have some food fun together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been with men who have browsed on Fab while we are resting. I've also waited in bed while one popped down to the laundry room to fetch his washing. I've also watched a film while some snored and read in bed while one did work on his pc in his lounge. We aren't all sex maniacs on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw a pic on Facebook a while back with the quote, " If I can walk to the kitchen after sex,you don't deserve a fuckin sandwich" Haha!

You're not doing it right OP

That's funny!

trust me people 7" girth and your walking bow legged lol"

How would you know?do u take the 7 inches yourself?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is the dvd still on jog shuffle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From a guy who has not been verified in any shape of form in 6 months....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

does this mean your going to be verified at last or is she conveniently not on fab

come on people . If the only sex you lot are getting is from fab i really do ferl for yas lol . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

Wow Tyson furys brother

Love it!

hahaha lmfaro

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex . Im sat here with a right sexy lass . Just fukd her real good . And now im hungry . Shall i ask her to go to my kitchen and prepare me some food before i fuk her again or what like ?

does this mean your going to be verified at last or is she conveniently not on fab

come on people . If the only sex you lot are getting is from fab i really do ferl for yas lol . . "

feel *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you asked me to cook you food after. You would be walking funny for a week...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you asked me to cook you food after. You would be walking funny for a week..."

love it . Woman with a bit of fire in her veins

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

honestly op you're such a wind up merchant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What a charmer.. Make your own food"

i bloody did lol . I also washed the pots put some potatoes to boil and some pasta . Tuna sandwich and took her home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not by any chance the Duke of Kent are you ?

nope ........ I am the real

Cock Of The North

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What a charmer.. Make your own food

i bloody did lol . I also washed the pots put some potatoes to boil and some pasta . Tuna sandwich and took her home

Is it Feb 14th?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy days..

Slap her arse and tell her to nip to the chippy, the man is hungry.

Tell her there's a pickled onion in it for her..."

i slap every girls arse lol

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We aren't all sex maniacs on here

Exactly, some of us can be quite civilised in our sexual deviations actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What a charmer.. Make your own food

i bloody did lol . I also washed the pots put some potatoes to boil and some pasta . Tuna sandwich and took her home

Is it Feb 14th?

100% true lol

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"You're not by any chance the Duke of Kent are you ?

nope ........ I am the real

Cock Of The North "

Haha...... This part is hilarious xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Am i allowed to mention another site on these ? Or is that a spell on the naughty step lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Am i allowed to mention another site on these ? Or is that a spell on the naughty step lol"

fab guys is fine..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Am i allowed to mention another site on these ? Or is that a spell on the naughty step lol

fab guys is fine..

iv found i get sex quicker from a dating site than on here .

Yes i am honest and tell them this might be just sex dependant on how much i like you ...... There fine with it and respect me for my honesty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I saw a pic on Facebook a while back with the quote, " If I can walk to the kitchen after sex,you don't deserve a fuckin sandwich" Haha!

You're not doing it right OP

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Am i allowed to mention another site on these ? Or is that a spell on the naughty step lol

fab guys is fine..

iv found i get sex quicker from a dating site than on here .

Yes i am honest and tell them this might be just sex dependant on how much i like you ...... There fine with it and respect me for my honesty

Words fail me OP xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At times I wonder why I read some of these threads on the forum.

Then I remember, it makes my life seem a lot less fucked up!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"At times I wonder why I read some of these threads on the forum.

Then I remember, it makes my life seem a lot less fucked up!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

oh wow is this still going hahahaha :P

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

We get it OP. You're the supreme shagger of the north. Well done you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm surprised you have time to fit us in you being so busy

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