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I'm going to take you to lunch
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though. 
-Courtney"
I'll be on top so I dont have my bare arse on a pile of pastry crumbs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were in Lancashire that'd be a marriage proposal that."
Flash bugger eh?!
You could almost take four dates to the pound bakery for that! Two for a quid pies...No contest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.
-Courtney
I'll be on top so I dont have my bare arse on a pile of pastry crumbs "
Oh, you sweet talker, you 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were in Lancashire that'd be a marriage proposal that.
Flash bugger eh?!
You could almost take four dates to the pound bakery for that! Two for a quid pies...No contest"
I know. And nobody's pregnant so dunno why he's splashing out like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine pulling apart a sausage roll over someone's butt as they're on all fours then eating the crumbs from their crack
I'm getting flustered "
Who says romance is dead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Greggs??? You said you'd pop my Nando's cherry....
Haven't even popped my own and I'm nervous "
I'll hold your hand. We should think of a safeword just in case..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.
-Courtney chipperoo you harlot get me a pasty "
They have their seasonal holiday pasties out 
-Chip |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I like the cheese pasty they have there...we'd probably have to have sex in the car, though.
-Courtney chipperoo you harlot get me a pasty "
'Food poisoning' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Imagine pulling apart a sausage roll over someone's butt as they're on all fours then eating the crumbs from their crack
I'm getting flustered "
Imagine just shoving it in whole, slapping her arse, pulling her knickers up and scarpering across the car park, chuckling uncontrollably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mackem dummy and a stottie 
I used to work in a call centre next to a Greggs factory which had an outlet shop selling all the deformed pasties that had gone a bit wrong for cheap. Those were the days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you were in Lancashire that'd be a marriage proposal that.
Flash bugger eh?!
You could almost take four dates to the pound bakery for that! Two for a quid pies...No contest
I know. And nobody's pregnant so dunno why he's splashing out like that."
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