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By *resh freddie OP Man over a year ago

Penistone

Do we have any Rabbis, Imans, Ministers, Vicars, Priests or Monks in here.

Firstly you’re a very naughty boy.

And as a matter of interest how many hail Marys or what ever for hobnodgering on? Im contemplating of joining the one that gives me least grief. Any one any inside info?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to be a nun but got expelled lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

forgive me father for i have sinned

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By *resh freddie OP Man over a year ago

Penistone

Naaa i somehow dont quite believe that. So you were like Julie Andrews, all singing and stuff?

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

Brother PD here ...my son ....we said to the mother superior the other day ...

i am sorry sister i have been out after hours ,she smiled and said ..worry not ....i am just going out after mine ..

Bless you ..!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id love to be taken at the alter by a catholic priest

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Mother superior says to the nun "we have a case of syphilis in the convent"

Nun says, "good I'm getting sick of Beaujolais"

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By *resh freddie OP Man over a year ago

Penistone

"Id love to be taken at the alter by a catholic priest"

you would have found it hard to avoid if you sang in the choir!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may as well be a monk

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By *resh freddie OP Man over a year ago

Penistone

"I may as well be a monk

Not if your circumsized as apparently the ruff robes chaff!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am actually a Sunday School Teacher and am found there every Sunday doing my bit.....pmsl

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By *resh freddie OP Man over a year ago

Penistone

Nooooo your not are you???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

of course I am.....bet that turns ya on....mmmmh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always wanted to ne a nun

but i wouldnt be able to stay silent for long. lmao

And them long frocked priests in italy.ooooooooo i would be a sinner alright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just re read that and no i dont want to or have ever had the desire to

knee a nun.....

lmao

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By *resh freddie OP Man over a year ago

Penistone

"of course I am.....bet that turns ya on....mmmmh!!!"

*grins and winks*

What do you think?

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