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A question for all the ladies...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Heres a question i got asked a few years ago,i still never guessed the answer...What is it that all women know about,that they wish men would get wise to? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To know just exactly where the clit is and how much pressure to put on it without being told would be good  "
Thats almost what the women in the bar said this afternoon,but without the detail haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To know just exactly where the clit is and how much pressure to put on it without being told would be good "
you are not meeting the right people !!!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"its bound to have something to do with Shoes  "
She never did tell me the answer,sure she was thinking of something specific but i guess its an open question really x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its bound to have something to do with Shoes
Him?
is it something about nicola tesla?
Yes, but you need to know WHAT."
He was a celibate and a fattist.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He was the greatest scientist of his age and edison got all the credit,
but then he would only stay in hotel rooms whose number was divisible by 3 and he knew fuck all about shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To know just exactly where the clit is and how much pressure to put on it without being told would be good
This! It's not a doorbell!! Don't press it harder... no-one will come quicker!  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Twisting nipples brings neither Radio One nor Thought for the day ...... Might bring Violence for the day ... not much else. "
This reminds me of a conversation I had with a woman who'd had a 'mutual' meet :P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That man with long Tongue is good at oral so cliche Could be good it unblocking drains though
Could have done with him here earlier then "
For the oral or the drains? |
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"Unblocking drains we have women for oral
now they do know what they are doing"
I owe you an apology.
I had assumed that 'unblocking the drains' was some kind of fetishistic burlesque slang for a deviant sexual act.
I now understand that by 'unblocking the drains' you mean 'unblocking the drains'.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Unblocking drains we have women for oral
now they do know what they are doing
I owe you an apology.
I had assumed that 'unblocking the drains' was some kind of fetishistic burlesque slang for a deviant sexual act. Howling with laughter hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I now understand that by 'unblocking the drains' you mean 'unblocking the drains'.
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"Better to laugh then cry and profiles that say I may not look like much (shreks brother) but I've great oral skills kills me everytime"
A giraffe can clean it's own ears with it's tongue.
But you wouldnt, would you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better to laugh then cry and profiles that say I may not look like much (shreks brother) but I've great oral skills kills me everytime
A giraffe can clean it's own ears with it's tongue.
But you wouldnt, would you?"
some sicko would
but if I said on my profile sucks like a dyson now would that get me an influx of messages? |
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"Better to laugh then cry and profiles that say I may not look like much (shreks brother) but I've great oral skills kills me everytime
A giraffe can clean it's own ears with it's tongue.
But you wouldnt, would you?
some sicko would
but if I said on my profile sucks like a dyson now would that get me an influx of messages?"
Yes.
But men are idiots. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile"
so your not well hung I gather then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile"
*ALREADY |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
so your not well hung I gather then?"
5-6" but i guess they were wanting 10" plus x |
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"Shame your so far away"
Why?
Do you fancy a fuck?
I could drive down through the night.
Got a GR8 cock, make you cum loads.
Do you take it up the arse?
(havent read your profile, but you look filthy so probably do)
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
so your not well hung I gather then? 5-6" but i guess they were wanting 10" plus x"
So fuck her twice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
so your not well hung I gather then? 5-6" but i guess they were wanting 10" plus x"
it's not the size but how you use it and your staying power |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you take it up the arse we could take turns a day of buggery
Not as a rule, but then, as previopusly demonstrated, there are always exceptions."
neither do I but some sexy lady wearing a strap on I'd happily let her, starts dribbling |
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"Do you take it up the arse we could take turns a day of buggery
Not as a rule, but then, as previopusly demonstrated, there are always exceptions.
neither do I but some sexy lady wearing a strap on I'd happily let her, starts dribbling "
*casually strolls in* |
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
*ALREADY"
Just becasue your fetish is mentioned, it doesnt preclude some people from taking a dim view of it.
Far be it for me...but maybe drop the fetish from the profile until you're chatting/mailing someone and mention it at an appropriate time?
An if someone is looking for 10 inches and you offered them 5/6, which bit of you is surprised you got blocked?
It's the equivalent of you looking for women and me offereing to bugger you sensless.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
so your not well hung I gather then? 5-6" but i guess they were wanting 10" plus x
it's not the size but how you use it and your staying power"
Sure it is,but i guess that point gets over looked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
*ALREADY
Just becasue your fetish is mentioned, it doesnt preclude some people from taking a dim view of it.
Far be it for me...but maybe drop the fetish from the profile until you're chatting/mailing someone and mention it at an appropriate time?
An if someone is looking for 10 inches and you offered them 5/6, which bit of you is surprised you got blocked?
It's the equivalent of you looking for women and me offereing to bugger you sensless.
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I simply asked were they ok with the fetish,they werent but they continued the contact.The other people contacted me, they were polite in asking so they got a polite answer.An equally polite NO THANKS would have been fine,but i think the block was a bit much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe they didn't read it right and after a few messages read it and thought shit this mans gonna nick my m&s knickers but I've lots of period pants you can have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe they didn't read it right and after a few messages read it and thought shit this mans gonna nick my m&s knickers but I've lots of period pants you can have"
Hahaha pee pants...only a tenna! x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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1. To know we NEED shoes
2. To know we WANT shoes
3. To know we will buy 101 nail varnishes but still need more.
4. To know we buy every different type of hair removal stuff known to man, but will still go to salon to get waxed.
5. We buy every brand of shampoo,conditioner, hairspray, body spray etc... nd will leave them all half empty, carefully arranged in the bathroom.
6. all of the above will make you smile sweetly
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
*ALREADY
Just becasue your fetish is mentioned, it doesnt preclude some people from taking a dim view of it.
Far be it for me...but maybe drop the fetish from the profile until you're chatting/mailing someone and mention it at an appropriate time?
An if someone is looking for 10 inches and you offered them 5/6, which bit of you is surprised you got blocked?
It's the equivalent of you looking for women and me offereing to bugger you sensless.
I simply asked were they ok with the fetish,they werent but they continued the contact.The other people contacted me, they were polite in asking so they got a polite answer.An equally polite NO THANKS would have been fine,but i think the block was a bit much"
All part of the human condition.
People don't like being rejected.
But equally, people feel bad about rejecting others.
It makes them uncomfortable, and rather than face loads of 'why not' questions (and i'm not suggesting that you would have) they would rather just block and not have to face the music.
I used to headhunt, for my sins, in a previous life.
Telling someone they have got their dream job is a piece of cheese.
But phoning the other people to say 'it's not you' is a much harder thing to do.
So people avoid such situations wherever they can.
Don't take the block personally.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe they didn't read it right and after a few messages read it and thought shit this mans gonna nick my m&s knickers but I've lots of period pants you can have
Hahaha pee pants...only a tenna! x"
sold |
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"Maybe they didn't read it right and after a few messages read it and thought shit this mans gonna nick my m&s knickers but I've lots of period pants you can have
Hahaha pee pants...only a tenna! x
sold"
If you send them to me 1st & I toss myself off over them, would we get more for them?
(being mindfull of post & packaging cost implications) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One was wanting well hung guys and it seems i got blocked for not measuring up,the other took a dim view of my fetish even though its alredy mentioned on my profile
*ALREADY
Just becasue your fetish is mentioned, it doesnt preclude some people from taking a dim view of it.
Far be it for me...but maybe drop the fetish from the profile until you're chatting/mailing someone and mention it at an appropriate time?
An if someone is looking for 10 inches and you offered them 5/6, which bit of you is surprised you got blocked?
It's the equivalent of you looking for women and me offereing to bugger you sensless.
I simply asked were they ok with the fetish,they werent but they continued the contact.The other people contacted me, they were polite in asking so they got a polite answer.An equally polite NO THANKS would have been fine,but i think the block was a bit much
All part of the human condition.
People don't like being rejected.
But equally, people feel bad about rejecting others.
It makes them uncomfortable, and rather than face loads of 'why not' questions (and i'm not suggesting that you would have) they would rather just block and not have to face the music.
I used to headhunt, for my sins, in a previous life.
Telling someone they have got their dream job is a piece of cheese.
But phoning the other people to say 'it's not you' is a much harder thing to do.
So people avoid such situations wherever they can.
Don't take the block personally.
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Wise words indeed!I was pissed off at the time,but we cant please every one |
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"I'd hope so as they'd be third hand and very very rare"
If we created a brand identity round 'Burlesque in Red' and - (can I be 'Spats McGraw'?) and then invoked creative or guerilla marketing, we could go 'viral' and make a fortune.
We'd need to put a business plan together of course.
I can toss off daily, how many periods do you think you could fit into a month, you know, if you had to?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Better to laugh then cry and profiles that say I may not look like much (shreks brother) but I've great oral skills kills me everytime
A giraffe can clean it's own ears with it's tongue.
But you wouldnt, would you?
some sicko would
but if I said on my profile sucks like a dyson now would that get me an influx of messages?"
hmmmm better remove that before anyone notices then lol |
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