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Cock weight......????
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?"
Won't that just measure volume? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?
Won't that just measure volume? "
W = ?Vg
Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this like a stall at the church fete?
Guess the weight of the cock
Your church is very different to the ones round here if you have those kind of stalls  ........... the vicar would have a heart attack if the misses went in a mini skirt let along getting my cock out |
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"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?
Won't that just measure volume? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?
Won't that just measure volume?
W = ?Vg
Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer."
That'd work only if the penis was the same density/weight as the water though right?
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?
Won't that just measure volume?
W = ?Vg
Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer.
That'd work only if the penis was the same density/weight as the water though right?
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Yep. But if it was engaged with blood it should be fairly easy to calculate the difference between that and water. Or use something with a similar density to blood instead of water. Custard? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?"
Love it .... Tears laughter xxx |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?
Won't that just measure volume?
W = ?Vg
Or just measure the weight of the fluid before and after displacement without all the buoyancy calculations for a quick answer.
That'd work only if the penis was the same density/weight as the water though right?
Yep. But if it was engaged with blood it should be fairly easy to calculate the difference between that and water. Or use something with a similar density to blood instead of water. Custard?"
That's seems awful complex...
Weigh the bloke... Chop his todger off. Then weigh the bloke again.. simples...
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"FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good
No chooks allowed ... Only true cocky weight my darling xxx "
You do realise you have probably going to gets lots of pics of cocks on scales now. Makes nice change from sky remotes and can shots |
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"FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good
No chooks allowed ... Only true cocky weight my darling xxx
You do realise you have probably going to gets lots of pics of cocks on scales now. Makes nice change from sky remotes and can shots "
With the weight showing a few kilo I suspect
Belly laugh
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have U fellows ever weighed ur cock! :"
i cant say i have but surely this could also be used as a blood flow metre ? The heavier it weighs over a certain period of time ? |
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"Oh blimey erm how do you weigh your widgey errm water displacement in a bowl ??
Use glassware instead? Ranging from a test tube to a vase or pitcher depending on girth?
Won't that just measure volume? "
I think cock volume is a more useful measurement, as it's this that the recipient will benefit from, rather than weight. |
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"FFS the bloody thing won't keep still on the scales, will one of the hens be any good
No chooks allowed ... Only true cocky weight my darling xxx
You do realise you have probably going to gets lots of pics of cocks on scales now. Makes nice change from sky remotes and can shots
With the weight showing a few kilo I suspect
Belly laugh
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Be some trying to find scales with metric tonnes on now |
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(where's them scales) 
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