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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As it's the season to be jolly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not my best time of year Dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not my best time of year Dan "

Know that feeling dude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thread got clogged quick... I'm not typing all that again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Personally I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hark at me I'm in again xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thread got clogged quick... I'm not typing all that again"

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Personally I hate it"

Not a.big fan myself tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hark at me I'm in again xx"

You're getting the hang of this night time lark aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hark at me I'm in again xx

You're getting the hang of this night time lark aren't you "

yeah. I can't bloody sleep now on a night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hark at me I'm in again xx"
slaps tosh on the bum

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening again! I don't know what I'm doing in, I need to get a life, me thinks!#

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hark at me I'm in again xx slaps tosh on the bum "
see now this is why I hang about this thread,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personally I hate it

Not a.big fan myself tbh "

I'm working most of it by choice , so I'll be nocturnal clubbing yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hark at me I'm in again xx

You're getting the hang of this night time lark aren't you yeah. I can't bloody sleep now on a night "

Curse of the body clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening again! I don't know what I'm doing in, I need to get a life, me thinks!# "

They're very over rated, nights in are the new going out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening again! I don't know what I'm doing in, I need to get a life, me thinks!# "
think a life is needed here too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I start of well, Get that good feeling when I'm getting ready to go out on the town, Then when 9 times out of 10 I wake up alone and spend a day or 2 nursing a hangover before doing it all over again, By the 3rd or 4th night out I just want it all to be over

And with that it's now my bed time,

Goodnight all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Personally I hate it

Not a.big fan myself tbh

I'm working most of it by choice , so I'll be nocturnal clubbing yeah "

Me too I'm working entire festive period

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I start of well, Get that good feeling when I'm getting ready to go out on the town, Then when 9 times out of 10 I wake up alone and spend a day or 2 nursing a hangover before doing it all over again, By the 3rd or 4th night out I just want it all to be over

And with that it's now my bed time,

Goodnight all "

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

April 7th @ the Capital FM Arena, Dan. Last time I saw them was at the NEC in about 1998

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*1988

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hark at me I'm in again xx slaps tosh on the bum see now this is why I hang about this thread, "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"April 7th @ the Capital FM Arena, Dan. Last time I saw them was at the NEC in about 1998 "

Ah sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Night all xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Night all xx"
night gorgeous sweet dreams,xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Sweet talking woman'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Night all xx"

Nighty night chick filthy dreams x x

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening again! I don't know what I'm doing in, I need to get a life, me thinks!#

They're very over rated, nights in are the new going out "

Sorted then, much cheaper too!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening again! I don't know what I'm doing in, I need to get a life, me thinks!#

They're very over rated, nights in are the new going out

Sorted then, much cheaper too!! "

Film, booze, sofa snuggles...perfect

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Evening Dan!

*smooch*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*"

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Personally I hate it

Not a.big fan myself tbh

I'm working most of it by choice , so I'll be nocturnal clubbing yeah

Me too I'm working entire festive period "

Hate the whole fucking lot. As a publican I'm working it all and when I shut the doors Xmas day it's a pint of stella and a pot noodle for me

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening? "

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Personally I hate it

Not a.big fan myself tbh

I'm working most of it by choice , so I'll be nocturnal clubbing yeah

Me too I'm working entire festive period

Hate the whole fucking lot. As a publican I'm working it all and when I shut the doors Xmas day it's a pint of stella and a pot noodle for me "

Good evening Mr. Flirty

Bet your fed up with it all already aren't you?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening again! I don't know what I'm doing in, I need to get a life, me thinks!#

They're very over rated, nights in are the new going out

Sorted then, much cheaper too!!

Film, booze, sofa snuggles...perfect "

Mmmm.....I think you've converted me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^"

I'm working till 7am

How was your gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok "

You little tinker you

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^

I'm working till 7am

How was your gang bang?"

No way! What do you do?? I've worked a bunch of nights in my life. Loved it myself. :D

It was fucking PHENOMENAL.

Best early Xmas present ever! :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you "

trust me mate it was not good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening again! I don't know what I'm doing in, I need to get a life, me thinks!#

They're very over rated, nights in are the new going out

Sorted then, much cheaper too!!

Film, booze, sofa snuggles...perfect

Mmmm.....I think you've converted me! "

Its quite a pleasant way to spend an evening, less hassle than going into town

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok "

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^

I'm working till 7am

How was your gang bang?

No way! What do you do?? I've worked a bunch of nights in my life. Loved it myself. :D

It was fucking PHENOMENAL.

Best early Xmas present ever! :D"

I'm the night manager at a residential care home so I work permanent nights.

And you didn't have to unwrap much either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D"

when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good "

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets, "

Did you sit down to pee?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^

I'm working till 7am

How was your gang bang?

No way! What do you do?? I've worked a bunch of nights in my life. Loved it myself. :D

It was fucking PHENOMENAL.

Best early Xmas present ever! :D

I'm the night manager at a residential care home so I work permanent nights.

And you didn't have to unwrap much either "

Oh wow! Such an owl!

Exactly! :D Only got unwrapped instead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. "

exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets, "

I literally just spatlaughed at that.

Bless you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? "

no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

I literally just spatlaughed at that.

Bless you.

"

I could not put it away quick enough

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ? "

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

I literally just spatlaughed at that.

Bless you.

I could not put it away quick enough "

Actual loling

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^

I'm working till 7am

How was your gang bang?

No way! What do you do?? I've worked a bunch of nights in my life. Loved it myself. :D

It was fucking PHENOMENAL.

Best early Xmas present ever! :D

I'm the night manager at a residential care home so I work permanent nights.

And you didn't have to unwrap much either

Oh wow! Such an owl!

Exactly! :D Only got unwrapped instead. "

Some lucky person must of thought all their Christmas's came at once

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol "

no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ? "

I just feigned ignorance...which wasn't thay difficult tbh they were very confusing signs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles "

Blimey they're posh then

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^

I'm working till 7am

How was your gang bang?

No way! What do you do?? I've worked a bunch of nights in my life. Loved it myself. :D

It was fucking PHENOMENAL.

Best early Xmas present ever! :D

I'm the night manager at a residential care home so I work permanent nights.

And you didn't have to unwrap much either

Oh wow! Such an owl!

Exactly! :D Only got unwrapped instead.

Some lucky person must of thought all their Christmas's came at once "

Yes. *nod*

Yes, I very bloody did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male "

How do they expect you to know from that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

Blimey they're posh then "

maybe the Tampax machine should of give it away but I was pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Dan!

*smooch*

Good evening Ms. Haplocke

How's you this evening?

Still buzzing from last night!

What are you doing up at this hour? ^__^

I'm working till 7am

How was your gang bang?

No way! What do you do?? I've worked a bunch of nights in my life. Loved it myself. :D

It was fucking PHENOMENAL.

Best early Xmas present ever! :D

I'm the night manager at a residential care home so I work permanent nights.

And you didn't have to unwrap much either

Oh wow! Such an owl!

Exactly! :D Only got unwrapped instead.

Some lucky person must of thought all their Christmas's came at once

Yes. *nod*

Yes, I very bloody did! "

Sounds like a good time.was had by all

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male "

NO FUCKING WAY!!

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT TOO!!

You give head to a bloke and you chase tail.

WHAT DOES THE OTHER WAY EVEN MEEAAAAN?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

Blimey they're posh then maybe the Tampax machine should of give it away but I was pissed "

Ha ha oh bless you

Did you get any of their numbers?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

Blimey they're posh then maybe the Tampax machine should of give it away but I was pissed

Ha ha oh bless you

Did you get any of their numbers? "

Definitely the most important question here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male

NO FUCKING WAY!!

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT TOO!!

You give head to a bloke and you chase tail.

WHAT DOES THE OTHER WAY EVEN MEEAAAAN? "

exacly. I was conned into looking like a perv

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

Blimey they're posh then maybe the Tampax machine should of give it away but I was pissed

Ha ha oh bless you

Did you get any of their numbers? "

yer joking mate I just wanted to get out before I got arrested

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male

NO FUCKING WAY!!

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT TOO!!

You give head to a bloke and you chase tail.

WHAT DOES THE OTHER WAY EVEN MEEAAAAN? exacly. I was conned into looking like a perv "

So tails was Mens? Not the mist obvious choice tbh

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male

NO FUCKING WAY!!

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT TOO!!

You give head to a bloke and you chase tail.

WHAT DOES THE OTHER WAY EVEN MEEAAAAN? exacly. I was conned into looking like a perv "

"conned"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male

NO FUCKING WAY!!

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT TOO!!

You give head to a bloke and you chase tail.

WHAT DOES THE OTHER WAY EVEN MEEAAAAN? exacly. I was conned into looking like a perv

So tails was Mens? Not the mist obvious choice tbh "

well everyone but me seemed to suss it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

Blimey they're posh then maybe the Tampax machine should of give it away but I was pissed

Ha ha oh bless you

Did you get any of their numbers? yer joking mate I just wanted to get out before I got arrested "

Tosh What you playing at.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

You little tinker you trust me mate it was not good

Bet it was funny though, I did it in town once in a theme bar as I couldn't work out which were which cause of the stupid door symbols. exactly mate. It was Heads n Tails. Now which one would you of chose ?

That's quite clever. I like that.

So.... you chose tails on that particular toss then? Lol no I went in heads. Which I assumed was male

NO FUCKING WAY!!

I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT TOO!!

You give head to a bloke and you chase tail.

WHAT DOES THE OTHER WAY EVEN MEEAAAAN? exacly. I was conned into looking like a perv

So tails was Mens? Not the mist obvious choice tbh well everyone but me seemed to suss it "

If it's any consolation I wouldn't of either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

Blimey they're posh then maybe the Tampax machine should of give it away but I was pissed

Ha ha oh bless you

Did you get any of their numbers? yer joking mate I just wanted to get out before I got arrested

Tosh What you playing at."

I think that's what they said. Well not the tosh bit

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Just told one of my ladies shes chucklIng now said bless him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did I mention I got d*unk last night and went in the wrong toilets. I nearly died of embarrassment. But no one knows so it's ok

When/ how, in your inebriated state, did you realise you were in the wrong toilets? :D when 5 girls walked in and told me I was in the wrong toilets,

Did you sit down to pee? no some men's toilets do just have cubicles

Blimey they're posh then maybe the Tampax machine should of give it away but I was pissed

Ha ha oh bless you

Did you get any of their numbers? yer joking mate I just wanted to get out before I got arrested

Tosh What you playing at. I think that's what they said. Well not the tosh bit "

You should of acted all nonchalant and just asked....what's the worst that could of happened?

Ok maybe signing a special register but hey it could of been worth the risk you were there anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just told one of my ladies shes chucklIng now said bless him "

Good evening again Voddy

They keeping you busy?.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just told one of my ladies shes chucklIng now said bless him "
oh now the world knows

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

"What are you playing at?" is one of my favourite English phrases.

The words just do not mean what they mean!

Cos the answer is very rarely going to be "Oh, just a smidge of Monopoly."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""What are you playing at?" is one of my favourite English phrases.

The words just do not mean what they mean!

Cos the answer is very rarely going to be "Oh, just a smidge of Monopoly.""

Play has so many meanings especially on here

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


""What are you playing at?" is one of my favourite English phrases.

The words just do not mean what they mean!

Cos the answer is very rarely going to be "Oh, just a smidge of Monopoly."

Play has so many meanings especially on here "

Didn't even consider all of that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""What are you playing at?" is one of my favourite English phrases.

The words just do not mean what they mean!

Cos the answer is very rarely going to be "Oh, just a smidge of Monopoly."

Play has so many meanings especially on here

Didn't even consider all of that! "

Unfortunately that was first thing I thought of

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


""What are you playing at?" is one of my favourite English phrases.

The words just do not mean what they mean!

Cos the answer is very rarely going to be "Oh, just a smidge of Monopoly."

Play has so many meanings especially on here

Didn't even consider all of that!

Unfortunately that was first thing I thought of "

Guess I need to spend more time here in the forums...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all xx

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Just told one of my ladies shes chucklIng now said bless him

Good evening again Voddy

They keeping you busy?."

all quiet for a bit just looked at rota. Have new yr off if im still here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


""What are you playing at?" is one of my favourite English phrases.

The words just do not mean what they mean!

Cos the answer is very rarely going to be "Oh, just a smidge of Monopoly."

Play has so many meanings especially on here

Didn't even consider all of that!

Unfortunately that was first thing I thought of

Guess I need to spend more time here in the forums... "

Well you're always welcome to drop by here anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all xx"

Good evening Mrs.Mac

How's your sexy self this fine eve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just told one of my ladies shes chucklIng now said bless him

Good evening again Voddy

They keeping you busy?. all quiet for a bit just looked at rota. Have new yr off if im still here"

If? You planning a change?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Evening all xx"

Is it windy in Blackpool?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mrs.Mac

How's your sexy self this fine eve? "

Pretty great. Just came in from a gig with friends.

And Hap....yes windy and COLD! Good job I'm used to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mrs.Mac

How's your sexy self this fine eve?

Pretty great. Just came in from a gig with friends.

And Hap....yes windy and COLD! Good job I'm used to it. "

Who was playing? Not been to a decent gig for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mrs.Mac

How's your sexy self this fine eve?

Pretty great. Just came in from a gig with friends.

And Hap....yes windy and COLD! Good job I'm used to it.

Who was playing? Not been to a decent gig for ages."

A band called The Lancashire Hotpots. Comedy folk music and a very entertaining night out. A good dance and sing song was had by all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all xx

Good evening Mrs.Mac

How's your sexy self this fine eve?

Pretty great. Just came in from a gig with friends.

And Hap....yes windy and COLD! Good job I'm used to it.

Who was playing? Not been to a decent gig for ages.

A band called The Lancashire Hotpots. Comedy folk music and a very entertaining night out. A good dance and sing song was had by all. "

Local talent often provides the best night out. Like watching new upcoming bands. Quote lucky in Nottingham as we have a good selection of music venues.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I believe so. Hope to come and check out Notts one day.

I'm off to bed now. The electric blanket has warmed.

Goodnight for when you go x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I believe so. Hope to come and check out Notts one day.

I'm off to bed now. The electric blanket has warmed.

Goodnight for when you go x"

Nighty night chick filthy dreams x x

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Are you in Nottingham? I used to live there.

Saw Nick Cave at Rock City. It was ace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you in Nottingham? I used to live there.

Saw Nick Cave at Rock City. It was ace! "

Yeah I'm Nottingham based nowadays. Rock City is a great venue for bands, so many big names over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh God .Just home. Not brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh God .Just home. Not brilliant"

Good evening Ms. Wunorse

How was your night out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not filled part 2 up yet Dan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not filled part 2 up yet Dan "

Bit quiet tonight Rotty most people are out on the razz....cant fault them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi all"

Good evening Mr. Hot

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not filled part 2 up yet Dan

Bit quiet tonight Rotty most people are out on the razz....cant fault them "

You can't mate lucky sods

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all

Good evening Mr. Hot

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight? "

On sofa still played rugby today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not filled part 2 up yet Dan

Bit quiet tonight Rotty most people are out on the razz....cant fault them

You can't mate lucky sods "

Saturday nights are for being out not sat at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi all

Good evening Mr. Hot

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

On sofa still played rugby today"

Bit achey?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not filled part 2 up yet Dan

Bit quiet tonight Rotty most people are out on the razz....cant fault them

You can't mate lucky sods

Saturday nights are for being out not sat at work "

Totally agree but someone has to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not filled part 2 up yet Dan

Bit quiet tonight Rotty most people are out on the razz....cant fault them

You can't mate lucky sods

Saturday nights are for being out not sat at work

Totally agree but someone has to do it "

Aye thats true.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi all

Good evening Mr. Hot

Welcome to Team Nocturnal, you working or lurking tonight?

On sofa still played rugby today

Bit achey? "

Any lady's care to relive my aches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello all

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge

Well I can't get to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

give up trying to sleep and another 1 that need a life lol

hi folks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello all "

Good evening Tattoo'd

You're up late, all good in the hood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well I can't get to sleep!"

Good evening CLCC

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

You been out or just got a bit of insomnia going on?

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By *rishloveWoman  over a year ago

Tobyhanna

Hello everyone! Night 6 of insomnia! I'm feeling like a zombie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"give up trying to sleep and another 1 that need a life lol

hi folks"

Good evening Ms. Foxy

Been struck with the restless stick too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"give up trying to sleep and another 1 that need a life lol

hi folks

Good evening Ms. Foxy

Been struck with the restless stick too?"

good evening Dan and aye sure am

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"give up trying to sleep and another 1 that need a life lol

hi folks

Good evening Ms. Foxy

Been struck with the restless stick too?

good evening Dan and aye sure am "

Its horible when it gets to this time and you're still awake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello all

Good evening Tattoo'd

You're up late, all good in the hood?"

Hello Dan

All is sweet and Rosie cheers how's the night shift going? Think our body clocks are fucked up at the moment tho. X

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I've been tempted out on a last minute spontaneous meet.

Just waiting in the car park right now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello all

Good evening Tattoo'd

You're up late, all good in the hood?

Hello Dan

All is sweet and Rosie cheers how's the night shift going? Think our body clocks are fucked up at the moment tho. X

"

Body clocks are a bitch to keep right, that's why I never go to bed early on my days off.

Not going too bad tonight, got a bit of work to do around 4ish but apart from that it's chill time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been tempted out on a last minute spontaneous meet.

Just waiting in the car park right now... "

Ooh you little tinker you

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I've been tempted out on a last minute spontaneous meet.

Just waiting in the car park right now...

Ooh you little tinker you "

Yeah, but if he doesn't show...

This is why I hate being early to meets. Let them think I'm not coming.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've been tempted out on a last minute spontaneous meet.

Just waiting in the car park right now...

Ooh you little tinker you

Yeah, but if he doesn't show...

This is why I hate being early to meets. Let them think I'm not coming. "

I like to turn up early and a spot the swinger

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Who's noel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's noel?"

Terry's brother

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge


"Well I can't get to sleep!

Good evening CLCC

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

You been out or just got a bit of insomnia going on?"

Insomnia this evening unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello everyone! Night 6 of insomnia! I'm feeling like a zombie! "

What time is it over the pond ?

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Who's noel?

Terry's brother "

It's not Terrys it's mine.....remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well I can't get to sleep!

Good evening CLCC

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

You been out or just got a bit of insomnia going on?

Insomnia this evening unfortunately "

That's the cruelest trick our brains play on us this side of alzheimers. I think it's why I choose to do permanent nights tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello everyone! Night 6 of insomnia! I'm feeling like a zombie! "

Good evening Ms. Irish

How are you this fine eve?

Nearly missed your comment there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's noel?

Terry's brother

It's not Terrys it's mine.....remember "

Wrestle you for it

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I had three hours sleep and I'm raring to go. I used to need 8 before I'd stir lol

Old age or sexual addiction???

Darenth wake hubby again I nearly broke him earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I had three hours sleep and I'm raring to go. I used to need 8 before I'd stir lol

Old age or sexual addiction???

Darenth wake hubby again I nearly broke him earlier "

Just climb on and try not to wake him

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Who's noel?

Terry's brother

It's not Terrys it's mine.....remember

Wrestle you for it "

Ok but you gotta take your clothes off and we'll rub oil all over each other first

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who's noel?

Terry's brother

It's not Terrys it's mine.....remember

Wrestle you for it

Ok but you gotta take your clothes off and we'll rub oil all over each other first "

Sounds good to me

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I had three hours sleep and I'm raring to go. I used to need 8 before I'd stir lol

Old age or sexual addiction???

Darenth wake hubby again I nearly broke him earlier

Just climb on and try not to wake him "

He needs reinforcements

I might kill him if I help myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I had three hours sleep and I'm raring to go. I used to need 8 before I'd stir lol

Old age or sexual addiction???

Darenth wake hubby again I nearly broke him earlier

Just climb on and try not to wake him

He needs reinforcements

I might kill him if I help myself "

But would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/15 03:46:46]

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I had three hours sleep and I'm raring to go. I used to need 8 before I'd stir lol

Old age or sexual addiction???

Darenth wake hubby again I nearly broke him earlier

Just climb on and try not to wake him

He needs reinforcements

I might kill him if I help myself

But would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? "

Nnoooooooooo

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/15 03:46:46]"

You are naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Not sure if phone is playing up as it's taking ages to post and return to thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/15 03:46:46]

You are naughty "

I know and all the way in to the top as well

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/15 03:46:46]

You are naughty

I know and all the way in to the top as well "

Two nights in a row lol

You're such a stud

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/15 03:46:46]

You are naughty

I know and all the way in to the top as well

Two nights in a row lol

You're such a stud "

Eh? I was on about my high score on Pacman

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/15 03:46:46]

You are naughty

I know and all the way in to the top as well

Two nights in a row lol

You're such a stud

Eh? I was on about my high score on Pacman "

I was talking about crashing the site it was fine when you were working with your boss lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/15 03:46:46]

You are naughty

I know and all the way in to the top as well

Two nights in a row lol

You're such a stud

Eh? I was on about my high score on Pacman

I was talking about crashing the site it was fine when you were working with your boss lol"

Think he's had enough now hopefully

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe

We need to arrange an 80s fab disco. Had a great night last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We need to arrange an 80s fab disco. Had a great night last night "

That sounds like a good idea. Could do that at the next Nocturnal social at Jaydees

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"We need to arrange an 80s fab disco. Had a great night last night

That sounds like a good idea. Could do that at the next Nocturnal social at Jaydees "

Boogie night

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We need to arrange an 80s fab disco. Had a great night last night

That sounds like a good idea. Could do that at the next Nocturnal social at Jaydees

Boogie night "

At least the music would be cool

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"We need to arrange an 80s fab disco. Had a great night last night

That sounds like a good idea. Could do that at the next Nocturnal social at Jaydees

Boogie night

At least the music would be cool "

Lol got a cool cats drink milk tshirt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We need to arrange an 80s fab disco. Had a great night last night

That sounds like a good idea. Could do that at the next Nocturnal social at Jaydees

Boogie night

At least the music would be cool

Lol got a cool cats drink milk tshirt? "

No but I have a few 80's band ones

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By *moothies.Couple  over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"We need to arrange an 80s fab disco. Had a great night last night

That sounds like a good idea. Could do that at the next Nocturnal social at Jaydees

Boogie night

At least the music would be cool

Lol got a cool cats drink milk tshirt?

No but I have a few 80's band ones "

I think that may have been 70s I was only small

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