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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lost my home and car keys last week - they've still not turned up and using my neighbours set. A nuisance!"
fair play to your neighbour for having a set of houses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can any body help need some ideas of where to look I can't find them anywhere"
back of the bed ? pub ? mates house ? down the side of the chair sofa etc ,,,, wher you out last night and wrecked ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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do people tend to have a place that's random
they tend to leave things. Iam forever running about the house looking for things. Once my house mate put my bank card in a lunch box full of water and froze it the little shit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can any body help need some ideas of where to look I can't find them anywhere
back of the bed ? pub ? mates house ? down the side of the chair sofa etc ,,,, wher you out last night and wrecked ? "
Hells yesssss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was once this bloke came to my place of work , the mornign after the night before , had lost his whole car , i parked it out here went to the pub and now its gone , hed went one pub , then returned for his car to go to another and so on , completely lost track of where he had put his car ,,,, wow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Last time I found a man's missing keys they were in the airing cupboard."
God he must have been good for you to stop him leaving by hiding them there...
I normally just time the woman up in the airing cupboard x |
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"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side 
kitchen worktop "
Not that side the other side you know the side where you all ways end up putting things on but if they are not on that side try another side  |
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"Last time I found a man's missing keys they were in the airing cupboard.
God he must have been good for you to stop him leaving by hiding them there...
I normally just time the woman up in the airing cupboard x"
He put them there. I just had to do his thinking for him thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was once this bloke came to my place of work , the mornign after the night before , had lost his whole car , i parked it out here went to the pub and now its gone , hed went one pub , then returned for his car to go to another and so on , completely lost track of where he had put his car ,,,, wow "
you would believe how much I've heard of this have you seen like all the lost cars of the Middle East lol like ferraris etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side
kitchen worktop Not that side the other side you know the side where you all ways end up putting things on but if they are not on that side try another side "
Ahhhhhh the SIDE SIDE |
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"I lost my home and car keys last week - they've still not turned up and using my neighbours set. A nuisance!
fair play to your neighbour for having a set of houses "
I thought of someone reading ambiguity into that as I wrote it - it didn't take long
Today is more stressful, as going away from a few weeks, and keys still not found. |
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"Kitchen side ?No you know the side side
kitchen worktop Not that side the other side you know the side where you all ways end up putting things on but if they are not on that side try another side
Ahhhhhh the SIDE SIDE"
You got it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left "
Always makes me chuckle when people get bowls and bowels mixed up
Someone did mention they may be up a bum somewhere |
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Jill was looking for my belt this morning looked everywhere in the bedroom and the wardrobe she said then I found it in her side of the wardrobe hanging with her belts . So if a woman moved the keys they could be anywhere ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left "
hope their not in any ones bowel that's some serious SAW 7 shit lol
x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jill was looking for my belt this morning looked everywhere in the bedroom and the wardrobe she said then I found it in her side of the wardrobe hanging with her belts . So if a woman moved the keys they could be anywhere ?"
Lion the witch and the wardrobe style hahah...
Got to love a woman's good intentions of picking things up x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There still in the bowel at the swapping party there was an odd number your,s were left
Always makes me chuckle when people get bowls and bowels mixed up
Someone did mention they may be up a bum somewhere "
oh yesss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was actually trying to help 
Iam only teasing sexy ladie no offence intended just giggles here 
Ok, so answer my question then
Where did you last go in the car that you cam home from?  "
Oooo I went from
mine to my friends then we all went to xtasias foam party...
Maybe their in the remanance of the bubbles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try looking in Holland.
My car keys ended up there after a good friend was standing over. Picked his keys and mind up off the coffee table and took them home.
He came back with them a week later with said keys and a kg of Belgium chocolates.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You bugger, I was really trying to help
Spanked arse when I get my hands on you  "
ahahah laughing out loud xx made my day and spank away miss xx hope you have a flogger x |
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"You bugger, I was really trying to help
Spanked arse when I get my hands on you
ahahah laughing out loud xx made my day and spank away miss xx hope you have a flogger x"
I'll get one just for you. Or continue with my fly swat, as that hurts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You bugger, I was really trying to help
Spanked arse when I get my hands on you
ahahah laughing out loud xx made my day and spank away miss xx hope you have a flogger x
I'll get one just for you. Or continue with my fly swat, as that hurts "
bites lip cock twitches x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!"
Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!
Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx"
Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!
Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx
Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen! "
Ahaha ohhhhhhh Hello  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!
Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx
Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen!
Ahaha ohhhhhhh Hello "
Mwah!
Good foam party then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He seems to have quite a high pain thresh-hold as I recall!
Depends if your referring to being stapled at effrenata. electrics at flirts or floggings at xtasias xx
Nope just having your chest slapped in Cheekys kitchen!
Ahaha ohhhhhhh Hello
Mwah!
Good foam party then? "
oh yes very very good xx |
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