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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was watching the 100 top movie threats and I thought I would ask
What's your favourite threat in a movie
Mine:
If I were you, I'd get in that car and fuck off man, and get what ever you've got and come at me, because I'm going to hit you all.
Paddy Constantine-dead mans shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.......me.
Brick top in snatch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”
Pulp Fiction"
Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career
"I'm going to make sure you spend the next ten years in jail getting ass fucked, and if they throw out the case because my arrest was to violent, I will personally hire men to ass fuck you, so unles you are an ass fucking fan, I'd answer the god damn question"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.......me.
Brick top in snatch. "
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary
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By *heggMan
over a year ago
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Not from a movie, but from history: Philip of Macedon, father of ALexander the Freat, sent a message to the Spartans, "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city."
The Spartan response was simply, "If."
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By (user no longer on site)
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Gladiator:
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.
Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.
Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?
Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned.
Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”
Pulp Fiction
Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career
"I'm going to make sure you spend the next ten years in jail getting ass fucked, and if they throw out the case because my arrest was to violent, I will personally hire men to ass fuck you, so unles you are an ass fucking fan, I'd answer the god damn question"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”
Pulp Fiction
Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career
"I'm going to make sure you spend the next ten years in jail getting ass fucked, and if they throw out the case because my arrest was to violent, I will personally hire men to ass fuck you, so unles you are an ass fucking fan, I'd answer the god damn question"
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I love Mr Jackson. Did you know he doesn't like Jazz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I tell you bandero, if you start flashing your gun out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click! |
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By *heggMan
over a year ago
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Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your nothing but a dog shit and you know what happens to dog shit.......dries up turns white and blows away in the wind
Clint Eastwood birty Harry
Great thread BTW |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your nothing but a dog shit and you know what happens to dog shit.......dries up turns white and blows away in the wind
Clint Eastwood birty Harry
Great thread BTW"
Havnt seen that movie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"
Goonies "
After your contributions to this thread I think I'm falling in love |
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"You're a big man but you're in bad shape for me it's a full time job now behave yourself.
Ooh whats the film"
Michael Caine to the guy who played Alf Roberts in coronation street,the film is Get carter, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Liam Neeson - Taken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Didn't read the whole thread and I'm sure it's been mentioned but the classic...
Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking TO ME? Well I don't see anyone else around here!
Good ol Robbie D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. "
Gunnery Sgt Highway
Heartbreak Ridge 1986 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the quiet before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven, where you can put your ear to the grass and hear it growing and the insects!
Do you like Beethoven?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt.......me.
Brick top in snatch. "
This!
Play by a family friends uncle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!"
Goonies
After your contributions to this thread I think I'm falling in love "
You think  Damn must try harder.
Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.
Kill Bill |
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By (user no longer on site)
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But, you won't be the first to die. No, your friends, family, everyone you ever cared about will be first. Then, when you have no more tears left to shed, then ... then we'll come for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yippee ki yay motherfucker" - Die Hard
"Son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you" - Good Bad and the ugly.
More of a cus then a threat but always makes us laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"“Say ‘What?’ again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.”
Pulp Fiction
Samuel l Jackson has had some great quotes in his career
"I'm going to make sure you spend the next ten years in jail getting ass fucked, and if they throw out the case because my arrest was to violent, I will personally hire men to ass fuck you, so unles you are an ass fucking fan, I'd answer the god damn question"
I love Mr Jackson. Did you know he doesn't like Jazz"
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Shut the fuck up. If I wanna hear you speak I'll stick my hand up your ass and operate you like a puppet.
The other guys, Samuel Jackson.
I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon
Robin Hood, Alan Rickman |
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Not an obvious one this- Al Pacino in scent of a woman.
When the 'old blind' ex army man gets shushed and told he is out of order:
Out of order??? I'll show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.
If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to!!! |
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"Not an obvious one this- Al Pacino in scent of a woman.
When the 'old blind' ex army man gets shushed and told he is out of order:
Out of order??? I'll show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.
If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to!!!"
Awesome acting from an awesome Actor |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
-Pulp Fiction |
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By *heggMan
over a year ago
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Westley: To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don’t mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn’t finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.
Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Although it lacks the laconic brilliance of, "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Six seconds from now you'll find yourself lying on your back with the taste of blood running down your throat and you'll be asking yourself 'what the fuck just happened?'
The frey |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I know what yous thinking punk! Did i fire six shots or only five. This being the most powerful handgun in the world and can blow your head clean off.. You have to ask yourself a question. Do i feel lucky? Well do ya..? Punk!. |
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By *heggMan
over a year ago
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In honour of the new episode opening:
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
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Only at the end do you realize the power of the Dark Side
or, to bring balance to the Force,
Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm going to check the front of my car, and if it smells like ass I'm going to beat you like a run away slave.
You better un fuck yourself or I'm going to rip oft hour head and shit down your neck! |
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