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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Recently my phone broke and wouldn't charge so I lost all of my pictures and contact numbers. Over the last week I've managed to collect the majority of my lost numbers and lost data through various sources. However this mornings as I was making toast for littleun I inadvertently dribbled a bit of of marmite across the screen...
I should just burn it right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You'd be better off substituting Marmite with Bovril my friend  "
Hngggg brrrtp giiip *dry heave*
Please note I'm wearing protection to type this for fear I touch the marmite. Heaven forbid I have to answer the phone and put the device in contact with my face. I would then require extensive facial surgery |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clean it off with a baby wipe. They clean anything & everything! "
But it will still have been there, I will always know marmite was on it and microscopic molecules will remain. Burning is the best thing I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put it in a pan of boiling water for about 30 mins.
Then in the oven on the highest heat for an hour.
That's scientifically proved to kill all marmite molecules.
Your phone will be good as new!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Put it in a pan of boiling water for about 30 mins.
Then in the oven on the highest heat for an hour.
That's scientifically proved to kill all marmite molecules.
Your phone will be good as new! "
Brilliant! Thank you. I'll employ this technique on anything that comes into contact with the evil black tar.
Up until now I've just been buying new cutlery everytime but know the old ones are still out there and I've been losing sleep about it.
I'll be back on after doing this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nuke it from orbit.
Its the only way to be sure.  "
You're probably right, although I'm wondering if it might be like cockroaches and survive the thermonuclear blast |
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