The best excuse

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is the best cancellation excuse you have been given?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

from last week can't meet my wife has falling a sleep she had too much to drink today

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sorry car broke down.

she doesnt drive

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont make excuses, it would mean I care about their feelings

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sorry car broke down.

she doesnt drive

there's a lot of broken down cars.....loads....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sorry car broke down.

she doesnt drive

there's a lot of broken down cars.....loads....

yes mam im sure there is

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sorry car broke down.

she doesnt drive

there's a lot of broken down cars.....loads....

yes mam im sure there is"

horses, the answer is horses

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"sorry car broke down.

she doesnt drive

there's a lot of broken down cars.....loads....

yes mam im sure there is

horses, the answer is horses"

get back in the saloon you whore before i start cracking ma whip.