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I think I might be..... pt1
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over a year ago
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It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help. |
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"Feeling just a little bit better but I no its going to be a loooooooong Rd to recovery and may entail a few relapses along the way. Sniffle sneeze 
Well done for fighting it so far. Goodness you're a real suffer in silence type "
I'm glad somebody notice. It must be a northern thing |
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help."
I feel your pain bro. They just don't realise on here the gravity of the situation I was in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help."
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive. |
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over a year ago
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There seems to be an epidermic!
This man flu has taken over the country! What can we do?
Is it a measure given of tea and sympathy until it hits again next year?
"New study suggests that men may actually suffer more when they have influenza because high levels of testosterone can weaken immune response" Telegraph 23/12/13
Maybe all the Fab fellows have really high testosterone levels......
I always wondered why my hubby was so "keen" when he had "man flu"' maybe the levels increase then too....
Mwah |
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" There seems to be an epidermic!
This man flu has taken over the country! What can we do?
Is it a measure given of tea and sympathy until it hits again next year?
"New study suggests that men may actually suffer more when they have influenza because high levels of testosterone can weaken immune response" Telegraph 23/12/13
Maybe all the Fab fellows have really high testosterone levels......
I always wondered why my hubby was so "keen" when he had "man flu"' maybe the levels increase then too....
Mwah "
If it does there's no finding a cure on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All these guys dropping with man flu should've paid the 8quid at the pharmacy and had the vaccination......
But that would be sensible....
And they're men.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive. "
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All these guys dropping with man flu should've paid the 8quid at the pharmacy and had the vaccination......
But that would be sensible....
And they're men. "
I'd sooner put up with this than have a needle stuck in me. I hate those things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point."
Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight  "
He's way to ill to have sex. He won't be celebrating Christmas either by the looks of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight
He's way to ill to have sex. He won't be celebrating Christmas either by the looks of it "
yeah I was too. But reckon I could of just managed a shag   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... "
if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work  |
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"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work "
can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't bother mate. I tried this one before. Not a fooking sympathy shag in sight
He's way to ill to have sex. He won't be celebrating Christmas either by the looks of it yeah I was too. But reckon I could of just managed a shag "
Lay back and think of England shag |
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"All these guys dropping with man flu should've paid the 8quid at the pharmacy and had the vaccination......
But that would be sensible....
And they're men.
I'd sooner put up with this than have a needle stuck in me. I hate those things."
You would rather a week of feeling shit, than 1 sharp scratch? |
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"Thank god you men dont have to give birth ... we women would never hear the last of it ... if we give birth. It would be a couple of paracetamol and back to work can we get you on one of them contraction simulators ?? don't know what that is but sounds kinky. So yes 
Haha great minds  Perv "
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.
Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen. "
I had 1 of them this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.
Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.
I had 1 of them this morning "
you on about the grapes  |
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.
Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.
I had 1 of them this morning you on about the grapes "
I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.
Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.
I had 1 of them this morning you on about the grapes
I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet "
poor pooch |
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.
Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.
I had 1 of them this morning you on about the grapes
I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet poor pooch "
I've told him it was all your falt he's waiting to bite your arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What would you do if I caught Man Flu,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lemsip me in in a mug not a cup,
And wrap me in a duvet or 3.
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I can cry with a little help from my friends,
I might die with no help from my friends.
What do I do when my friends are away.
It worries me to be alone
How do I feel by the end of the day
Emergency can't get to the phone
Got man Flu this might be the end
I might Die if I don't tell my friends
God I need somebody
I need someone to care
Could it be anybody
Got lots of sneezes to share
To the tune of Get by with a little help from my friends
Glad to see you made it through Bladey |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's taken me a week but I seem to be almost over my man flu.
It was touch and go at one point, and people were planning my funeral, but I somehow pulled through with a little help.
You were at deaths door too. Glad you're alive.
Thanks...I swear I could hear seagulls at one point.
Yeah illness does funny things. Hallucinations happen.
I had 1 of them this morning you on about the grapes
I really have just spit my tea out. The dogs so impressed he was sat at my feet poor pooch
I've told him it was all your falt he's waiting to bite your arse "
oi not my fault you didn't put your goggles on before you read my offer of grapes |
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"What would you do if I caught Man Flu,
Would you stand up and walk out on me.
Lemsip me in in a mug not a cup,
And wrap me in a duvet or 3.
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I can cry with a little help from my friends,
I might die with no help from my friends.
What do I do when my friends are away.
It worries me to be alone
How do I feel by the end of the day
Emergency can't get to the phone
Got man Flu this might be the end
I might Die if I don't tell my friends
God I need somebody
I need someone to care
Could it be anybody
Got lots of sneezes to share
To the tune of Get by with a little help from my friends
Glad to see you made it through Bladey"
Classic |
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