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For Christmas this year, I've received the most bizarre present…
Its a life size crow made out of resin, resting on a small pumpkin! Its just weird & am racking my brains to think what I've said this year to get it !?!
Anyway, interested to know what other bizarre presents people might have had…?
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"For Christmas this year, I've received the most bizarre present…
Its a life size crow made out of resin, resting on a small pumpkin! Its just weird & am racking my brains to think what I've said this year to get it !?!
Anyway, interested to know what other bizarre presents people might have had…?
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Just sounds like a left over from Halloween.
An auntie once bought me a box of assorted cream crackers? Maybe she thinks I'm crackers? |
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"For Christmas this year, I've received the most bizarre present…
Its a life size crow made out of resin, resting on a small pumpkin! Its just weird & am racking my brains to think what I've said this year to get it !?!
Anyway, interested to know what other bizarre presents people might have had…?
Just sounds like a left over from Halloween.
An auntie once bought me a box of assorted cream crackers? Maybe she thinks I'm crackers? "
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My parents are known for giving weird parents.
One year it was a pack of men's disposable razors.
Another, my mother called me from a supermarket asking if I wanted a microwave for Christmas [I don't have/ use one], and I was like, "Yeah, alright, I suppose if I had one I'd probably use it, thanks mum!"
And she was like, "oh, no, we were going to buy ourselves a new one, and was wondering if you wanted our old one."
Thanks mum... Merry Christmas to you too...? :D |
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Don't mock the weird presents, I once bought my ex wife a vanity mirror, with a light thingy surround, she mocked it and me for getting an unimaginative gift, years later I went to pick up my daughter, and she was throwing one of her fits at her new husband, about not being able to see properly to do her makeup, I whispered to him to tell her she could do with a mirror with a light round it, he did, and we spent the next ten minuets in the hallway being shouted at like a couple of naughty school boys, we found it funny, she sees the funny side now but at the time she was a bit mad
My uncle once bought me a toilet roll, wrapped up in nice paper, I fought to hide my disappointed face as the wrapping paper would have cost more than the arse wipe, he started pissing himself, on closer inspection there was £300 rolled up in the card board tube, I was one happy 14 year old.
Oh and don't complain about getting socks either, I did that once and I've had to buy my own socks for the past 10 years |
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