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This thread I will mostly be quoting the fast show and other comedies.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name's Dave Angel, eco warrior. Behind me there is my missus Shirley, and we haven't had sex for twelve years, which is fine because we got better things to do. |
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over a year ago
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Lord of the Dance? Who has the balls to call himself the Lord of anything? Last guy called himself Lord on this planet was crucified, Michael, okay? And we know where the hammer and the nails are. |
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All very funny and I would have PM'd you but you've carelessly blocked all men. Your username is slightly mistaken, OP.
'Tis I, LeClerc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsieur_Roger_LeClerc
*As Cpt. Manwaring*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9t_KDGqOmE |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All very funny and I would have PM'd you but you've carelessly blocked all men. Your username is slightly mistaken, OP.
'Tis I, LeClerc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsieur_Roger_LeClerc
*As Cpt. Manwaring*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9t_KDGqOmE"
I've realised that, can't change it now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me? The sixth earl Of Wimbourne in the girls dormitory at 4 in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?"
Brilliant.
Hello, we're Cockneys. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uncle Albert - During the...
Del Boy - If you say during the war, I'll pour this cup of tea over your head!
Uncle Albert - I wasn't going to say during the war!
Del Boy - Alright then.
Uncle Albert - During the 1939 to 1945 conflict with Germany...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Milky milky
You know when an old woman slips on ice and tries to keep her balance
That's you, that is, that's your best dancing that it"
Actually thats your mum that is
(Cue furious rubbing of thighs with palms!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a show from years ago with a vicar drinking tea, he looked up at the camera and calmly said "Muslims, you-are-wrong." then went back to drinking his tea. I don't think we'll see it repeated.... |
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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago
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Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her.
If you're adventurous like me, you could try an underlay.
You can't go wrong with a carpet, but what about the wallpaper? Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste and stick her up.
Clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. |
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