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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?"
Personally I'd tip it, bailey's because of its Base can curdle and be horrible. Mine never last long enough for that though  |
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next time the god botherers knock on the door and try to save your soul, offer them a small seasonal tipple and gauge their reaction..
disclaimer, other annoying people also knock at the door apart from god botherers.. |
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"Try it and see.
If it's rank, tip it. If it's drinkable, drink it.
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This! 
We are a nation of wasters. Sniff it, taste it, arse it! "
Arse it!? I was planning on delicately sipping at a point glass full.  |
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"next time the god botherers knock on the door and try to save your soul, offer them a small seasonal tipple and gauge their reaction..
disclaimer, other annoying people also knock at the door apart from god botherers.. "
That's a good idea and an opportunity for them to demonstrate their selflessness. |
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If you google 'how long does Baileys last' it says:
"Baileys is the only cream liqueur that guarantees it's taste two years from the date it was made"
I'm guessing it means 2013 cause it was made in 2011 in your case. Probably smart to toss it but I'd still taste it first and if it tastes okay, I'd stick it in my coffee! |
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"If you google 'how long does Baileys last' it says:
"Baileys is the only cream liqueur that guarantees it's taste two years from the date it was made"
I'm guessing it means 2013 cause it was made in 2011 in your case. Probably smart to toss it but I'd still taste it first and if it tastes okay, I'd stick it in my coffee! "
Since I last took the smart option the day I married Mr N I will be tasting.  |
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Have to agree with the tippers. Dodgy cream might spoil your Xmas, or worse!
On the other hand, maybe there's someone you don't like who could receive it as a secret santa gift  |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?"
First of all give yourselves or each other a good spanking for having an undrinkable bottle of baileys for over 2 years, then pour some out and test carefully, if ok drink it all before the sun rises just in case  |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
First of all give yourselves or each other a good spanking for having an undrinkable bottle of baileys for over 2 years, then pour some out and test carefully, if ok drink it all before the sun rises just in case "
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?"
I'm impressed! I admire my restraint getting it home and in the fridge long enough to chill let alone have it two years past its best before date!  |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm impressed! I admire my restraint getting it home and in the fridge long enough to chill let alone have it two years past its best before date! "
lots of people buy it for me and despite me giving some away I still didn't manage to drink this bottle. I just haven't been able to bring myself to throw it but today I thought "just drink it or chuck it out!" |
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Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time. |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time."
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine "
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle  |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle "
I will go and open it now, I can't be responsible for your discomfort |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle "
I'm imagining it coming out of the bottle like cottage cheese. 
Grab a spoon. |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle "
It smells and tastes absolutely fine |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
I'm imagining it coming out of the bottle like cottage cheese.
Grab a spoon. "
At a party once someone mixed Baileys with another spirit and it curdled. Made me feel sick looking at it |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
I'm imagining it coming out of the bottle like cottage cheese.
Grab a spoon. "
Gah! |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
It smells and tastes absolutely fine "
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
I'm imagining it coming out of the bottle like cottage cheese.
Grab a spoon. "
Have you tried a 'cement mixer' in a cocktail bar? |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
It smells and tastes absolutely fine
It was nice knowing you,you'll be missed "
As leaving gestures go this is at least original |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
I'm imagining it coming out of the bottle like cottage cheese.
Grab a spoon.
Have you tried a 'cement mixer' in a cocktail bar? "
I'm seeing another side to you DG. What's a cement mixer? |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
I'm imagining it coming out of the bottle like cottage cheese.
Grab a spoon.
At a party once someone mixed Baileys with another spirit and it curdled. Made me feel sick looking at it "
We used to bet each other to drink baileys and lime cordial when I worked In the pub. Cement mixers they were called. Couldn't do it now. The thought making me heave! |
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"Have you smelled it yet? I might do the smell test but never a taste test. I don't like sitting on the toilet in agony on an ordinary day,I wouldn't risk it at Christmas time.
No I haven't opened it yet. I'm sure I'll be fine
The thought of drinking putrid Baileys is making my stomach gurgle
I'm imagining it coming out of the bottle like cottage cheese.
Grab a spoon.
Have you tried a 'cement mixer' in a cocktail bar? "
Haha... I hadn't even read this when I posted!! People actually drink them voluntarily!!! WHY????? |
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Try 'gorilla snot'.
Shothe of baileys with a dab of lime cordial, swiftly slam it into your mouth and don't swallow, hold it for as long as you can whilst it curdled and expands.
End up like pureed chicken sticking to your teeth. I shouldn't need to explain the gorilla snot bit.... |
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"Try 'gorilla snot'.
Shothe of baileys with a dab of lime cordial, swiftly slam it into your mouth and don't swallow, hold it for as long as you can whilst it curdled and expands.
End up like pureed chicken sticking to your teeth. I shouldn't need to explain the gorilla snot bit...."
That's a cement mixer round here. Gorilla snot makes it sound even worse... If that's possible |
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"Try 'gorilla snot'.
Shothe of baileys with a dab of lime cordial, swiftly slam it into your mouth and don't swallow, hold it for as long as you can whilst it curdled and expands.
End up like pureed chicken sticking to your teeth. I shouldn't need to explain the gorilla snot bit....
That's a cement mixer round here. Gorilla snot makes it sound even worse... If that's possible "
I'm feeling extremely nauseous |
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My dad found a bottle in the back of the cupboard and gave it to me to bring home... when we got it home we noticed it was at least EIGHT YEARS out of date. I couldn't even pour it away as it was completely gelatinous inside. Gross.
There's def a period where Baileys just tastes sharper than it ought to. You only tend to notice that it's not right when you compare a nice fresh bottle. |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?"
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people". |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people". "
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people".
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough "
No one on your "blocked" list?
Hold on........... Is this just another ploy to get us to help you get rid of unwanted "stuff".
This has shades of "giant dildo" about it....... |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people".
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough
No one on your "blocked" list?
Hold on........... Is this just another ploy to get us to help you get rid of unwanted "stuff".
This has shades of "giant dildo" about it......."
Ha ha it does doesn't it |
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"I still have an opened bottle from the new year....I am presuming still safe to drink "
It'll be fine!
Don't listen to me I have a giant dildo in my loft and a litre of out of date Bailey's in my fridge. I pray I don't mix them up when the neighbours pop round for a Christmas glass. |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people".
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough
No one on your "blocked" list?
Hold on........... Is this just another ploy to get us to help you get rid of unwanted "stuff".
This has shades of "giant dildo" about it.......
Ha ha it does doesn't it "
Anything else you'd like us to get rid of for you?
It's like steptoe and son here..... |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people".
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough
No one on your "blocked" list?
Hold on........... Is this just another ploy to get us to help you get rid of unwanted "stuff".
This has shades of "giant dildo" about it.......
Ha ha it does doesn't it
Anything else you'd like us to get rid of for you?
It's like steptoe and son here....."
We do have a couple of dodgy videos sculling about in a drawer somewhere |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people".
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough
No one on your "blocked" list?
Hold on........... Is this just another ploy to get us to help you get rid of unwanted "stuff".
This has shades of "giant dildo" about it.......
Ha ha it does doesn't it
Anything else you'd like us to get rid of for you?
It's like steptoe and son here.....
We do have a couple of dodgy videos sculling about in a drawer somewhere "
Are you looking for disposal or a review? |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people".
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough
No one on your "blocked" list?
Hold on........... Is this just another ploy to get us to help you get rid of unwanted "stuff".
This has shades of "giant dildo" about it.......
Ha ha it does doesn't it
Anything else you'd like us to get rid of for you?
It's like steptoe and son here.....
We do have a couple of dodgy videos sculling about in a drawer somewhere
Are you looking for disposal or a review? "
It depends on your quote for each service |
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"I had a fight with my auntie over who had the last glass of Baileys 
She won 
A woman with her eye on the last glass of Bailey's has unnatural strength."
It seems like it, but it was ma 21st though  |
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"I had a fight with my auntie over who had the last glass of Baileys
She won
A woman with her eye on the last glass of Bailey's has unnatural strength.
It seems like it, but it was ma 21st though "
Was it now |
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"I had a fight with my auntie over who had the last glass of Baileys
She won
A woman with her eye on the last glass of Bailey's has unnatural strength.
It seems like it, but it was ma 21st though
Was it now "
Oh yes, there wasn't much of anything left after her and another auntie of mine had been let loose I can tell you 
Me, one of the ex's, her sister and her then b/f were forced to go to town then to a club.....in search of Baileys, honest |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
I'm not suggesting for one moment that you're a lush, but just one question;
How has this happened?
Anyone in your world that's pissed you off recently? This kind of thing makes an ideal Christmas present for "those people".
I've failed at the Bailey's drinking .
I don't dislike anyone enough
No one on your "blocked" list?
Hold on........... Is this just another ploy to get us to help you get rid of unwanted "stuff".
This has shades of "giant dildo" about it.......
Ha ha it does doesn't it
Anything else you'd like us to get rid of for you?
It's like steptoe and son here.....
We do have a couple of dodgy videos sculling about in a drawer somewhere
Are you looking for disposal or a review?
It depends on your quote for each service "
Well, it's a dog eat dog world out there, so happy to charge a nominal fee. Say a small slice of Victoria sponge and a cup of tea? |
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"Try 'gorilla snot'.
Shothe of baileys with a dab of lime cordial, swiftly slam it into your mouth and don't swallow, hold it for as long as you can whilst it curdled and expands.
End up like pureed chicken sticking to your teeth. I shouldn't need to explain the gorilla snot bit....
That's a cement mixer round here. Gorilla snot makes it sound even worse... If that's possible "
What is wrong with you people?!!  I (vomit) at the manufacturer adding mint, orange, caramel etc to Baileys. Lime cordial to make it curdel...why?!! |
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"Try 'gorilla snot'.
Shothe of baileys with a dab of lime cordial, swiftly slam it into your mouth and don't swallow, hold it for as long as you can whilst it curdled and expands.
End up like pureed chicken sticking to your teeth. I shouldn't need to explain the gorilla snot bit....
That's a cement mixer round here. Gorilla snot makes it sound even worse... If that's possible
What is wrong with you people?!! I (vomit) at the manufacturer adding mint, orange, caramel etc to Baileys. Lime cordial to make it curdel...why?!! "
You have no sense of adventure |
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"I think I will, I tasted it and has a sharpness to it.  "
Please dispose of it carefully, and don't buy another, remember Bailey's is for Christmas not for life |
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"I think I will, I tasted it and has a sharpness to it.
Please dispose of it carefully, and don't buy another, remember Bailey's is for Christmas not for life "
I will . I have Tia Maria and Cointreau to dispose of before I buy more Bailey's. |
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"I think I will, I tasted it and has a sharpness to it.
Please dispose of it carefully, and don't buy another, remember Bailey's is for Christmas not for life
I will . I have Tia Maria and Cointreau to dispose of before I buy more Bailey's."
I take it back, you're a lush.
Oh hang on, I mean you ARE lush. |
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"I have a litre of Bailey's in my fridge "best taste before" date is Dec 2013. Drink or tip down sink?
Personally I'd tip it, bailey's because of its Base can curdle and be horrible. Mine never last long enough for that though "
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"I think I will, I tasted it and has a sharpness to it.
Please dispose of it carefully, and don't buy another, remember Bailey's is for Christmas not for life
I will . I have Tia Maria and Cointreau to dispose of before I buy more Bailey's.
I take it back, you're a lush.
Oh hang on, I mean you ARE lush. "
Oh Mr Markoh with these compliments you are spoiling me |
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I just poured some away. I had left it so long it had separated. To make sure I don't make the same mistake again I have bought a litre bottle which I am going to drink quickly. Pop round and help if you want. |
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"I think I will, I tasted it and has a sharpness to it.
Please dispose of it carefully, and don't buy another, remember Bailey's is for Christmas not for life
I will . I have Tia Maria and Cointreau to dispose of before I buy more Bailey's.
I take it back, you're a lush.
Oh hang on, I mean you ARE lush.
Oh Mr Markoh with these compliments you are spoiling me "
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"I just poured some away. I had left it so long it had separated. To make sure I don't make the same mistake again I have bought a litre bottle which I am going to drink quickly. Pop round and help if you want."
I think the answer to this shocking waste is to drink more quickly, you're right. |
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If it's a best before date then it should be okay especially if never opened. Only Use by or Eat by dates mean you should throw away. That said I always use my judgement...if it smells bad then chuck. There is so much alcohol in it unlikely to be growing mold lol xxx |
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"If it's a best before date then it should be okay especially if never opened. Only Use by or Eat by dates mean you should throw away. That said I always use my judgement...if it smells bad then chuck. There is so much alcohol in it unlikely to be growing mold lol xxx "
It went down the sink this morning it had a slightly sharp taste. |
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"Another bottle has been found . Best before Oct 2016
Based on current trends, this doesn’t need to be opened until 2020.
I will be using this one if I have to have it on my cornflakes. "
I had a bottle of brandy on my sugar puffs this morning, but this is the first drink I've had all day. |
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