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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try not to do that anymore. Though today you can just hit Google maps to find our where you are - in my youth you'd have go out and find a road sign or ask whomever was next to you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I try not to do that anymore. Though today you can just hit Google maps to find our where you are - in my youth you'd have go out and find a road sign or ask whomever was next to you!"
Its just that second u wake N realise this is not my bedroom ..lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out   "
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I try not to do that anymore. Though today you can just hit Google maps to find our where you are - in my youth you'd have go out and find a road sign or ask whomever was next to you!
Its just that second u wake N realise this is not my bedroom ..lol"
hope you can find the green tea bags |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I try not to do that anymore. Though today you can just hit Google maps to find our where you are - in my youth you'd have go out and find a road sign or ask whomever was next to you!
Its just that second u wake N realise this is not my bedroom ..lolhope you can find the green tea bags "
Yes they were there waiting for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. .."
Two sugers please  I'll keep your side warm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Two sugers please I'll keep your side warm "
You are too kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special "
Oh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special
Oh! "
Your shocking mind madam  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while "
Ten points to this man for reading my proile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same feeling as when you move your bedroom furniture around and wake up facing a wall instead of the door. Moment of panic/disorientation until you remember what you did. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Same feeling as when you move your bedroom furniture around and wake up facing a wall instead of the door. Moment of panic/disorientation until you remember what you did. "
I did that a few months ago..freaked me oot and that very morning moved it all back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I try not to do that anymore. Though today you can just hit Google maps to find our where you are - in my youth you'd have go out and find a road sign or ask whomever was next to you!
Its just that second u wake N realise this is not my bedroom ..lol"
I've had a few of those, swiftly accompanied by the 'Who are your and what's your name?' moments!
Now I'm at that age where I prefer to end up in my own bed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I try not to do that anymore. Though today you can just hit Google maps to find our where you are - in my youth you'd have go out and find a road sign or ask whomever was next to you!
Its just that second u wake N realise this is not my bedroom ..lol
I've had a few of those, swiftly accompanied by the 'Who are your and what's your name?' moments!
Now I'm at that age where I prefer to end up in my own bed. "
Its not one of those moments altho tbh not had one of those as my sleepovers tend to be in my own bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special
Oh!
Your shocking mind madam "
hope you had a lovely time lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special
Oh!
Your shocking mind madam
hope you had a lovely time lovely x"
I did and am thank you lovely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Same feeling as when you move your bedroom furniture around and wake up facing a wall instead of the door. Moment of panic/disorientation until you remember what you did.
I did that a few months ago..freaked me oot and that very morning moved it all back."
Cos you know you went to sleep in your own bed. |
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while
Ten points to this man for reading my proile "
Seriously though, I can wake up in a strange room and sort of know where I am. This all depends on my knowledge of the place before I passed out of course.
Hotels are shit because they all look the same |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Same feeling as when you move your bedroom furniture around and wake up facing a wall instead of the door. Moment of panic/disorientation until you remember what you did.
I did that a few months ago..freaked me oot and that very morning moved it all back.
Cos you know you went to sleep in your own bed. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i will be waking in one sat morning
Ohh is this after Friday nights antics "
Yes a fab friend is being a gent as it will be a nightmare getting back from the city that night xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while
Ten points to this man for reading my proile
Seriously though, I can wake up in a strange room and sort of know where I am. This all depends on my knowledge of the place before I passed out of course.
Hotels are shit because they all look the same "
It was just the intial waking up N thinking fook me someone's moved my Windows |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh i will be waking in one sat morning
Ohh is this after Friday nights antics
Yes a fab friend is being a gent as it will be a nightmare getting back from the city that night xx"
Will he be a gent all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh i will be waking in one sat morning
Ohh is this after Friday nights antics
Yes a fab friend is being a gent as it will be a nightmare getting back from the city that night xx
Will he be a gent all night "
Ive asked him not to be.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh i will be waking in one sat morning
Ohh is this after Friday nights antics
Yes a fab friend is being a gent as it will be a nightmare getting back from the city that night xx
Will he be a gent all night
Ive asked him not to be.. "
Thats my girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i stayed at my mams the other weekend and when i woke up my first thought was the bed had shrunk as its only a single
time b4 i woke up in my daughters bed and thought what the heck am idoing here then i remembered  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i stayed at my mams the other weekend and when i woke up my first thought was the bed had shrunk as its only a single
time b4 i woke up in my daughters bed and thought what the heck am idoing here then i remembered "
Thankfully this is a comfy double |
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while
Ten points to this man for reading my proile
Seriously though, I can wake up in a strange room and sort of know where I am. This all depends on my knowledge of the place before I passed out of course.
Hotels are shit because they all look the same
It was just the intial waking up N thinking fook me someone's moved my Windows "
Ok, but I wouldn't mind trying to push your buttons though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while
Ten points to this man for reading my proile
Seriously though, I can wake up in a strange room and sort of know where I am. This all depends on my knowledge of the place before I passed out of course.
Hotels are shit because they all look the same
It was just the intial waking up N thinking fook me someone's moved my Windows
Ok, but I wouldn't mind trying to push your buttons though "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while
Ten points to this man for reading my proile
Seriously though, I can wake up in a strange room and sort of know where I am. This all depends on my knowledge of the place before I passed out of course.
Hotels are shit because they all look the same
It was just the intial waking up N thinking fook me someone's moved my Windows
Ok, but I wouldn't mind trying to push your buttons though
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you have pulled madam |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while
Ten points to this man for reading my proile
Seriously though, I can wake up in a strange room and sort of know where I am. This all depends on my knowledge of the place before I passed out of course.
Hotels are shit because they all look the same
It was just the intial waking up N thinking fook me someone's moved my Windows
Ok, but I wouldn't mind trying to push your buttons though
you have pulled madam "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of mine got d*unk years ago and pulled a lady who was at the polar opposite of desirable.
On waking up in the middle of the night next to her he freaked out and tried to escape out of the window.
It was at the point halfway down the drainpipe that he realised it was his house...
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"I try not to piss the bed
Well I am safe no pissing bed here
Well you do say you're not meeting anyone for a wee while
Ten points to this man for reading my proile "
Oh I think he deserves more than that lol - after all its a rarity to discover anybody who's read a profile lmao x |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special "
I'm very happy for you..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special
I'm very happy for you..
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I'm happy your happy that I'm happy we are a happy..Ohh hope the move went well |
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"Slllllllut
Your just jealous it's not yours so shut it fook face
You'd love my bed and you no it
For once I'm speechless
Trust me you would be
I know I've heard the gossip "
Ohhh funk me I'm so not surprised but come on we all make mistakes sadly I've made a lot lately |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Slllllllut
Your just jealous it's not yours so shut it fook face
You'd love my bed and you no it
For once I'm speechless
Trust me you would be
I know I've heard the gossip
Ohhh funk me I'm so not surprised but come on we all make mistakes sadly I've made a lot lately "
Oh we deffo do make mistakes but we learn move on and don't make them again..its ok Mr FB ...I still love ya and don't listen to idle Goss as with óot on here inches get added to em |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special
I'm very happy for you..
I'm happy your happy that I'm happy we are a happy..Ohh hope the move went well"
Still unpacking boxes only took me two days to find my underwear...Dick was a happy bunny about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A strange bed ...For a few moments it threw me and I thought wtf....off to pop the kettle on and try not wake the sleeping. ..
Dirty stop out
It was nothing like that I'm visiting someone special
I'm very happy for you..
I'm happy your happy that I'm happy we are a happy..Ohh hope the move went well
Still unpacking boxes only took me two days to find my underwear...Dick was a happy bunny about it "
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"I try not to do that anymore. Though today you can just hit Google maps to find our where you are - in my youth you'd have go out and find a road sign or ask whomever was next to you!"
I remember at least once having to follow the sound of distant traffic to find out where I was. A bit like following a river after you're lost in a jungle.
As you do. |
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