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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
£50 for every time someone uses the junk mail analogy for people not replying to messages.
£10 for every time someone whined about the disparity between admission fees at clubs.
£10 for every white knight comment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not reading profiles before messaging
Even better when they have the same comment on their own profile,
That's a double fine  "
Yeah & then ask if the guy can sit n watch ...aaarrrrrggggggggg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sneering fine of £1 per sneery comment.
I'd be bankrupt within a week!!!!
I'd be broke in a day!  "
I'm the sneer fine collector, I'll be rich! Who needs a lottery ticket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Athletic fine of £10
Rugby build fine £20 if just simply fat.
£50 fine if you suggest dart players are Athletes.
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Would that work with females too then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£5 for those who said they had a great night last night but still have no veris
But I DID have great night last night. It just wasn't with anyone on the site.  "
Then put it on Facebook not fab! Not interested unless it's fuckery! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The I am genuine type.. Then profile is deleted.
I am genuine in profile but after 5 mins want to cum round.
Ones who message.. Hi..
Ooh list is endless |
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Fines for any male who thinks women on here will fuck anything because they are desperate and ugly
And for couples who think single males are the same ....
In fact anyone who thinks they are better than
If you are part of the forum clique, add a zero to any fine paid |
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"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique."
No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique.
No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,,"
You fell for the trap in the first place |
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"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique.
No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,,
You fell for the trap in the first place "
I set it, its a double bluff. I am not on the forums enough to be in the clique, sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£50 for every time someone uses the junk mail analogy for people not replying to messages.
£10 for every time someone whined about the disparity between admission fees at clubs.
£10 for every white knight comment."
What a fantastic idea, so much better than anything else I've read all week and you look superb too, well worth spending extra to get into a club to see you. Might as well get my tenners worth  |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Athletic fine of £10
Rugby build fine £20 if just simply fat.
£50 fine if you suggest dart players are Athletes.
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Are you sure darts players aren't athletes?? They seem to sweat as much as marathon runners
... More sometimes.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone who talks about a forum clique should be made to pay a fine of a billion pounds, unless they name every person in this so called forum clique.
No naming and shaming allowed, but they will all come out and show themselves in response to the suggestion that they pay a fine, so its a trap ,,,,,
You fell for the trap in the first place
I set it, its a double bluff. I am not on the forums enough to be in the clique, sorry"
Yeah, you are. Anyone who mentions a forum clique is obviously in a forum clique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tenner for everyone who insists on or offers 'absolute discretion' - we all know you're playing away!
A tenner for every 'you're stunning/gorgeous/the best looking woman on fab' message sent. If I want bullshit I'll take the kids to a farm!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£100 000 fine for those who post an update saying...
Goodbye fab im leaving now as its a waste of fucking time...
But never leave !!!!
Grrrrrrr just go or pay the fine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have a quid fine for every 'lol'? - definitely my pet hate - and never yet have I laughed out loud when reading a comment with this shoved on the end! "
lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we have a fine for every 'aren't BBW's wonderful and isn't shagging a slim woman as boring as driving down a straight road with no bends and don't all real men want meat with their treat' thread!
Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have a fine for every 'aren't BBW's wonderful and isn't shagging a slim woman as boring as driving down a straight road with no bends and don't all real men want meat with their treat' thread!
Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off! "
£1000000000 for every thread about what's the difference between curvy and fat and £000000000.00001 for every thread about what's the difference between skinny and slim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have a fine for every 'aren't BBW's wonderful and isn't shagging a slim woman as boring as driving down a straight road with no bends and don't all real men want meat with their treat' thread!
Makes me want to grab two carrot sticks and a grape - just to piss em off!
£1000000000 for every thread about what's the difference between curvy and fat and £000000000.00001 for every thread about what's the difference between skinny and slim."
Agreed - I think! Have we ever had a ! What's the difference between skinny and slim thread?
In my case the difference between skinny and slim is 2 slices of pepperoni pizza, a garlic dough-ball, a cup cake and a bar of chocolate! |
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