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What's the worst injury you've suffered through swinging?
I've just discovered my first cut/ tear as a direct result of a meet. Bled like a motherfucker, and hurt like a bitch, all day today. lol 
On Friday, I saw that I'd put some tiny teeth grazes onto the shaft of a meet's cock, and I felt so awful! But he said it was fine, and that it happens.
What is the worst injury you've had through swinging? |
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over a year ago
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"I fell down the stairs last weekend while my meet was here. My ankle is still purple. Actually it's brownish yellow, but "ow!"
Jesus, Nell! I know we can all get pretty eager for our meets, but throwing ourselves down the stairs might seem the quickest way, but there are consequences!  "
 It didn't stop us from enjoying ourselves, although he did accidentally grab it a couple of times in the heat of the moment.... |
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Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the worst injury you've suffered through swinging?
I've just discovered my first cut/ tear as a direct result of a meet. Bled like a motherfucker, and hurt like a bitch, all day today. lol
On Friday, I saw that I'd put some tiny teeth grazes onto the shaft of a meet's cock, and I felt so awful! But he said it was fine, and that it happens.
What is the worst injury you've had through swinging?"
I had two tears inside my lady from the female half of a meets nails, they turned into what I can only describe as ulcers and can you imagine peeing on an ulcer numerous times a day. Oh my days the pain was excruciating! Took 2 weeks to finally stop hurting and go.
Had my fair share of black bruises around the same area from knuckles but the kinky side of me loves when they happen  |
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"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose"
We have a winner!
The prize is a bubble-wrap suit lol!  |
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"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose"
Wow!! You are disaster prone! lol   |
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"What's the worst injury you've suffered through swinging?
I've just discovered my first cut/ tear as a direct result of a meet. Bled like a motherfucker, and hurt like a bitch, all day today. lol
On Friday, I saw that I'd put some tiny teeth grazes onto the shaft of a meet's cock, and I felt so awful! But he said it was fine, and that it happens.
What is the worst injury you've had through swinging?
I had two tears inside my lady from the female half of a meets nails, they turned into what I can only describe as ulcers and can you imagine peeing on an ulcer numerous times a day. Oh my days the pain was excruciating! Took 2 weeks to finally stop hurting and go.
Had my fair share of black bruises around the same area from knuckles but the kinky side of me loves when they happen "
Oh. My. God.
My legs literally just squeezed closed reflexively while reading that.
Holy shit, that sounds so awful!! D:
Winner. lol |
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Ive had these:
A guy set himself on fire in a sauna whilst i was playing
My sofa fell apart during hard sex session
Gave a guy black eye by accident whilst switching positions
Broke a rib during an exerting play session
Guy broke his toe falling off the bed
I best stop there lol
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"No breaks, but a badly twisted ankle that took around three months to clear up."
Oof! Sounds like it could've been an undiagnosed fracture. That happened to my ankle, and now one is bigger than the other. lol |
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"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose
We have a winner!
The prize is a bubble-wrap suit lol! "
Yey I've never won anything before apart from their 3 legged race at school when I was 6 |
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A guy set himself on fire in a sauna whilst i was playing
My sofa fell apart during hard sex session
Gave a guy black eye by accident whilst switching positions
Broke a rib during an exerting play session
Guy broke his toe falling off the bed
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And a partridge in a pear treeeee! |
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"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose
Wow!! You are disaster prone! lol "
haha I actually am, I know most of the local a&e staff very well now |
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"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose
Wow!! You are disaster prone! lol
haha I actually am, I know most of the local a&e staff very well now "
LOVE IT.
This is what I imagine happens:
[HOBBLE IN]
Nurse: "Fab injury?"
You: "Fab injury."
[HIGH FIVES ALL ROUND]
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"Put my back out having sex in a very, very tightly laced corset. That's about it though, apart from the occasional accidental head butt. "
Yeah, I can't fuck in corsets. Can't get my breath back fast enough. lol |
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Jesus some of these are horrific! The second time I slept with the guy I lost my virginity to, I ran away (after he went to put the light on) onto a wet slippery floor and tore a load of ligaments in my knee as I flew into the sink. I held the bathroom door shut and yelled at him to go home (whilst I was sprawled out naked in agony). I 'broke' my ex boyfriends penis and turned it from a straight one to a bent one forever more. More recently I managed to jam my thumb in my lover's eye. As for injuries done to hubby, countless! |
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"Jesus some of these are horrific! The second time I slept with the guy I lost my virginity to, I ran away (after he went to put the light on) onto a wet slippery floor and tore a load of ligaments in my knee as I flew into the sink. I held the bathroom door shut and yelled at him to go home (whilst I was sprawled out naked in agony). I 'broke' my ex boyfriends penis and turned it from a straight one to a bent one forever more. More recently I managed to jam my thumb in my lover's eye. As for injuries done to hubby, countless!"
I think the fact that you were "running away" from a sexual encounter is the most worrying detail from that anecdote. lol. |
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"Jesus some of these are horrific! The second time I slept with the guy I lost my virginity to, I ran away (after he went to put the light on) onto a wet slippery floor and tore a load of ligaments in my knee as I flew into the sink. I held the bathroom door shut and yelled at him to go home (whilst I was sprawled out naked in agony). I 'broke' my ex boyfriends penis and turned it from a straight one to a bent one forever more. More recently I managed to jam my thumb in my lover's eye. As for injuries done to hubby, countless!
I think the fact that you were "running away" from a sexual encounter is the most worrying detail from that anecdote. lol."
It was just because I was super shy and didn't want him to see my naked body with the lights on, so I ran - straight into the ensuite where we'd just had a candle lit bath! |
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Back in June was at a club with my FB and we managed to break my wrist. I've had cast and splints on since and it needs an op to fix it now. It'll be next year for that. Aches like toothache 24/7.
Claire |
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"Fell off the bed and fractured my thigh bone and fractured 3 ribs it was a disaster of a meet. On other meets I've fell off a sofa and fractured my ankle, dislocated my jaw and broke my nose"
How high is your bed and sofa |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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Thankfully, the largest injury I`ve had so far was having the skin of one toe pinched under a stiletto heel whilst waiting to go up the first staircase at Chams! Wish they two staircases from the ground floor to ease the congestion! |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"Thankfully, the largest injury I`ve had so far was having the skin of one toe pinched under a stiletto heel whilst waiting to go up the first staircase at Chams! Wish they two staircases from the ground floor to ease the congestion! "
And I wish the ladies wouldn`t wear high heels in clubs where there`s so many people walking around barefoot! |
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By *abel-30Woman
over a year ago
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I tore my acl and strained another ligament in my knee, whilst also dislocating my knee cap and ripping a tension band that was already on my knee.... So I'm getting a new one on the 23rd... Santa obvious Miss-read puppy for knee on my Christmas list |
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Apparently it wasn't that small a tear....
Sat in A+E at the advice of 111.
It all went unalarmingly smoothly until I revealed that I'd had a lot of "sexual activity" over the weekend, and the advice went from "book a non-emergency appt with your GP if this carries on" to "you need to see an emergency practitioner within the hour"
A bit scared now....  |
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