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over a year ago
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"Would you marry Katie Price so you can be in all the follow up shit promo's and get rich ......
Male or Female or Donkey can answer  "
I'd rather scrape my bell end over a cheesegrater then rub it in vinegar than go anywhere near that pyscho.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh come on you total crock of liars !
No one said you can't divorce.
I'm marryin her..... n that's that.
Think of the norks Wishy ...... must be like a stitch blanket now tho...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks
Not because im being all moral but because I think I may kill her by the end of the first day"
That's half the reckoning behind my thinking. I'd def knock the irritating bint out within 1/2 an hour of marrying her, that much is certain. |
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"Oh come on you total crock of liars !
No one said you can't divorce.
I'm marryin her..... n that's that.
Think of the norks Wishy ...... must be like a stitch blanket now tho...... "
*shudders*
The woman needs a bath. Along with that other skanky one with the bit tits that tried to copy the Jordan look and Russell Brand too... they all need a good scrub.
I wouldn't want fame or the money. Maybe that makes me a little strange but it's not a fib!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks
Not because im being all moral but because I think I may kill her by the end of the first day
oh please please please do it!!!!
i'll come visit you in prison "
Make sure you hide lots of contraband to bring in for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No thanks
Not because im being all moral but because I think I may kill her by the end of the first day"
Hmmmmmmm Im not sure that is a good enough reason. It implies that you want to marry her ...... but foresee a simple problem like cold blooded murder
I'll take that as a yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, Im a boob lady and hers do nothing for me....and I would have to hood and gag her.
So that's a maybe .....with the gag proviso "
After considering the gag proviso, it is definitely a no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thanks
Not because im being all moral but because I think I may kill her by the end of the first day
Hmmmmmmm Im not sure that is a good enough reason. It implies that you want to marry her ...... but foresee a simple problem like cold blooded murder
I'll take that as a yes"
Will you phone Hello magazine or shall I? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No thanks
Not because im being all moral but because I think I may kill her by the end of the first day
Hmmmmmmm Im not sure that is a good enough reason. It implies that you want to marry her ...... but foresee a simple problem like cold blooded murder
I'll take that as a yes
Will you phone Hello magazine or shall I? "
I will. I don't trust you with that oooooozie ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well im old. I've been married and i've had kids and so ....... I can forgo the bloody romantic morality and im marrying her for money ..
I don't fancy her ..... ! |
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