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over a year ago
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I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time  |
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My mood amplifies. If I've had a good day then I'm giggly and silly and I fall over. If I've had a rough day or something is bothering me, or if someone upsets me while I'm d*unk then I just end up crying all night and getting shitty with people and shouting a lot.
Usually the former. I don't really drink anymore though |
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over a year ago
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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time "
...too late you sent your sexual demands to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get d*unk that often, not a fan of hangovers.
But a happy d*unk. "
Same here!
I'm laughable when I'm d*unk! Even people I've just met are my 'best friend in all the world and I'll love them for ever and ever!!'  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think it depends who I'm with. I didn't intend on getting d*unk tonight,my daughter's friend kept opening wine (they have to work tomorrow). We had a laugh and some interesting conversation between d*unk women about men and politics. Made a nice change |
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over a year ago
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"My mood amplifies. If I've had a good day then I'm giggly and silly and I fall over. If I've had a rough day or something is bothering me, or if someone upsets me while I'm d*unk then I just end up crying all night and getting shitty with people and shouting a lot.
Usually the former. I don't really drink anymore though "
You had some wine in June....
Most of the bottle is still in the fridge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk.
I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone.
Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working
Mrs  "
Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. |
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"My mood amplifies. If I've had a good day then I'm giggly and silly and I fall over. If I've had a rough day or something is bothering me, or if someone upsets me while I'm d*unk then I just end up crying all night and getting shitty with people and shouting a lot.
Usually the former. I don't really drink anymore though
You had some wine in June....
Most of the bottle is still in the fridge"
I think it was July actually... But yeah.
For non drinkers we have a silly amount of alcohol in the house :-/
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really depends what I drink . Jack Daniels and I have not spoken for years . Generally I'm a happy one but always go to far and become a very d*unk and honest drink . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get d*unk that often, not a fan of hangovers.
But a happy d*unk.
Same here!
I'm laughable when I'm d*unk! Even people I've just met are my 'best friend in all the world and I'll love them for ever and ever!!' "
One of the last drinks I had was the one sambuca I had with you in Chester...
That's how little I drink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk.
I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone.
Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working
Mrs
Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. "
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I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm just a d*unken idiot! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it...."
Wine is my downfall 
The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't drink much, a couple of pints and you'll find me snoring. So if we ever meet limit the booze zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzxxxxzzzzzzzz |
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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time
A teetotal one "
I did tee total for a long time,I hardly ever drink now |
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it....
Wine is my downfall
The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy "
It makes me ubber confident (I mean I'm confident already) but I just chat to anyone and not give a shit lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk.
I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone.
Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working
Mrs
Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. .
I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm
just a d*unken idiot!"
I'm a killer on the dance floor when I've had a few drinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk.
I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone.
Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working
Mrs
Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. .
I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm
just a d*unken idiot!
I'm a killer on the dance floor when I've had a few drinks "
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I also think I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it....
Wine is my downfall
The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy
It makes me ubber confident (I mean I'm confident already) but I just chat to anyone and not give a shit lol "
Me too I'm not shy but on the wine I'm very forward When you go out to Brentwood with my friends I always chat at the bar. I can't help myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a hyper talkative d*unk.
I get on the dance floor, refuse to leave and dance with everyone.
Oh, and the filter between my brain and mouth stops working
Mrs
Yes! When I'm out and d*unk my mouth goes into overdrive. I got called an idiot once because of it. .
I was an idiot before I started drinking.... Now I'm
just a d*unken idiot!
I'm a killer on the dance floor when I've had a few drinks .
I also think I am "
We're shit really ain't we |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Totally depends what I'm drinking to what kind of d*unk I am and who I'm with!!
I found out recently I must step away from the phone so I don't send out embarrassing messages!!
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over a year ago
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"Totally depends what I'm drinking to what kind of d*unk I am and who I'm with!!
I found out recently I must step away from the phone so I don't send out embarrassing messages!!
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I'm on the cusp of not that d*unk I do something stupid but I'm tempted |
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Last time I got actually d*unk, I was stumbling around Bradford on crutches trying not to get run over by cars and stuff. I drank a couple of bottles of wine, a fair amount of vodka, a few jägerbombs, and whatever everyone else was drinking because I was feeling mischievous and pinching their drinks too :-/ then ended up watching my mate graze her forehead on a wall, kneeing her bf's mate in the balls because he wouldn't fuck off when I asked him to, then eating awful Chinese food and then having awful sex with my mate's bf's mate and I got 'injured' and there was blood all over the sheets and it looked like someone had been mirdered :-/ bloody hand prints and stuff. At some point that night I was sitting on a street corner crying and talking to a homeless man..
Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?
And the time before that, I went through 2 bottles of red wine with a guy I met online somewhere, and then none of the taxi companies were answering their phones.. So a mate of mine happened to be driving around near this guys place so he picked me up and drove me 20 miles home all the time begging me not to puke in the car cos it's a company car.. But I'd already puked in the guys bathroom and in my d*unken state I managed to get bright red vomit on the wall (red wine!) behind the loo. Got home safe and sound and fell asleep on the sofa. Couple of weeks later the guy invited me back round.. Nipped to the loo and saw the red vomit on the wall :-/
What kind of d*unk am I? A very bad one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Totally depends what I'm drinking to what kind of d*unk I am and who I'm with!!
I found out recently I must step away from the phone so I don't send out embarrassing messages!!
I'm on the cusp of not that d*unk I do something stupid but I'm tempted "
Oh no, I knew it was a bad idea even when I was writing it but then I just thought 'fuck it' pressed send and was amazed I got a response!! Then my phone died sooooo that was the end of that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Totally depends what I'm drinking to what kind of d*unk I am and who I'm with!!
I found out recently I must step away from the phone so I don't send out embarrassing messages!!
I'm on the cusp of not that d*unk I do something stupid but I'm tempted
Oh no, I knew it was a bad idea even when I was writing it but then I just thought 'fuck it' pressed send and was amazed I got a response!! Then my phone died sooooo that was the end of that!"
I'm sober enough to talk myself out of it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Last time I got actually d*unk, I was stumbling around Bradford on crutches trying not to get run over by cars and stuff. I drank a couple of bottles of wine, a fair amount of vodka, a few jägerbombs, and whatever everyone else was drinking because I was feeling mischievous and pinching their drinks too :-/ then ended up watching my mate graze her forehead on a wall, kneeing her bf's mate in the balls because he wouldn't fuck off when I asked him to, then eating awful Chinese food and then having awful sex with my mate's bf's mate and I got 'injured' and there was blood all over the sheets and it looked like someone had been mirdered :-/ bloody hand prints and stuff. At some point that night I was sitting on a street corner crying and talking to a homeless man..
Is it any wonder I don't drink anymore?
And the time before that, I went through 2 bottles of red wine with a guy I met online somewhere, and then none of the taxi companies were answering their phones.. So a mate of mine happened to be driving around near this guys place so he picked me up and drove me 20 miles home all the time begging me not to puke in the car cos it's a company car.. But I'd already puked in the guys bathroom and in my d*unken state I managed to get bright red vomit on the wall (red wine!) behind the loo. Got home safe and sound and fell asleep on the sofa. Couple of weeks later the guy invited me back round.. Nipped to the loo and saw the red vomit on the wall :-/
What kind of d*unk am I? A very bad one "
It's called learning from experience |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I spout utter bollox then fall asleep
Bollox is d*unk language
Aye, you've got to have a few bevvies to understand it  "
We had a long conversation in bollox tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hugger dancer...but thankfully dont tell everyone I love em...and have never placed hands in an area its not welcome irrespective of how d*unk ive been....proud of that... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rarely bother with a drink and when I do its just one maybe two.
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I only had 4 drinks. Two glasses of prosecco and two red wine and I'm under it. I just realised it would have been my 31st wedding anniversary today. Made me feel old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I rarely drink anymore as I seem to go from sober to wankered in the space of 1 drink.
Damn.. One Drink !!! That would save me a Fortune.. "
Noooooo!!! I can drink like a fish, ment I feel sober, then 1 more drink and I'm pished! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Really depends what I drink . Jack Daniels and I have not spoken for years . Generally I'm a happy one but always go to far and become a very d*unk and honest drink . "
Jack and I stopped talking about 10 years ago. 3 people, 4hours, 4 litre bottles. I was wrecked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hugger dancer...but thankfully dont tell everyone I love em...and have never placed hands in an area its not welcome irrespective of how d*unk ive been....proud of that... "
I love everyone when I'm d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't do d*unk...may do slightly merry..hangovers N loosing a day feeling crap ain't my thing...plus I've not drank for months all bar one bottle of champagne. . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a happy d*unkard. And on a school night too,but not so d*unk I make spelling mistakes. Not d*unk enough to send embarrassing texts,I stopped just in time "
I'm a flirty d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Better looking.
Funnier.
I can sing.
I can dance.
In the morning I look like shit.
On the plus side; if I'm sick you don't need to hold my hair out of the way...... I just take it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a happy, chatty, very flirty d*unk. Also makes me really horny, especially if I've had red wine! xx"
I think I need to move back to Mansfield... Is the swan still there I can get you a drink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??  "
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx"
I have to eat junk food |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Better looking.
Funnier.
I can sing.
I can dance.
In the morning I look like shit.
On the plus side; if I'm sick you don't need to hold my hair out of the way...... I just take it off "
You have the perfect hair for a d*unk person |
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over a year ago
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx
I have to eat junk food"
I can't face food when I'm hungover. Just tea to go with my headache to stop the shakes |
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx"
Can't even think about sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx
Can't even think about sex "
Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx
Can't even think about sex
Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx"
Way to early to read that vara let me wake up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx
Can't even think about sex
Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx
Way to early to read that vara let me wake up!"
Haha I used to teach a course on presentations and a guy with some science background did his on hangover fact and fiction. I could send it round? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx
Can't even think about sex
Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx"
The smell of eggs would make me feel ill. Might be able to stomach juice but not with a banana,I'd get terrible heartburn. I'm going to sleep it off later I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Better looking.
Funnier.
I can sing.
I can dance.
In the morning I look like shit.
On the plus side; if I'm sick you don't need to hold my hair out of the way...... I just take it off
You have the perfect hair for a d*unk person "
Careful who you say that to; it's open to misinterpretation lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx
Can't even think about sex
Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx
Way to early to read that vara let me wake up!
Haha I used to teach a course on presentations and a guy with some science background did his on hangover fact and fiction. I could send it round? "
Feel free to send whatever round infact bring it yourself!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the very rare occasion I get what I would call d*unk, pleasantly tipsy to give you an idea, I'm simply a more giddy form of myself. Most of the time I am simply a little bit more loquacious when I am d*unk and still able to say loquacious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you?? "
Worst I feel is a bit groggy, muzzy headed and tired...usually through lack of sleep as much as the alcohol. Lots of fluids and a good breakfast normally sorts me out, unless it was a very long session - where falling asleep on the couch for a few hours is the cure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New question:
What kind of hungover person are you??
Hungover I'm pathetic, feel sorry for myself, can't function and am very dramatic about it. I still find everything funny though and have the horn lol.xx
Can't even think about sex
Eat some eggs they contain something that breaks down the toxins that cause a hangover. Also juice and Bannana to replace your electrolytes and potassium. Xx
Way to early to read that vara let me wake up!
Haha I used to teach a course on presentations and a guy with some science background did his on hangover fact and fiction. I could send it round?
Feel free to send whatever round infact bring it yourself!!"
Nurse vara make a home visit? I think it can be arranged... |
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over a year ago
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"I normally am merry then I hit a period when I get grumpy, then I go in to my own little word then I am sick....
I don't get aggressive just I get pissy and snotty  "
Sounds messy |
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"I normally am merry then I hit a period when I get grumpy, then I go in to my own little word then I am sick....
I don't get aggressive just I get pissy and snotty "
Ah your the type that let's me know it's time for me to leave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mostly sleepy. Too much white wine can make me tearful. Jägerbombs make me aggressive, I'm not allowed them any more "
I can't drink any shots at all now. I lose periods of my evening with blank moments. I found myself outside a club once with no idea how I got out there. I'm glad I can't drink like I used to,the aftermath was unbearable. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm the type of d*unk that cuddles, falls asleep, vomits, or loses their clothes and dances naked"
I'm glad I'm not that kind of a d*unk. My naked dancing would clear a bar |
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over a year ago
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I'm an exaggerated version of the mood is was in while sober
I'm generally happy so I'm a happy playful and loving tipsy person
If I'm in a bad mood then there's no point drinking as it makes me miserable |
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over a year ago
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Depends who I'm with. Most of the time if I've been drinking and I'm out and getter chatted up by guys, I get quite aggressive and telling them to fuck off, if they're bothering me or my mates. I hardly ever drink, I go from flirty to rude halfway through my third drink... I dont even drink with dinner anymore. |
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over a year ago
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Used to be an happy d*unk when I was younger now I`m an happy d*unk who cant remember what I`m doing. Must be the old age and thinking I can still drink the same. |
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"Vodka I'm fine, wine I turn really flirty and gin sends me a bit violent hence why I don't drink it....
Wine is my downfall
The last meet I had was a social in a pub in Stratford. We drank two bottles of wine and I leant forwards and kissed him in a busy pub. Without wine I would never do that. Wine turns me into a floozy
It makes me ubber confident (I mean I'm confident already) but I just chat to anyone and not give a shit lol
Me too I'm not shy but on the wine I'm very forward When you go out to Brentwood with my friends I always chat at the bar. I can't help myself."
I think I'm gods gift and chat to the hot men....to be honest never had anything negitive said and had a few drinks bought for me |
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over a year ago
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I honesty cannot answer this question, I waa d*unk a few weekends ago and don't remember any of it
Was told I was funny though, not sure that i want to know what I done! Lol |
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