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"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.
Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"
Anybody else feel cringed out?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's the self promoting veris that make me laugh - the 'I fucked her hard with my 9 inch dick and she squealed as I made her squirt all over the bed' type  |
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"It's the self promoting veris that make me laugh - the 'I fucked her hard with my 9 inch dick and she squealed as I made her squirt all over the bed' type "
Or the ones that advertise their own upcoming party .... |
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"It's the self promoting veris that make me laugh - the 'I fucked her hard with my 9 inch dick and she squealed as I made her squirt all over the bed' type "
I feel the same mate, some people think their porn stars |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.
Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"
Anybody else feel cringed out?"
The ones which make me crack up are the ones which describe him as "genuine". Genuine what? Twat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He made me cum like 5 times in 10 mins and has the most suckable cock dont let this man pass u by u will regret it.
Ffs if i aint fucked them and am never gonna how the fuck will i regret it.
And yes there is probs one like it on our profile but hell yhea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate the ones where they talk about what a genuine gent he is, that he truly is a great person and that he is doing you a favour for shagging you
And like he has a great sense of humour and isn't a one trick pony. Hate all that shut 
I prefer the ones that say, "real person, not inflatible"...
Now what do my veris say.... aww shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol 
Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man . . lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last "
shag the brag - shhhhhhhh xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man . . lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last
shag the brag - shhhhhhhh xx"
I know. I luke to brag abit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen one recently that says fuck off she's mine...
Get off the site then  "
I've seen similar...and there are normally more than 1 veri from that person.
I am displaying my most Acceptable verification |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol "
Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !
Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !
Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours !"
Hi and thanks sarah, yes them haribos are my favourite, especially the cola bottles and yeah thought I would make a fun ending to the profile with that line.
I didn't know that with delayed ejaculation you could go on for longer, its getting warmer don't it, summer almost here x. |
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"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.
Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"
Anybody else feel cringed out?"
Yep, verifications tend to put me off, full stop.
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man . . lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last "
2 mins that's two shags and a fag inbetween
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Shag, I am disappointed. I always imagined you as a half-an-hour man . . lol yes and no 30min is way to much for me, about 2min or so I can last
2 mins that's two shags and a fag inbetween
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That is right, it is all about saving time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have some saying I was a shit shag and slightly better than a wank.
Haha really? have a look.
Can't believe I just read through your veris lol "
I read through them too! Then realised I'd read them before hehe
Just had to resurrect this thread! |
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I left one for a guy who pissed me off by continually badgering me in to a meet. Made him choose heads or tails, flipped a coin and told him he'd better get ready. No reciprocation bj. Gritted my teeth, went through with it, fucked off immediately, barracked him for a verification and two months later left him...
"If you want it badly, that's how you'll get it." |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !
Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours !"
yeah he does I like the bit about having burger and fries in the summer if you have a garden haha I've got delayed ejaculation frustrating though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen cocks that look suckable,I've seen some I wouldn't want in my mouth. That doesn't mean other women will probably think differently. I don't read that many verifications to laugh or cringe about them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously some verifications on this site are comical, and honestly they make me cringe.
Such as "he has a suckable cock " or "great shag"
Anybody else feel cringed out?"
Yeah ... The ones which when you look aren't shown at all ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I left one for a guy who pissed me off by continually badgering me in to a meet. Made him choose heads or tails, flipped a coin and told him he'd better get ready. No reciprocation bj. Gritted my teeth, went through with it, fucked off immediately, barracked him for a verification and two months later left him...
"If you want it badly, that's how you'll get it.""
Why would you meet him if you really weren't that arsed to? I'm genuinely confused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it's more fun reading both the two veris, read one recently where a single girl was obviously at a party, and she had put things like great night everyone was nice and polite, was nervous to start with, met some nice people etc.
The blokes all put how they all fucked her, give her the best shag of her life and that she took on five guys in one night, sucked like a demon etc, even said she'd be a great addition to any party.
Reading it was a little sobering, that all the blokes just thought she was there to be used and abused and hired out to the next party.
I'd not be happy with them sort of comments about S. But if she's happy with that good luck to her.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dressed to kill always makes me think. I go to meets in heels and dresses or corsets.
If I was going to kill some one it would be forensic suits, gloves boots and a hat "
There's a few pairs of my big pants I could probably smother someone with mind... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Shag you have the funniest profile I've read on here haha haribos and the last line is classic !
Ps I've met guys with delayed ejaculation and yes hours ! yeah he does I like the bit about having burger and fries in the summer if you have a garden haha I've got delayed ejaculation frustrating though"
Thanks and yes as it is soon barbeque weather as well lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol "
Oh Nooo!!! I had six hours of torture before and I am not joking... Got bored after the first hour. Fuck knows what was wrong with the guy.. I gave up in the end and ran home ... Said I needed to get home for dinner :/ |
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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago
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A favourite I've seen on a friend's profile merely says: "They're OK".
I always find it amusing when ones written by guys end up being more about themselves. "She took all of my 9 inches... blah blah blah" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Oh Nooo!!! I had six hours of torture before and I am not joking... Got bored after the first hour. Fuck knows what was wrong with the guy.. I gave up in the end and ran home ... Said I needed to get home for dinner :/ "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Oh Nooo!!! I had six hours of torture before and I am not joking... Got bored after the first hour. Fuck knows what was wrong with the guy.. I gave up in the end and ran home ... Said I needed to get home for dinner :/ "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they say lasting for hours, common no one lasts that long, maibe 5min the most lol
Oh Nooo!!! I had six hours of torture before and I am not joking... Got bored after the first hour. Fuck knows what was wrong with the guy.. I gave up in the end and ran home ... Said I needed to get home for dinner :/ "
lol yes, yeah that was to long time and I bet you was sore after for a bit too, 10min or so is good time I recon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do guys always put silly things like "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with"?
Well ok then "Mr passive aggressive slightly too obsessessed crazy man" I will  |
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"I think it's more fun reading both the two veris, read one recently where a single girl was obviously at a party, and she had put things like great night everyone was nice and polite, was nervous to start with, met some nice people etc.
The blokes all put how they all fucked her, give her the best shag of her life and that she took on five guys in one night, sucked like a demon etc, even said she'd be a great addition to any party.
Reading it was a little sobering, that all the blokes just thought she was there to be used and abused and hired out to the next party.
I'd not be happy with them sort of comments about S. But if she's happy with that good luck to her.
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Pssst i dont suppose you got her phone number did ya ? |
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"Why do guys always put silly things like "treat her with respect or you'll have me to deal with"?
Well ok then "Mr passive aggressive slightly too obsessessed crazy man" I will "
Tells you more about the men really, doesn't it? Those types usually say 'bring your 'A-game', too'.
It's the usual alpha-male rubbish of puffing out his chest, marking his territory etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sucks like a Dyson made me lol
Fuuucccckkkk, that's on our profile.
I have a veri about a Dyson! "
Haha that whole veri is hilarious
The ones that make me laugh are when they say "Has a great cock and knows how to use it" , make me think there's a whole group of men looking down puzzled at their cock, thinking "what on earth do i do with this??"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sucks like a Dyson made me lol
Fuuucccckkkk, that's on our profile.
I have a veri about a Dyson!
Haha that whole veri is hilarious
The ones that make me laugh are when they say "Has a great cock and knows how to use it" , make me think there's a whole group of men looking down puzzled at their cock, thinking "what on earth do i do with this??" "
There are a few who don't know what to do with a naked woman haha ergo not knowing what to do with their cocks !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fav on ours is- Been there, done them, can't live with the shame "
Jealous. I need that veri!
My favourite bore the legend
'Not bad'
Shame he pissed off and took his veri with him. I was awfully proud. |
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A lot of them are cringeworthy, but I like the system, I think you can read a lot between the lines. Going back to the dating sites makes me really miss them too lol - do I really want to invest weeks in someone who might be totally sexually incompatible?? |
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"A lot of them are cringeworthy, but I like the system, I think you can read a lot between the lines. Going back to the dating sites makes me really miss them too lol - do I really want to invest weeks in someone who might be totally sexually incompatible?? "
You can tell from first shag if your right for each other or not in my humble opinion from my personal experience. It's if you got that "chemistry" thing going on. That's what it's all about but unfortunately sooo damned hard to find  |
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"A lot of them are cringeworthy, but I like the system, I think you can read a lot between the lines. Going back to the dating sites makes me really miss them too lol - do I really want to invest weeks in someone who might be totally sexually incompatible??
You can tell from first shag if your right for each other or not in my humble opinion from my personal experience. It's if you got that "chemistry" thing going on. That's what it's all about but unfortunately sooo damned hard to find "
Yes, but the point is, contrary to my presence on this site, I actually don't want to shag a lot of people to find out if I like shagging them!! Catch 22! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like reading between the lines of the veri system. It's often that bits that are missed out that tells you exactly what you want to know about a person before you decide to meet
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like reading between the lines of the veri system. It's often that bits that are missed out that tells you exactly what you want to know about a person before you decide to meet
Mrs"
I loose when they are described as genuine. means they won't stand me up ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lot of them are cringeworthy, but I like the system, I think you can read a lot between the lines. Going back to the dating sites makes me really miss them too lol - do I really want to invest weeks in someone who might be totally sexually incompatible??
You can tell from first shag if your right for each other or not in my humble opinion from my personal experience. It's if you got that "chemistry" thing going on. That's what it's all about but unfortunately sooo damned hard to find
Yes, but the point is, contrary to my presence on this site, I actually don't want to shag a lot of people to find out if I like shagging them!! Catch 22! "
Me neither and I don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just read one said "her pussy tastes like honey..." of course he "can't wait to see her again"
So many veris are clearly sucking up hoping they will get another go haha |
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"I just read one said "her pussy tastes like honey..." of course he "can't wait to see her again"
So many veris are clearly sucking up hoping they will get another go haha"
What was hers for him in curious if it tied up haha |
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