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over a year ago
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"Your kitchen is in a kink in the space time continuum.
I think it must be as its the shortest day in there and its tomorrow everywhere else  "
Stay there,you'll be forever a day younger....I think  |
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"Your kitchen is in a kink in the space time continuum.
I think it must be as its the shortest day in there and its tomorrow everywhere else
Stay there,you'll be forever a day younger....I think "
I'm prepared to risk a day to keep out of the kitchen as much as possible. |
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"Your kitchen is in a kink in the space time continuum.
I think it must be as its the shortest day in there and its tomorrow everywhere else
Stay there,you'll be forever a day younger....I think
I'm prepared to risk a day to keep out of the kitchen as much as possible. "
I was just thinking what a stupid thing to say to a woman  |
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"Its down to the flux capacitor not working properly!
And I thought it was the shortest day today too."
I should know better  I honestly thought today was 22nd. I put it down to my radio being in a different time zone. |
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"Its down to the flux capacitor not working properly!
And I thought it was the shortest day today too.
It depends. Are you in the kitchen?"
Not right now. Laying on the bed....but I did pass through the kitchen...
Or did I? |
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"Its down to the flux capacitor not working properly!
And I thought it was the shortest day today too.
I should know better I honestly thought today was 22nd. I put it down to my radio being in a different time zone. "
Giggle its ok I thought today was Saturday , ha ha its being off. I blame the time circuits on my tardis  |
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"Because it's on a different longitude
Of course! Why didn't I think of that. Does it mean our kitchen is in a different time zone?  "
Clearly. By 10 seconds. Don't call it 'kitchen' call it 'Hawaii' - it will make making a cup of tea more of an adventure. Anyway, the day after tomorrow, this present time will be in the past. So think ahead to that. |
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over a year ago
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It is not hard to understand. The kitchen in the radio is part of the U^3*S/4 = M/E over 1.00041 by arg{l/c*pi} equilibrium. Your lounge is outside those parameters.
Turn either one off.
Give them both a kck.
Alternatively, close the door so you can only hear one at a time.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried winding up the one the kitchen?
What,like telling it it's useless and not worth listening to? "
Something along those lines, though comparing it with the speaking clock seems a little harsh. |
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I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
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"I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
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But that didn't explain two DAB radios playing the same station being ten seconds apart in the audio stream.
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"I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
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Thanks, you saved me the effort of writing all that myself.
In effect a DAB is a small computer (as is a digital TV). Some will decode the signal faster than others. This can also cause a difference in the final audio output (or video) between two different pieces of equipment. |
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"I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
But that didn't explain two DAB radios playing the same station being ten seconds apart in the audio stream.
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Read above |
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"I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
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Sounds like you're a DAB dabbler and a dab hand at it too  |
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"I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
But that didn't explain two DAB radios playing the same station being ten seconds apart in the audio stream.
Read above "
Yes, I'd already deduced that it's the decoder speed, possibly coupled with the streaming cache used. They only decode from MP2, so the units don't have much processing power.
Hence my question about if they were the same make and model.
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Short answer... Are you sure there both tuned to dab!
I often tune mine to fm without thinking because when you power it up it automatically chooses fm and not dab |
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"Because it's on a different longitude
Of course! Why didn't I think of that. Does it mean our kitchen is in a different time zone?
Clearly. By 10 seconds. Don't call it 'kitchen' call it 'Hawaii' - it will make making a cup of tea more of an adventure. Anyway, the day after tomorrow, this present time will be in the past. So think ahead to that. "
Making a cup of tea is always an adventure round here |
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"I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
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Thank you and yes, I know it's tomorrow now I can only blame my mistake on my advanced age and living in a time warp |
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"Short answer... Are you sure there both tuned to dab!
I often tune mine to fm without thinking because when you power it up it automatically chooses fm and not dab"
Oh! Now I hadn't realised that. I'll give a go. |
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"I've been looking in to this as I have noticed the same phenomenon...
If you sit an analogue FM radio and a DAB digital radio next to each other, both tuned to the same radio station, you’ll notice a one or two second time difference.
The main cause of the delay is down to the way that radio channels are combined together (multiplexed) and compressed. The digital technology is used to squeeze loads of channels onto a single frequency. Your digital radio receiver is receiving the encoded and compressed signals, and using an onboard microprocessor to decode the incoming data and convert to video & audio. This encoding and decoding process takes a little processing time, hence the delay.
DAB is encoded using a system called MUSICAM before it is transmitted, and your radio decodes this for playback.
If you’re technically-minded, the detailed explanation is that the time interleaver introduces a 384 microsecond delay and the audio coder/decoder introduces a delay of several tens of milliseconds.
But that didn't explain two DAB radios playing the same station being ten seconds apart in the audio stream.
Read above
Yes, I'd already deduced that it's the decoder speed, possibly coupled with the streaming cache used. They only decode from MP2, so the units don't have much processing power.
Hence my question about if they were the same make and model.
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In my experience the same make of about the same age seem to be mire in sync with each other than different makes or especially different aged models. |
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over a year ago
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"Turn them on at the same time instead of 10 seconds after the other.
How long do you think her arms are????????????
At last! A use for the giant dildo. "
Unless we managed to get rid of it for you........
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Basically DAB is crap. The audio quality is poor compared to FM. Radio designers struggle to achieve half decent performance. A number have passed through my hands. A couple were junked and the rest went to charity shops. And the God awful BBC intend to abandon FM in favour of DAB. |
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"Turn them on at the same time instead of 10 seconds after the other.
How long do you think her arms are????????????
At last! A use for the giant dildo.
Unless we managed to get rid of it for you........
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No, I'm stirring my bucket of Bailey's with it |
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"Turn them on at the same time instead of 10 seconds after the other.
How long do you think her arms are????????????
At last! A use for the giant dildo.
Unless we managed to get rid of it for you........
No, I'm stirring my bucket of Bailey's with it "
Are you licking it off or putting it in your mouth and slowly drawing it out, allowing the cream to run down your chin, gently dripping onto your naked breasts?
Hold on, be right back......
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"Turn them on at the same time instead of 10 seconds after the other.
How long do you think her arms are????????????
At last! A use for the giant dildo.
Unless we managed to get rid of it for you........
No, I'm stirring my bucket of Bailey's with it
Are you licking it off or putting it in your mouth and slowly drawing it out, allowing the cream to run down your chin, gently dripping onto your naked breasts?
Hold on, be right back......
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I'd never get that thing in my mouth  . I'm using it stir in the lime juice for the gorilla cement mixer snots.  |
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"Turn them on at the same time instead of 10 seconds after the other.
How long do you think her arms are????????????
At last! A use for the giant dildo.
Unless we managed to get rid of it for you........
No, I'm stirring my bucket of Bailey's with it
Are you licking it off or putting it in your mouth and slowly drawing it out, allowing the cream to run down your chin, gently dripping onto your naked breasts?
Hold on, be right back......
I'd never get that thing in my mouth . I'm using it stir in the lime juice for the gorilla cement mixer snots. "
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh huh and I'm back. What were we talking about?
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.  "
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk! |
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"Turn them on at the same time instead of 10 seconds after the other.
How long do you think her arms are????????????
At last! A use for the giant dildo.
Unless we managed to get rid of it for you........
No, I'm stirring my bucket of Bailey's with it
Are you licking it off or putting it in your mouth and slowly drawing it out, allowing the cream to run down your chin, gently dripping onto your naked breasts?
Hold on, be right back......
I'd never get that thing in my mouth . I'm using it stir in the lime juice for the gorilla cement mixer snots.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh huh and I'm back. What were we talking about?
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Giant dildos and gorilla snot, yer typical Christmas chat. |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk! "
Just from taking the lid off?! |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?! "
It's good stuff that Bailey's and I'm a cheap date  |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?! "
I think she sniffed it |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it"
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other. |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other."
Told you she's d*unk |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other."
So where's the giant dildo? |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other.
So where's the giant dildo? "
Erm... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other.
So where's the giant dildo? "
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other."
Where's the dildo? |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other.
Where's the dildo? "
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other.
Where's the dildo? "
See above. |
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"I thought people were supposed to have profile names that described them.
I'm proper disillusioned with the OP.
I think that Baileys gained potency over the years. She's d*unk!
Just from taking the lid off?!
I think she sniffed it
Oi you lot! I'm sitting right here you know, gorilla snot in one hand, cement mixer in the other.
Where's the dildo?
See above. "
Sorry, I'm a bit slow. I blame the fumes from all the Bailey's. |
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