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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There must be someone in the Midlands who is...
A) Not nuts.
B) Likes getting fucked.
C) Can come and pick me up.
D) Doesn’t look like they fell out of the ugly tree (twice) hitting every branch .
It's not that difficult is it?
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OH BOY !!!!!!
(Pulls up a comfy chair, and grabs a BIG bag of popcorn, and a large .... this could get interesting!)
Dont worry my lad, the usual crowd will be along in a mo' to... erm... how can I put this?
Point out the error of your post?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OH BOY !!!!!!
(Pulls up a comfy chair, and grabs a BIG bag of popcorn, and a large .... this could get interesting!)
Dont worry my lad, the usual crowd will be along in a mo' to... erm... how can I put this?
Point out the error of your post? "
can i join you and watch lol |
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"OH BOY !!!!!!
(Pulls up a comfy chair, and grabs a BIG bag of popcorn, and a large .... this could get interesting!)
Dont worry my lad, the usual crowd will be along in a mo' to... erm... how can I put this?
Point out the error of your post?
can i join you and watch lol"
By all means, I'll dust of the pouffe and you can snuggle in close and watch the fireworks lol.... you like toffee popcorn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OH BOY !!!!!!
(Pulls up a comfy chair, and grabs a BIG bag of popcorn, and a large .... this could get interesting!)
Dont worry my lad, the usual crowd will be along in a mo' to... erm... how can I put this?
Point out the error of your post?
can i join you and watch lol
By all means, I'll dust of the pouffe and you can snuggle in close and watch the fireworks lol.... you like toffee popcorn?"
love it thank you |
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"OH BOY !!!!!!
(Pulls up a comfy chair, and grabs a BIG bag of popcorn, and a large .... this could get interesting!)
Dont worry my lad, the usual crowd will be along in a mo' to... erm... how can I put this?
Point out the error of your post?
can i join you and watch lol
By all means, I'll dust of the pouffe and you can snuggle in close and watch the fireworks lol.... you like toffee popcorn?
love it thank you "
Its diet too.... well, got to make the effort after xmas lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OH BOY !!!!!!
(Pulls up a comfy chair, and grabs a BIG bag of popcorn, and a large .... this could get interesting!)
Dont worry my lad, the usual crowd will be along in a mo' to... erm... how can I put this?
Point out the error of your post?
can i join you and watch lol
By all means, I'll dust of the pouffe and you can snuggle in close and watch the fireworks lol.... you like toffee popcorn?
love it thank you
Its diet too.... well, got to make the effort after xmas lol!"
shall i bring some vodka  |
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"OH BOY !!!!!!
(Pulls up a comfy chair, and grabs a BIG bag of popcorn, and a large .... this could get interesting!)
Dont worry my lad, the usual crowd will be along in a mo' to... erm... how can I put this?
Point out the error of your post?
can i join you and watch lol
By all means, I'll dust of the pouffe and you can snuggle in close and watch the fireworks lol.... you like toffee popcorn?
love it thank you
Its diet too.... well, got to make the effort after xmas lol!
shall i bring some vodka "
Why the hell not, lets make a night of it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a teenager I often thought that in a niteclub comprised of 50% male and 50% female there MUST be someone who wanted to fuck me. I just didn't have enough time to talk to all the girls.
How easy it would have been to grab the DJ's mike and say something along the lines of what the OP said... but...
...if I had, I'd have still gone home alone.
And There Endeth The Lesson. |
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"There must be someone in the Midlands who is...
A) Not nuts.
B) Likes getting fucked.
C) Can come and pick me up.
D) Doesn’t look like they fell out of the ugly tree (twice) hitting every branch .
It's not that difficult is it?
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A) i like to think i am fairly level headed
B)LOVE getting fucked
C)i do drive but have no clue where cheesetown is
D)ahhhh fuck - was going so well  |
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"Amen...
From the first letter of St Wishy to the Gentiles who, much like the Corinthians, never wrote back... "
So, is St Wishy now gonna start a thread moaning about sending messages to Gentiles who never reply? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He won't see the replies...he has all the new PMs to wade through  "
I do so enjoy a bit of sarcasm from the looser class. But as it happens it was rather successful unlike you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a teenager I often thought that in a niteclub comprised of 50% male and 50% female there MUST be someone who wanted to fuck me. I just didn't have enough time to talk to all the girls.
How easy it would have been to grab the DJ's mike and say something along the lines of what the OP said... but...
...if I had, I'd have still gone home alone.
And There Endeth The Lesson."
You might and again you might have got lucky. you don't know till you try  |
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"He won't see the replies...he has all the new PMs to wade through
I do so enjoy a bit of sarcasm from the looser class. But as it happens it was rather successful unlike you "
How'd you know he's loose in class?
Or did you mean loser?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He won't see the replies...he has all the new PMs to wade through
I do so enjoy a bit of sarcasm from the looser class. But as it happens it was rather successful unlike you
How'd you know he's loose in class?
Or did you mean loser?! "
The loose class speak verbal D don't they |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Glad to hear you were successful, the problem might have been that most of the women had read your thread last week on the morbidly obese"
They probably actually read it and didn't make assumptions from the title. Its good that there are some intelligent women on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He won't see the replies...he has all the new PMs to wade through
I do so enjoy a bit of sarcasm from the looser class. But as it happens it was rather successful unlike you
How'd you know he's loose in class?
Or did you mean loser?!
The loose class speak verbal D don't they "
ooooh, is the language verbalese in the land of the looser?
i'm not fluent....wonder how one orders the beer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He won't see the replies...he has all the new PMs to wade through
I do so enjoy a bit of sarcasm from the looser class. But as it happens it was rather successful unlike you
How'd you know he's loose in class?
Or did you mean loser?!
The loose class speak verbal D don't they
ooooh, is the language verbalese in the land of the looser?
i'm not fluent....wonder how one orders the beer?"
I wouldn't know. I recognise it but have never spoken it my self |
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"He won't see the replies...he has all the new PMs to wade through
I do so enjoy a bit of sarcasm from the looser class. But as it happens it was rather successful unlike you
How'd you know he's loose in class?
Or did you mean loser?!
The loose class speak verbal D don't they
ooooh, is the language verbalese in the land of the looser?
i'm not fluent....wonder how one orders the beer?
I wouldn't know. I recognise it but have never spoken it my self "
Seems like you might be fluent in bollix tho |
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"There must be someone in the Midlands who is...
A) Not nuts.
B) Likes getting fucked.
C) Can come and pick me up.
D) Doesn’t look like they fell out of the ugly tree (twice) hitting every branch .
It's not that difficult is it?
"
I think I can honestly say that I meet all the criteria listed above.
Why do you want me to go and pick you up - are we going somewhere? Is it to the football? Or maybe Alton Towers? Or do you just need a lift to the supermarket and back? |
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